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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
a couple who strike it rich with a 7 figure annual income from their lifestyle blog about tiny houses. they live large by building a massive tiny mansion with 950 square feet of floorspace.

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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A corncod on a stick.

ShinyBirdTeeth

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I am far too stubborn to back down from whatever I was trying to prove.

*puts another serrano up my nose while making eye contact*

I trust I've made a point.

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Twenty four hour swirlie marathon to raise bullying awareness. Not sure if we're for or against, but thanks to all the wonderful people who don *mic shorts in swirlie*

WindmillSlayer

post apocalyptic(and post ironic) squeeze cheese art


WindmillSlayer


triscuit and sharp cheddar - WindmillSlayer


Twenty Four


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Twenty four hour swirlie marathon to raise bullying awareness. Not sure if we're for or against, but thanks to all the wonderful people who don *mic shorts in swirlie*

Am I giving or getting the swirlies for an hour?

cda

by Hand Knit

WindmillSlayer posted:


triscuit and sharp cheddar - WindmillSlayer

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Twenty Four posted:

Am I giving or getting the swirlies for an hour?

If I had all the answers, we wouldn't need to run the mara *gurgles from mega wedgie*

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
You, too, can help the life of a young dork. For just one purple nurple pledge per day, we will send one manga each month to an at-risk dork to ensure he matures into a nerd. Give early, give often.

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Twenty Four


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

If I had all the answers, we wouldn't need to run the mara *gurgles from mega wedgie*

lol!

ShinyBirdTeeth

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got any sevens posted:

You, too, can help the life of a young dork. For just one purple nurple pledge per day, we will send one manga each month to an at-risk dork to ensure he matures into a nerd. Give early, give often.

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
My grindr name is Godzilla

But my friends call me Godzooky.

Gonna nuke it n quit it.

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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Write trashy blurbs for classy art.

"He's a hard-drinking party boy, she's on the run with her lover. Will they stay ahead of the law...and their lust?" - Casablanca

krampster2

TED talk:

"You know, people always ask me: 'what are the 7 daily habits of successful people?' It's a strange number, I know, but that's what they ask."

"To them, I say, there is only one...

*raises index finger in front of face*
*dramatic pause*

"innovating!"

*audience gasps*

"So that's why I started a sweatshop in Cambodia. The workers don't need to be paid much and so you can significantly reduce costs."

"That's winning baby! Booyah!!"

*speaker fists pumps the air and crowd surfs out of the conference room*

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Write trashy blurbs for classy art.

"He's a hard-drinking party boy, she's on the run with her lover. Will they stay ahead of the law...and their lust?" - Casablanca

"Mmmm, yeah.. you like that, don't you? Take it, you dirty armless, legless torso!"

-placard under Rodin's "the Thinker"

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The Cockler

by Fluffdaddy
An aging grizzled detective sneaking around trying to find the evidence thatll bring down big jizz, a satanic cabal of sperm bank magnates, once and for all edit: "this whole thing stinks of big jizz" he said, "i wish i could wash my hands of the whole thing..." he sighed, lit his cigarette, and continued down the street, pockets of his duster full of stolen samples

The Cockler fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jul 25, 2018

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got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
just when i think i've contained big jizz, more come bursting into every dark crevice of the city

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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we should gold mine this when it reaches page 69

alnilam

let's get this thread to 69 pages

City of Glompton

oh yeah but check this out, ive waited a long time to achieve this


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

let's get this thread to 420 unread replies

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
sex number


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

ShinyBirdTeeth

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A disco detective solving murders while killing it on the dance floor. It's called "Crushed Velvet" and it only airs after 10PM cause it's too raw for the prime time squares.

ShinyBirdTeeth

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The police chief only listens to Hank Williams Sr. and a Bavarian folk band. He's totally befuddled by the Disco Detective, but he's ultimately willing to back him up.

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Maybe he has a new partner who loves Funk and the long arc of the series is the Disco Detective realizing he's becoming the old timer.

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

sex that is good but u can't be bothered to develop a bed for

vanisher

All the numbers are sex numbers if you're brave enough.

71: one partner is on their knees face down. The other partner balances, like a scale, on their lower back

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
letters, too

my fav is the Q

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Dungeon Ecology

38 = butt to boobs

v sexy imho

vanisher

92: the 9 is like a person in the fetal position, and the 2 is like a little arm holding a whip

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Looking at the 60 pack of Sam's Club hotdogs in my hand.

Looking at the downed power line.

Looking at the 60 pack...

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Priest approaches the podium, "Thank you all for joining us here to...ROCK."

Tears off break away vestments and sets off an airhorn.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
6&9 is the sex number but there’s a bong involved in there somehow

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Dungeon Ecology

a bong is a shaft and a hole

so a really chill and laid back sex toy all in all

wearing a lampshade

SCANDAL! TUGGY THE TUGBOAT CAUGHT ON SHIFT AT MASSAGE PARLOUR

Boat Seen Getting Tugjob While on Clock for Tug Job

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
squatter in my memory palace

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
funnel cake spider

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Cubone posted:

funnel cake spider

A funnel cake in the shape of a spider or a spider that lives inside funnel cakes?

ETA:

Or Mr. Ocho the funnel cake vendor with eight legs and a peculiar love of moths.

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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Mr. Ocho the funnel cake vendor with eight legs and a peculiar love of moths.

hell yeah

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