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Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.

Power of Pecota posted:

Scarlett Johansson

Seems good from here

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Biafraid posted:

Who will play Roy Nelson in the kimbo movie

Someone fit who can gain a bunch of weight and then add the role to their Oscar reel. Is Christian Bale still young enough for that poo poo?

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
https://twitter.com/JBNeverDies/status/1017955618710327297

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

holy poo poo that must've been right on the button. it looked like it barely touched him.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Marching Powder posted:

holy poo poo that must've been right on the button. it looked like it barely touched him.

It's easy to forget on account of how his UFC tenure ended, but Michael MacDonald also hits like a loving truck.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



It's also worth noting that Dantas snapped his ankle falling after the punch, there are some really unpleasant pictures out there of it

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
https://twitter.com/Maldobabo/status/1018296121163239424

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


tf was that final punch tho? Discipline!

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/1018468357069160450

Cut me, Mick.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

It bothers me that they didn’t. That would’ve been very satisfying, like watching the worlds most aggressive zit get popped.

It’s been forty years, but Burgess Meredith slicing open eyes is still my default mental picture of how boxing trainers are supposed to look and behave.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Lineup for the upcoming Bellator Welterweight tourney:

https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/1019269659877625857

Guess Daley is on their shitlist after his last fight

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Fentry posted:

Lineup for the upcoming Bellator Welterweight tourney:

https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/1019269659877625857

Guess Daley is on their shitlist after his last fight

Last fight was the last on his contract, according to Helwani they wanted him in but couldn't reach an agreement in time. There's still a chance he re-signs and maybe shows up as an alternate

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Someone fit who can gain a bunch of weight and then add the role to their Oscar reel. Is Christian Bale still young enough for that poo poo?

He's currently playing fat Dick Cheney, so yes.


This is fuckin' dope.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

It was SublimeDirectory. I hated working with them. Kimbo was cool, though.

I would be very interested to hear more about this stuff. PM me.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Phil Baroni is gonna fight Chris Leben in that bareknuckle thing in Wyoming.

Obligatory, related video: https://youtu.be/yPwFIcdC2oo

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Snowman_McK posted:

He's currently playing fat Dick Cheney, so yes.


This is fuckin' dope.


I would be very interested to hear more about this stuff. PM me.

I don’t have platinum. I don’t have any particularly compelling stories about Kimbo, or the Sublime guys, or RK NetMedia, anyway. We just happened to run in some of the same circles at the time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

TheReverend posted:

Phil Baroni is gonna fight Chris Leben in that bareknuckle thing in Wyoming.

Obligatory, related video: https://youtu.be/yPwFIcdC2oo

that’s maximum sad. Neither of those dudes should be anywhere near head trauma.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

TheReverend posted:

Phil Baroni is gonna fight Chris Leben in that bareknuckle thing in Wyoming.

Obligatory, related video: https://youtu.be/yPwFIcdC2oo

I’ve never seen that video, but it’s a solid lol.

In the next video, he’s walking his dog in my neighborhood, on my (at the time) street. Phil “The Boulder Highway Badass” Baroni.

Please do not allow Phil Baroni and Chris Leben to fight. Especially Chris Leben.

Veni Vidi Ameche! fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jul 18, 2018

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Fentry posted:

Lineup for the upcoming Bellator Welterweight tourney:

https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/1019269659877625857

Guess Daley is on their shitlist after his last fight

Guess they decided that Caveman was solid enough to risk genuine fights for Page

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Fedor vs Sonnen October 13th

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/24137995/bellator-books-fedor-emelianenko-vs-chael-sonnen-oct-13

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Digital Jedi posted:

Fedor vs Sonnen October 13th

i just cannot believe this is happening.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Don’t worry this will somehow end up being 2 completely unrelated fighters not in the tournament.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



M Bison Yes GIF on loop

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Bushmeister posted:

Guess they decided that Caveman was solid enough to risk genuine fights for Page

I don't get the hate for the Page matchmaking. They've slowly been developing him and giving him different looks over the years. He has fought some real opponents too - Nah-Shon Burrell as his 7th fight was a real risk, given that Burrell had fought Wonderboy and had some UFC/Strikeforce wins.

