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spb posted:He is always injured This is what happens when you do MMA without steroids. Your body can't recover as well
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 10:42 |
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Waroduce posted:If it's that serious athletes will use a catheder to inject clean piss into their bladders. This requires forewarning of when the test will be and a contact who understands how to insert urine through your dick hole into your bladder. today i learned athletes inject piss into themselves for an advantage
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 10:44 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:today i learned athletes inject piss into themselves for an advantage welcome to the machida era
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 11:00 |
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25 minutes in a cage with yoel Romero usually results in a moderate to severe case of dead I think whittaker did really well on that front.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 11:17 |
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Digital Jedi posted:https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/1018521064933154817 https://www.instagram.com/p/BlQwXEBAHlN/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1divh0a6vhwr9 quote:thenotoriousmmaToday I was invited to the World Cup final as a guest of Russian President Vladimir Putin.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 12:47 |
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UFC pushing for Khabib v Conor in moscow imo. Keep kadyrov out of the picture and I'm ok with it. (They won't.)
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 12:55 |
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Southpaugh posted:UFC pushing for Khabib v Conor in moscow imo. I mean, if they're doing Moscow that's probably more Putin turf and I don't think him and Kadyrov are exactly buddies, but I also don't know poo poo about Russian regional politics. I guess Khabib being so high profile inevitably means some Kadyrov bullshit will come along with it.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 13:10 |
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I still don't understand what the incentive is for them to fight in Russia.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 15:37 |
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Dan Didio posted:I still don't understand what the incentive is for them to fight in Russia. Donald Trump is a friend of the UFC and a friend of Russia. It makes sense.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 15:50 |
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Dan Didio posted:I still don't understand what the incentive is for them to fight in Russia. Tax free money from brain dead Slavs.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:05 |
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Dan Didio posted:I still don't understand what the incentive is for them to fight in Russia. I don't think the UFC will give Russia Nurmagomedov vs. McGregor unless Russia outright bribes the UFC with a lot of money (which is possible, I guess) like they tried to get from Hawaii. Even then, they'd have to have the card at an odd local time to make it easy for the US to buy the PPV.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:24 |
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CRISPYBABY posted:I mean, if they're doing Moscow that's probably more Putin turf and I don't think him and Kadyrov are exactly buddies, but I also don't know poo poo about Russian regional politics. afaik Kadyrov is putins puppet dictator in chechnya, he'll definitely be floating around. Its the idea of having a big market of terminally macho men to show punchsports to - They are wanting/hoping that somewhere in the world there'll be the country that is completely MMA obsessed and I think they are hoping that that country is Russia. I think you need to have more of an established middle class to get what they want, they've already tried china and reception has been lukewarm. If they can make a profit on cheap tickets and big events maybe that makes sense? It seems like a waste of time, it'll just attract russian gangsters and chuds. Key demographic?
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:10 |
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I'm a chud
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:01 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:today i learned athletes inject piss into themselves for an advantage Oh my sweet child.. that is only the beginning
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 22:25 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:today i learned athletes inject piss into themselves for an advantage you gotta watch out for the ones that just do it for fun
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 22:35 |
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i met my hero, sage northcutt, today https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/1019362370068492288
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:20 |
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:i met my hero, sage northcutt, today He really does look like a Ken Doll. One that does heaps of steroids
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:29 |
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:i met my hero, sage northcutt, today Which one is Sage?
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:46 |
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i like sage northcutt and i hope that he becomes a great fighter without disappearing in a mountain of cocaine
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 02:43 |
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Foul Fowl posted:i like sage northcutt and i hope that he becomes a great fighter without disappearing in a mountain of cocaine I would be stunned if he ever got caught vaping.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:18 |
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Stipe literally beat the potential out of the scariest heavyweight contender of all time. He beat him so bad ngannou, in his own words, "carried the fear" from that fight into his next fight. give him the rematch and put bronk in a cage with a tiger.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 06:05 |
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bork versus a plate of broccoli between him and a coors light
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 14:14 |
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UFC really seems to think Russia has potential. They signed a deal with M-1 to give their champions a guaranteed option to sign a UFC contract. https://twitter.com/DenisGeykoRT/status/1019570784518451202
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 14:17 |
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Keven, dude.... you're done. https://www.facebook.com/georgesstpierre/videos/10160835402130650/
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 14:27 |
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wow congrats to george on conquering the butt issues that impacted his balance
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 14:29 |
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GSP has the strongest rear end I've ever seen on a man, dude. You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 14:30 |
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This is why we needed GSP vs Woodley
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 15:38 |
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https://twitter.com/oliaubin/status/1019592238811222016
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:21 |
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Where can I get a Dirty Frenchman Moustache
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:35 |
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mewse posted:Where can I get a Dirty Frenchman Moustache I know a guy named Sanchez...
