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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

a.lo posted:

there's a list

Of car models? Tell me what wonderous selection this Tesla brand has. Certainly it is comprehensive

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Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

Yinlock posted:

please adjust the robot - pedophile slider to create your own custom billionaire

the low end is just pedo, the high end is epstein

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1018534489251704834

the onion wizard
Apr 14, 2004

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Uber but every driver is a pedo in a Tesla.

buddy, we're way past that, the cars can autonomously rape kids now. saves so much money

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWk6JcheLMU

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
he just keeps doubling down :qq:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

Of car models? Tell me what wonderous selection this Tesla brand has. Certainly it is comprehensive

the 2018 model is a signed picture of elon musk that will be worth as much as a tesla someday when he becomes super famous

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1018535044623708160

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
:f5:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

he just keeps doubling down :qq:

quake announcer voice:] T-t-tripullllll down down down down

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
2 weeks later: Musk opens company dedicated to nuclear power, citing his experience with meltdowns.

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

you know Elon, the problem with capitalism is eventually you run out of other people's money

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

comedyblissoption posted:

aren't the cave conditions even worse now with increasing rains and no pumps

I'm imagining Musk standing grimly in the pouring rain and lightning, while the sounds of children screaming as they're roughly forced into the cave are heard in the background.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Musk like to compare himself to Tony Stark.

But he's more along the lines of if Tony Stark got a Caligula like brain fever and went batshit crazy,

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

etalian posted:

Musk like to compare himself to Tony Stark.

But he's more along the lines of if Tony Stark got a Caligula like brain fever and went batshit crazy,

the best part of it is that he had a cameo in an iron man or avengers film or something and tony stark brushes him off

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

elon musk is just a boring version of howard hughes

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

etalian posted:

Musk like to compare himself to Tony Stark.

But he's more along the lines of if Tony Stark got a Caligula like brain fever and went batshit crazy,

that describes tony stark in a few comic stories also tho

anyhow, every day that passes it seems more apparent that tech billionaires are among the closest thing we have to real-life supervillains



Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

The dumb elon musk brigade is on my twitter now for posting this. :lol:



It's really sad.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

hobbesmaster posted:

the best part of it is that he had a cameo in an iron man or avengers film or something and tony stark brushes him off

has elon made a suit out of iron that can fly? thats right piss right off in your abject failure

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

that's a hacky meme format but lol

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

get that OUT of my face posted:

elon musk is just a boring version of howard hughes

Hughes only went completely nuts in his 50s, Musk is only 47

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
first they came for the billionares, and i said nothing because i was not a billionaire

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Let's be fair, whom amonst us wouldn't be this happy piloting a giant robot

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

elon is going to shoot grimes into thpace just so he can mount a rescue mission and own the diving (community)

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

hobbesmaster posted:

Hughes only went completely nuts in his 50s, Musk is only 47

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

etalian posted:

Musk like to compare himself to Tony Stark.

While I understand how it happened, it still amazes me how many people seem to think Musk is an engineer/inventor himself. He's managed to sell this image of him being some brilliant inventor who is designing all these spaceships and cars with the mere assistance of his engineering staff.

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
LMAO

https://twitter.com/ddbanks/status/1018531375186628608

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

thats a very something awful situation lol

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

ferroque posted:

has someone told him "nice meltdown" yet

I reply to him with Nice Muskdown on the regular and I'm still not blocked. bullshit

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1018541464416997376?s=19

loving lmao forever

orange sky
May 7, 2007

poo poo wrong thread whatever

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao @ Elon Musk having a massive meltdown and calling possibly the most important member of the rescue team a pedo, and then doubling/tripling down on it :allears:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ytlaya posted:

While I understand how it happened, it still amazes me how many people seem to think Musk is an engineer/inventor himself. He's managed to sell this image of him being some brilliant inventor who is designing all these spaceships and cars with the mere assistance of his engineering staff.

He's seems dumb as a pile of bricks.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

etalian posted:

He's seems dumb as a pile of bricks.

Yeah, but I think he manages to appear like "a dumb person's idea of what a smart person is like." Like, as someone who knows actual scientists, it is immediately super obvious that the guy has no actual expertise himself (as I've said before, he comes off like a random person who has read some popsci magazines).

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

Tesla $200
Solar City $150
Gigafactory $800
Spite Submarines $3,630,100,000
Rockets $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying

:five:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
MUSK

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1018529553873022976

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Pretty cool that his submarine is sponsored by sprite

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


correcting this because no one knows that the gently caress a bfr is

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