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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Obviously *we* all know what it is, duh, but maybe for the younger and more naive goons ITT, someone should explain what sounding is, and why it is so horrifying... When it's time for me to have "the talk" with my kids, sounding will be topic number 1. Never mind the birds and the bees, never mind love and condoms and being ready, SONNY BOY DID YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE STICK SCREWDRIVERS UP THEIR loving DICKS!?!
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Obviously *we* all know what it is, duh, but maybe for the younger and more naive goons ITT, someone should explain what sounding is, and why it is so horrifying... 
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there was an EN thread a while back about a goon whose brother kept getting sepsis from sounding withr eally dirty stuff found in the bathroom lol
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Jul 18, 2018 13:35
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IIRC he was using a bicycle pump trying to inflate himself?
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Jul 18, 2018 13:40
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When I was a horny teenager I tried most stuff with my body. I once tried to put something in the peehole but the feeling was so horrendous and offputting I could barely make an attempt. It was disgusting. My entire body screamed "NO IDIOT NOOOOOOOOOO"
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Jul 18, 2018 13:45
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Icochet posted:When it's time for me to have "the talk" with my kids, sounding will be topic number 1. Never mind the birds and the bees, never mind love and condoms and being ready, SONNY BOY DID YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE STICK SCREWDRIVERS UP THEIR loving DICKS!?! "Uh yeah dad why do you think i spend so much time in the shower in the morning"
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Jul 18, 2018 13:48
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Masturbated. RIP chi energy.
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Jul 18, 2018 13:49
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opened 750 tabs worth of porn and ended up just using one
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Jul 18, 2018 14:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:Did it feel good to finish in another man's hand? Believe it or not but Nooners wife is real and also v cute 
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Jul 18, 2018 14:09
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Captain Yossarian posted:Believe it or not but Nooners wife is real and also v cute she's real and strong and she's my friend
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Jul 18, 2018 14:33
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and they couple beneath a painting of a flamingo i lovingly crafted for them edit: crafted whilst horny
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Captain Yossarian posted:Believe it or not but Nooners wife is real and also v cute i can believe shes real or cute but not both
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Jul 18, 2018 14:39
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a while back but slime queen dream would be a good user name
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Jul 18, 2018 15:24
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Change my username to Hometown Slime Queen
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Jul 18, 2018 16:07
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I use a secondary email to send sexual messages to myself
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Jul 18, 2018 16:10
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Change my username to Hometown Slime Queen Done
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Jul 18, 2018 18:02
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loving successful rear end thread
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Jul 18, 2018 18:03
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Jose is horny. He's going crazy!!!
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Change my username to Hometown Slime Queen lmfao
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Metaline posted:Hooked up with a Christian Mistake #1
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Icochet posted:When it's time for me to have "the talk" with my kids, sounding will be topic number 1. Never mind the birds and the bees, never mind love and condoms and being ready, SONNY BOY DID YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE STICK SCREWDRIVERS UP THEIR loving DICKS!?! Yeah, theyre idiots says your son. You gotta put the whole power drill tip in their so it vibrates
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Jul 18, 2018 18:50
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Barudak posted:Yeah, theyre idiots says your son. You gotta put the whole power drill tip in their so it vibrates They call it the hitachi magic gland.
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Jul 18, 2018 18:52
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Bought a cheap fleshlight thing, used it a few time and then threw it away in shame. TBH it was not that bad at all, but I felt like a pathetic creep while doing it.
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Jul 18, 2018 19:11
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As time moves forward, as with all things, the values I held yesterday degrade and ultimately disappear. What I'm trying to say is that I promised myself for a year that I would never use my VR headset for porn and I have virtual titties in my face right now
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Jul 18, 2018 19:18
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house of the dad posted:As time moves forward, as with all things, the values I held yesterday degrade and ultimately disappear. What I'm trying to say is that I promised myself for a year that I would never use my VR headset for porn and I have virtual titties in my face right now Is it all POV stuff, or has someone made a roller coaster and drugs sex experience for VR?
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Jul 18, 2018 19:22
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Jose posted:Done lol oh jesus here I am
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Jul 18, 2018 19:24
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Rad-daddio posted:Is it all POV stuff, or has someone made a roller coaster and drugs sex experience for VR? Mostly POV, sometimes you stand there and watch two people have sex like a creep. They haven't figured out movement with these cameras yet so it's mostly a woman walking into a room where the man is already lying down and going "why if it isn't mr. delivery man" and then proceeding to bang him, which is weird because the guy never moves and it makes you kind of feel like a corpse that is getting hosed
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Jul 18, 2018 19:25
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:lol oh jesus here I am Your post was extremely good so I asked an admin to do if
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Jul 18, 2018 19:34
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It doesn't help matters that the camera systems are often 180-degrees-only, so if you barely turn your head to the left or right you realize you're positioned in front of a howling black void, which I guess is about as apt a visual metaphor for the problem of VR pornography as you can get
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Jul 18, 2018 19:36
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house of the dad posted:Mostly POV, sometimes you stand there and watch two people have sex like a creep. They haven't figured out movement with these cameras yet so it's mostly a woman walking into a room where the man is already lying down and going "why if it isn't mr. delivery man" and then proceeding to bang him, which is weird because the guy never moves and it makes you kind of feel like a corpse that is getting hosed Better than "hello son" I guess they feel vr makes that too realistic so it goes past taboo
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Jose posted:Better than "hello son" I guess they feel vr makes that too realistic so it goes past taboo Just give it time, we'll get "Hello NOT my son, why are you spying on me in the shower washing my massive breasts? After all, I am your NOT mother." With the option to skip the NOTs if that's what you're in to.
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Jul 18, 2018 19:42
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:lol oh jesus here I am Ha Keep your av no matter what, you have a good rep among us that pay attention You are an awesome poster and a chick Now you may get the recognition you deserve😘
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Jul 18, 2018 19:44
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house of the dad posted:As time moves forward, as with all things, the values I held yesterday degrade and ultimately disappear. What I'm trying to say is that I promised myself for a year that I would never use my VR headset for porn and I have virtual titties in my face right now I jerked off to some VR porn with the beta oculus garbage and it was actually surprisingly good. I got tired of it though and it was bulky as gently caress and just trashed the set when I moved. The solar system tour app was insanely awesome though. When it started throwing out the larger suns I actually legit got vertigo. And nutted.
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Jul 18, 2018 20:01
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Nurge posted:They call it the hitachi magic glans.
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Jul 18, 2018 20:02
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I am ashamed and corrected. My only excuse is ESL.
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Jul 18, 2018 20:03
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:lol oh jesus here I am this is an improvement
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Jul 18, 2018 20:15
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i think ill wait until VR technology can allow me to experience realistic handjobs from big breasted autistic lasses before i shell out any serious dough
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I'm afraid vr porn will be like in Lawnmower Man and the sexy babe will transform into a hideous abomination and the experience leave me catatonic for the rest of my life. Thanks but no thanks.
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Icochet posted:I'm afraid vr porn will be like in Lawnmower Man and the sexy babe will transform into a hideous abomination and the experience leave me catatonic for the rest of my life. Thanks but no thanks. Please describe this more. I'm almost there.
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Icochet posted:I'm afraid vr porn will be like in Lawnmower Man and the sexy babe will transform into a hideous abomination and the experience leave me catatonic for the rest of my life. Thanks but no thanks. That just means it was super good
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