But yeah - development time is over. Eventually a prospect needs to head for the deep end of the pool.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

CommonShore posted:

I don't get the hate for the Page matchmaking. They've slowly been developing him and giving him different looks over the years. He has fought some real opponents too - Nah-Shon Burrell as his 7th fight was a real risk, given that Burrell had fought Wonderboy and had some UFC/Strikeforce wins.

But yeah - development time is over. Eventually a prospect needs to head for the deep end of the pool.

He sucks and his fights suck.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

Coker said after Bellator 201 they wanted both semifinals to happen close together and specifically mentioned wanting stuff in October, not ruling out events on back-to-back nights. I don't think that last part is gonna happen necessarily, but they are experimenting with that format (see 202 and 203 happening on the 13th and 14th)


Yep, back to back with Mitrione/Bader the previous night. Didn't see it coming but at least we won't have long to wait for the thrill of the reveal of Mitrione/Chael being the final

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I just booked a hotel room!

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

TheReverend posted:

I just booked a hotel room!

Cool! Where ya going?

eshock
Sep 2, 2004

CommonShore posted:

I don't get the hate for the Page matchmaking. They've slowly been developing him and giving him different looks over the years. He has fought some real opponents too - Nah-Shon Burrell as his 7th fight was a real risk, given that Burrell had fought Wonderboy and had some UFC/Strikeforce wins.

But yeah - development time is over. Eventually a prospect needs to head for the deep end of the pool.

He's 31.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

"Roguelikes"*



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CommonShore posted:

I don't get the hate for the Page matchmaking. They've slowly been developing him and giving him different looks over the years. He has fought some real opponents too - Nah-Shon Burrell as his 7th fight was a real risk, given that Burrell had fought Wonderboy and had some UFC/Strikeforce wins.

But yeah - development time is over. Eventually a prospect needs to head for the deep end of the pool.

he's like 10-0 in bellator over six years and the best guy he fought was a lightweight. jones fought for the title in his seventh fight or whatever. it's awful boxing gimmie matchmaking. just compare his opponents to like holloway's lol.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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MVP is absolutely been gifted guys that he'll knockout in highlight fashion. He seems like he's ripe to get smothered by the first real WW wrestler he faces.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i hope page or adesanya turn out to be good but i dont see either of them becoming 'the next anderson silva'

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Marching Powder posted:

i hope page or adesanya turn out to be good but i dont see either of them becoming 'the next anderson silva'

More like previous next Anderson Silva candidate, Philippe Nover?

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Cool! Where ya going?

Sorry, I'm intending to see the idiocy of Chael/Fedor.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

TheReverend posted:

Sorry, I'm intending to see the idiocy of Chael/Fedor.

Well, I was poking fun, but now I feel bad, because your response was so polite. To make up for it, I hope the fight is a circus.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
War Machine has gotten jailhouse engaged to a bad boy banger, there are no conjugal visits.

https://twitter.com/KTNV/status/1020429000148115457

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lid posted:

War Machine has gotten jailhouse engaged to a bad boy banger, there are no conjugal visits.

https://twitter.com/KTNV/status/1020429000148115457

Sometimes, I feel a little bad browsing the web with my ad blocker on, because I realize content creators need to get paid. Then, I visit a site like that one using my iPad, and I realize, no, they can go straight to loving hell, and I hope they go out of business.

That site is like a porn thumbnail gallery ca. 2002. Every square inch is covered in ads, including sticky divs that overlay chunks of the screen and stay in place while you scroll On top of that, I have to answer a survey to read the article. Guess I’ll just have to get my War Machine news like everyone else: told to me in my dreams by messianic figures wearing Reebok high-tops and driving donks.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Not to mention they felt the need to write a story about a dude who beat up a girl within inches of death for daring to break up with him, instead of anything else that is of value to people's lives.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Then, I visit a site like that one using my iPad, and I realize, no, they can go straight to loving hell, and I hope they go out of business.
You can get an ad blocker for your iPad if it's a 64-bit model from after, say, late 2013. It only affects Safari, but it makes the internet a lot less hellish.

I personally use 1Blocker.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
War Machine is human garbage and I hope to never hear hear another thing about him. Grats to the happy couple...

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Ref in Invicta just now put the mouth guard of the girl back in her month without really pausing the fight. She was on top delivering punches with the girl against the cage

Edit: This ref isn't that good.

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jul 22, 2018

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