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:00 |
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Here's your occasional reminder that women's Flyweight does have a champion. https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1019628492281954304
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:03 |
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Rigel posted:Here's your occasional reminder that women's Flyweight does have a champion. Who? UFC doesn't even have rankings for women's 145
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:10 |
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USADA announced that Anderson Silva will be eligible to return in October.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:17 |
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im at the point where I don't really want a clean sport. doesn't seem worth It with all the false positives and cancelations. I think if we're concerned about safety we let people use what they need to use and get rid of weight cutting.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:41 |
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Rigel posted:USADA announced that Anderson Silva will be eligible to return in October. I dont want to watch him fight anymore but I will
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 19:49 |
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Anderson Silva coming back is really interesting to me actually because there's a lot of different ways a fight with him can go at this point. You can fight him straight on and it will still probably be pretty difficult, but you could also do any number of things, like kill and eat his pet parrot which will piss him off and make it harder to scout your location, or go out of your way in the marsh to find a sniper rifle early in the game so you can shoot him in his wheelchair on the docks and replacr the fight with multiple GRU search teams. You could even stop playing the game for a few days or set your ps2 clock forward so when you start up next time he's dead from old age. Very compelling, and just in time for Tim Kennedy to come back.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 20:17 |
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Bluedeanie posted:Anderson Silva coming back is really interesting to me actually because there's a lot of different ways a fight with him can go at this point. You can fight him straight on and it will still probably be pretty difficult, but you could also do any number of things, like kill and eat his pet parrot which will piss him off and make it harder to scout your location, or go out of your way in the marsh to find a sniper rifle early in the game so you can shoot him in his wheelchair on the docks and replacr the fight with multiple GRU search teams. You could even stop playing the game for a few days or set your ps2 clock forward so when you start up next time he's dead from old age. Very compelling, and just in time for Tim Kennedy to come back. I can't remember what he's doing in place of trying to end the Hitler menace, but I saw an ad for a new Tim Kennedy tv show over the weekend. Hopefully he is very successful in his current endeavor so I don't have to think about him any more and Hitler can enjoy his retirement in Argentina in the city of Bariloche, just off avenida de los pioneros.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 20:47 |
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Bluedeanie posted:Anderson Silva coming back is really interesting to me actually because there's a lot of different ways a fight with him can go at this point. You can fight him straight on and it will still probably be pretty difficult, but you could also do any number of things, like kill and eat his pet parrot which will piss him off and make it harder to scout your location, or go out of your way in the marsh to find a sniper rifle early in the game so you can shoot him in his wheelchair on the docks and replacr the fight with multiple GRU search teams. You could even stop playing the game for a few days or set your ps2 clock forward so when you start up next time he's dead from old age. Very compelling, and just in time for Tim Kennedy to come back. I just want you to know that I really appreciated this post.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 22:45 |
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Rigel posted:Here's your occasional reminder that women's Flyweight does have a champion. Oh yeah, that's the time there was a card with a woman named Montana, a woman from Montana (whose family knows my family), and a guy from Montana (who trained at my old gym after I left). It was an exciting night for me.
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Bluedeanie posted:Anderson Silva coming back is really interesting to me actually because there's a lot of different ways a fight with him can go at this point. You can fight him straight on and it will still probably be pretty difficult, but you could also do any number of things, like kill and eat his pet parrot which will piss him off and make it harder to scout your location, or go out of your way in the marsh to find a sniper rifle early in the game so you can shoot him in his wheelchair on the docks and replacr the fight with multiple GRU search teams. You could even stop playing the game for a few days or set your ps2 clock forward so when you start up next time he's dead from old age. Very compelling, and just in time for Tim Kennedy to come back. Hell yeah brother
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