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twisted billionaire with an unusual name, envious that the public doesn't adore him like they do tony stark, grows increasingly detached from reality and promises to show up his rivals
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You get a phone call from the CEO of your company in the middle of dinnertime with your family. He says into your ear, "I need you back at the office. We're building a sub to save those cave kids." To play sycophant and agree to meet him at the office, go to page 10. To finish eating dinner, go to page 42.
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TimWinter posted:You get a phone call from the CEO of your company in the middle of dinnertime with your family. He says into your ear, "I need you back at the office. We're building a sub to save those cave kids." lol if you think anyone working for a silicon valley billionaire has a family anymore
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it's literally impossible to rent a three bedroom here lol there aren't families and dinner tables
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Jul 16, 2018 20:11
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there's three bedroom places around here, I mean one of the bedrooms was once a garage and the other was a closet but it counts some of them [but not many] cost less than a million dollars!
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it keeps going https://twitter.com/Send_Lwyds/status/1018848007230513153
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one of my favourite shows is Planetes and elon musk putting a car into space makes me mad, legit. there're whole episodes about bougie fuckers leaving garbage in space and elon musk sent a whole loving car into space. it's littering except one accident can gently caress us all forever
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Jul 16, 2018 21:56
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props to our future generations who deal with space debris. workers of the solar system unite
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SmokaDustbowl posted:one of my favourite shows is Planetes and elon musk putting a car into space makes me mad, legit. there're whole episodes about bougie fuckers leaving garbage in space and elon musk sent a whole loving car into space. it's littering except one accident can gently caress us all forever well in his defense it's heading out into the asteroid belt and beyond so realistically nobody will ever have to deal with it granted, it was supposed to go to mars, but what's a few million miles here or there
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Did anyone bother checking whether the “car” was on the course Elon said it was? I’m thinking of that satellite that NK launched into a tumbling orbit and still celebrates as a victorious space conquest (and also someone in gbs was actually afraid it had a nuke payload ready to drop on them in their sleep)
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:well in his defense it's heading out into the asteroid belt and beyond so realistically nobody will ever have to deal with it he dumped some real loving big garbage right on the exit ramp
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SmokaDustbowl posted:he dumped some real loving big garbage right on the exit ramp
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Gazpacho posted:Did anyone bother checking whether the “car” was on the course Elon said it was? I’m thinking of that satellite that NK launched into a tumbling orbit and still celebrates as a victorious space conquest (and also someone in gbs was actually afraid it had a nuke payload ready to drop on them in their sleep) ham satellite nerds tracked it for a couple days and it appeared to be on the "correct" (wrong) trajectory. its not hanging out in low earth orbit or anything.
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my favorite part of all this is his twitter av showing him all smiling and carefree as he gets into ill-advised flamewars with people who work for a living
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George posted:my favorite part of all this is his twitter av showing him all smiling and carefree as he gets into ill-advised flamewars with people who work for a living he shits on workers rights and calls actual workers pedophiles
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https://jalopnik.com/now-we-know-for-sure-elon-sucks-like-all-these-jackass-1827623885 poetry
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a stunning revelation
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nobody deserves the benefit of the doubt, especially now that everyone is capable of posting exact stream of consciousness for everyone to see
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Captain Foo posted:bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Qdoxy5pUA ha ha ha I did not call him a pedo I did nottttt
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/16/british-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-stunned-after-attack-by-elon-musk “I believe he’s called me a paedophile,” he said. “I think people realise what sort of guy [Musk] is.” Asked if he would consider taking legal action against Musk, he told reporters: “Yes, it’s not finished.”
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flakeloaf posted:good thing nobody screenshots tweeter then we just don’t know what happened. it’s all in the past now. let’s not dwell on it!
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1019028410658521088 drag him Onion
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lmao loving ouch
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SmokaDustbowl posted:one of my favourite shows is Planetes and elon musk putting a car into space makes me mad, legit. there're whole episodes about bougie fuckers leaving garbage in space and elon musk sent a whole loving car into space. it's littering except one accident can gently caress us all forever they were testing the rocket configuration for the first time and had to put some kind of payload on it. no one is going to risk their satellite on an untested platform so usually on the first launch they just put a bunch of water barrels or chunks of steel girders or whatever to simulate a payload mass. in that sense, bolting a car to the upper stage instead as a publicity stunt is fine. also, they didn't "miss" their target. the rocket is indeed going out to the asteroid belt rather than mars, but that's because they wanted to burn the upper stage out completely in order to observe the engine's behavior as it ran out of fuel (something that can only be tested in space on a total loss mission, since the rockets will always carry a small fuel reserve). so they ended up boosting it past its initial trajectory. that was expected. also there are hundreds of thousands of pieces of space debris floating around in our orbit and more than 20,000 of them are actively tracked by the department of defense. even if the car had stayed in orbit, it's just one more piece, and it would pose no more danger than any other dead satellite or discarded payload fairing. i am not a muskovite but let's base our arguments on an accurate foundation 
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Sagebrush posted:they were testing the rocket configuration for the first time and had to put some kind of payload on it. no one is going to risk their satellite on an untested platform so usually on the first launch they just put a bunch of water barrels or chunks of steel girders or whatever to simulate a payload mass. in that sense, bolting a car to the upper stage instead as a publicity stunt is fine. prestige objects should not be allowed into space
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also don't kid yourself with the " more than 20,000 of them are actively tracked by the department of defense", that's a joke
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SmokaDustbowl posted:also don't kid yourself with the " more than 20,000 of them are actively tracked by the department of defense", that's a joke mhm you got a source on that
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im pretty sure both the americans and the russkies keep a close eye on "space debris" that just so happens to orbit over sensitive military installations
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:https://jalopnik.com/now-we-know-for-sure-elon-sucks-like-all-these-jackass-1827623885
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SmokaDustbowl posted:prestige objects should not be allowed into space what do you think a space program is, exactly
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Sagebrush posted:mhm you got a source on that do you? what are the active monitoring stations and where are they located? and what are the corresponding satellites? we get near asteroid misses constantly
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*smaaaaaaash* poo poo, they nearly missed each other
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Sagebrush posted:what do you think a space program is, exactly gps or communication satellites aren't prestige objects, a loving stupid garbage car launched into space is a prestige object
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Sagebrush posted:what do you think a space program is, exactly a work for welfare program for unemployed canadian astronauts lol did they ever get around to putting that guy on their money or do they need to wait until he’s dead
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SmokaDustbowl posted:do you? what are the active monitoring stations and where are they located? and what are the corresponding satellites? we get near asteroid misses constantly  h t h (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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