theflyingorc posted:

Not that the quote is great, but it's a fun quote for "guess the thread"

jimmyjams posted:

and aragorn never became king, he just randomly decided to become a total loser and drinks cows milk straight from the udder

Riatsala posted:

Hmm...

Gonna have to go with something in D&D. USPOL?

learnincurve posted:

I once stuck my finger up the nose of a man who was drunkenly preaching that when a woman says no she means yes really. He was very upset about it.

belgend posted:

yikes

African AIDS cum posted:

Belgians and sand name a more iconic duo

Shroud posted:

Belgians and hands

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Trump thread.

I googled the dumb motherfucker who called the cops on the lady with a coupon, and the story is that he was accusing her of having forged it, and for some reason* he couldn't just say "sorry, we can't accept this coupon".

* The reason is he's racist trash

The icing on the cake here is that this dude has a history of forgery himself. He forged five pages of signatures on a petition that had something to do with building a bike path.

Jedit posted:

I once had a girlfriend who got annoyed that I wore socks to bed in winter, so it might be.

Untrustable posted:

Growing up my dad would get hot pissed if he caught my siblings or I wearing socks to bed. Whole house had cement floors and he said that your feet get too warm at night and then you put them on the cold floor in the morning you'd get pneumonia. I still don't wear socks to bed.

Lobok posted:

This sounds like the Depression-era version of The Floor is Lava.

Untrustable posted:

Growing up my dad would get hot pissed if he caught my siblings or I wearing socks to bed. Whole house had cement floors and he said that your feet get too warm at night and then you put them on the cold floor in the morning you'd get pneumonia. I still don't wear socks to bed.

Picnic Princess posted:

See, I hate socks in bed. With a fury. I find it horribly uncomfortable and I also like to stick one bare foot out of the blankets if I get too warm. I get almost claustrophobic feeling if I have them on and frantically take them off. That's how much I can't stand them.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Does anyone have any “call the police on Granos” posts handy or a link to the thread?

ImpAtom posted:

Madkal posted:

I remember reading that comic. It is one of my earliest memories of reading any comic ever. I think it was Pan's flute that made him sprout horns and then he decided to dress up as Batman and fight crime because he could fit the horns under Batman's cowl.

Phy posted:

Goatman would have been a much different comic

Push El Burrito posted:

Has a nice ring to it though.

china bot posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842

SpacePig posted:

I'm enough of a fan of the "What's better than x?", "2x" joke structure, but for some reason the Granos one really elevates it. I crack up every time I see it.

Randaconda posted:

vyelkin posted:

Meth Lab For Cutie

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Doctor Thodt elevates that entire thread to pure art .

SpacePig posted:

I'm enough of a fan of the "What's better than x?", "2x" joke structure, but for some reason the Granos one really elevates it. I crack up every time I see it.

frankenfreak posted:

That thread must've been his finest hour.

Super Waffle posted:

Found a woman on craigslist that wanted me to come over in the middle of the night, walk into her completely dark, unlocked house, take the hallway to the right and open the door to her bedroom and proceed to have sex with her with the lights off while she wore a mask.

I mean it turned out ok but it in retrospect it was a god drat stupid idea.

china bot posted:

ate all the Oreos posted:

if you're not paying for the product you are the product

if you pay for the product you're still the product

if you pay for a product that specifically advertises you not being the product you're still probably the product

if you have nothing to do with a product and actively avoid it you're still the product because your mom signed up and uploaded a picture of you once

syscall girl posted:

That's actually a PYF horror story

There is a site where you can hook up that way and uh, whoops wrong address, key's under the flower pot have fun. Make it seem real!

chernobyl kinsman posted:

whats the url

chernobyl kinsman posted:

whats the url

Yestermoment posted:

I would also like to know, for a project.

A project involving poorly planned sexcapades.

chernobyl kinsman posted:

whats the url

jimmyjams posted:

gigaclit queefernet

President Beep posted:

uh, you're already signed in, chief.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Untrustable posted:

They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned.

Pookah posted:

Bong Appétit!

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Big Beef City posted:

Eh people in GA put peanuts in Coke

Bonzo posted:

me redneck, me pay joke.

SKULL.GIF posted:

no one disparages subs on my watch

Epic High Five posted:

mr musk

thank you

Bluedeanie posted:

Anderson Silva coming back is really interesting to me actually because there's a lot of different ways a fight with him can go at this point. You can fight him straight on and it will still probably be pretty difficult, but you could also do any number of things, like kill and eat his pet parrot which will piss him off and make it harder to scout your location, or go out of your way in the marsh to find a sniper rifle early in the game so you can shoot him in his wheelchair on the docks and replacr the fight with multiple GRU search teams. You could even stop playing the game for a few days or set your ps2 clock forward so when you start up next time he's dead from old age. Very compelling, and just in time for Tim Kennedy to come back.

Patrick Spens posted:

Re: MMA legend Anderson Silva making his return to the octogon after a long absence.