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Intoluene posted:I can still hear that sound and it makes me laugh so much. The one from the off Kombucha is even better. My favorite is the cactus. Bastard is lucky that it didn't perforate anything
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Jul 19, 2018 14:33
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 quote:They would also prefer a woman who still lives at her parent’s house that has not had other relationships. Do those two things and you will be highly sought after. Lady goons u r perfect let me train u
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Jul 19, 2018 15:17
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text me a vag pic posted:
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Jul 19, 2018 15:21
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I'm imagining the nightmare creature that made this image scrolling through hundreds of Totally Free Fun Fonts and then going, ah, yes, this is perfect to convey the image and ethos of being a debt-free virgin (without tattoos)
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Jul 19, 2018 15:26
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lol at any man picky enough to let debt get in the way of a good woman 
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Jul 19, 2018 15:51
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china bot posted:lol at any man picky enough to let debt get in the way of a good woman https://youtu.be/GsJ0rLHDqgo
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Jul 19, 2018 16:02
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china bot posted:lol at any man picky enough to let debt get in the way of a good woman You may be in crippling debt and never be able to get your head above water, but you have the love of a good woman! You're the richest man in the whole world!
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Jul 19, 2018 17:49
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Pastry of the Year posted:ah, yes, this is perfect to convey the image and ethos of being a debt-free virgin (without tattoos) It kind of is, though. A classic from an older iteration of this thread: 
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Jul 19, 2018 18:56
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cash crab posted:It kind of is, though. Wanna pop that pissbag Then run like hell
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Jul 19, 2018 19:02
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cash crab posted:It kind of is, though. the piss bag is real 
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Jul 19, 2018 21:07
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gonna say the last page got really weird 
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Jul 19, 2018 21:52
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You've heard of poopskcking, now get ready for...
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Jul 19, 2018 22:00
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Actually the only thing better than debt free is loaded with liquid assets. Those other things are dumb who cares sounds like work.
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Jul 19, 2018 22:29
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I am so glad I've hosed and gotten tattoos so those sadsacks won't try to woo me with their creepery.
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Jul 19, 2018 22:41
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Scathach posted:I am so glad I've hosed and gotten tattoos so those sadsacks won't try to woo me with their creepery. Those sadsacks may not exist (oh, who am I kidding; those sadsacks exist as hell); that article was written by a lady that may not be allowed to speak to men aside from her husband.
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Jul 19, 2018 22:59
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Jfc
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Jul 19, 2018 23:29
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Has anyone asked the debt free tattooless virgins what they want? Maybe its creepy weirdos with bad font tastes, we don't know. Hey good luck out there everyone.
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Jul 20, 2018 00:01
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text me a vag pic posted:
Excellent username / post correlation
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Jul 20, 2018 00:34
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I wouldn't date a woman in debt. That's showing of poor moral fortitude and a lack of proper upbringing. Tattoos are the mark of a loose woman of substandard stock and sex with a nonvirgin is like wearing shoes you found in a dumpster. Sounds like these gents have it all figured out and all you suckers are happy to just wallow in the gutter with your disgusting trash women.
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Jul 20, 2018 00:59
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So, wait, WE were the AUG all along?
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Jul 20, 2018 01:03
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pseudosavior posted:So, wait, WE were the AUG all along? We're goons, yes.
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Jul 20, 2018 01:28
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pseudosavior posted:So, wait, WE were the AUG all along? https://i.imgur.com/345Xs67.gifv
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Jul 20, 2018 01:28
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Oh man. You guys discovered The Transformed Wife.  Here's some dude talking about her post for a loving hour. I did not watch it, sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x3YuDJJ4UQ  The original blog post in question: https://thetransformedwife.com/men-prefer-debt-free-virgins-without-tattoos/ And the response after everyone made fun of her: https://thetransformedwife.com/godly-men-prefer-debt-free-virgins-without-tattoos/ More evidence she's a self-hating woman who hates other women too:     I only went back 9 days and only posted a few. It goes on and on and on and on and on.
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Jul 20, 2018 01:37
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pseudosavior posted:So, wait, WE were the AUG all along? duh
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Jul 20, 2018 01:37
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh man. You guys discovered The Transformed Wife. My gf is an ex-mormon. This poo poo isn't even that out of place in the mormon community, just maybe a little bit on the conservative side.
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Jul 20, 2018 01:44
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Picnic Princess posted:I only went back 9 days and only posted a few. It goes on and on and on and on and on. i love it all. can't wait to meet this honey 
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Jul 20, 2018 01:59
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh man. You guys discovered The Transformed Wife. This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one.
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Jul 20, 2018 02:46
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Zombear posted:This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one. There are fuckloads of self-hating women in religious communities. Some of the most vocal anti-abortion activists are women.
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Jul 20, 2018 02:47
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Zombear posted:This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one. Didn't Matt Forney do this exact thing, posing as a woman and writing about how receiving head from her man made her disgusted by him?
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Jul 20, 2018 02:53
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Heath posted:Didn't Matt Forney do this exact thing, posing as a woman and writing about how receiving head from her man made her disgusted by him? Some guys are just that bad at oral.
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Jul 20, 2018 02:59
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Zombear posted:This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one. Well then she's also an actor he hired because she posts videos on her Facebook page too! https://www.facebook.com/pg/thetransformedwife/videos/?ref=page_internal I tried to watch a couple but her mouth makes a lot of smacking noises and I can't handle it.
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Jul 20, 2018 03:15
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Fashionable Jorts posted:There are fuckloads of self-hating women in religious communities. Some of the most vocal anti-abortion activists are women. Let's be real here. There are exceptions to the rule but, let's be real here.
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Jul 20, 2018 03:21
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Zombear posted:This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one. That’s some good rear end man handwriting
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Jul 20, 2018 03:22
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Uh actually that's not cursive that's printing
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Jul 20, 2018 03:37
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MageMage posted:Let's be real here. There are exceptions to the rule but, let's be real here. Are you saying there aren't plenty of women who are anti abortion crazies? Then you should meet my cousin. She gave out the email addresses of a bunch of my relatives to her activist buddies and started bombarding them with pictures of aborted fetuses. grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Jul 20, 2018 |
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Jul 20, 2018 03:37
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I like the idea that God is a perfect designer, since he also created men (who have nipples and the majority of their reproductive equipment dangling vulnerably within kicking distance) and also the three-toed sloth, who is so slow that it grows mold and sometimes drowns because it can't paddle when it inevitably falls asleep in, and then falls out of, a tree. Does this mean God is also AUG? In this essay, I will
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Jul 20, 2018 04:12
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cash crab posted:I like the idea that God is a perfect designer, since he also created men (who have nipples and the majority of their reproductive equipment dangling vulnerably within kicking distance) and also the three-toed sloth, who is so slow that it grows mold and sometimes drowns because it can't paddle when it inevitably falls asleep in, and then falls out of, a tree. My favorite example of "stupid stuff god made," is the recurrent laryngeal nerve: a cranial nerve that innervates the throat and larynx, but loops underneath the aorta because evolution is a butt. It exists in all terrestrial vertebrates, so giraffes have one that's like twenty feet long.
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Jul 20, 2018 04:47
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I don't think I even need to mention the platypus here. Or dinosaurs.
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the eye is so perfectly designed, it couldn't have happened by "random chance" then why the gently caress i gotta wear glasses
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