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Comptroll The Forums posted:"Don't ask me how my day was unless you're ready to handle a complete meltdown, rear end in a top hat t Nobody you aren't actually married to ever actually cares how your day was anyway
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Piell posted:Nobody you aren't actually married to ever actually cares how your day was anyway I got news for you buddy, my wife doesn't give a poo poo either.
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Lol at being a nurse
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Handsome Ralph posted:This whole thread reeks of STDH, like it's believable at first but then just cascades into Bigpeeler lite fiction. Twitter must be the worst way to post a story. No loving way am I clicking through all that poo poo.
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Pneub posted:My child just used ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti in a complete sentance. He's a clear violet bouregaurd given the circumstances. Wikipedia posted:The first confirmed use of the word is in a letter from Charles Ollier to Leigh Hunt. On the third page of that letter, dated 11 December 1855, Ollier explains, "My Son William has hit upon a new method of spelling 'Fish'." Ollier then demonstrates that "Ghoti is Fish." e: Or is that 
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Comptroll The Forums posted:I got news for you buddy, my wife doesn't give a poo poo either. Don't tell my husband but  about his day, especially the parts where he complains about programming languages
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stdh.txt: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Time to lie.
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sebmojo posted:stdh.txt: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Time to lie. 
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So wait, do ER nurses regularly go to the scenes of accidents? Or is she an EMT and unaware of the difference? I dunno, something about this just doesn't add up.
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Have to share this I finally snapped at someone. They found out I was an IT-tech and past first-level-support, so of course their reaction "Oh wow you see some funny stuff" My response this time: I watched a supervisor tear a page while pulling it out the printer, causing a jam, lying to my face about it. I saw an elderly woman hammering the print key, then calling me over because the printer printed too much. I restored an email-backup for someone for the third time this month because he deleted the important messages AGAIN by accident. I've seen my old boss go, leaving just 8 binders with his printed emails behind and no other data. So, yeah I see funny stuff. And I save peoples asses too.. what's your super power? They just said, Oh and walked away......... 
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RabbitWizard posted:Have to share this 
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Someone tried to make awkward, polite conversation with me and I instead took it as an opportunity to focus on myself and how awesome/tortured I am by a profession I willingly chose.
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I loving hate nurses that post this poo poo or share things like it obsessively on Facebook. I'm drat proud of my job and my career, but this "I'm such a suffering and tortured soul..." routine is old. Yeah, so is being asked "what's the worst thing you've ever seen" by tons of people trying to start a conversation, but just get an answer that works for you and go with it. Mine is "my paycheck" but at least do something other than this bullshit, because its the loving worst. 50/50 odds that person has been in healthcare for under 2 years. E: I even misread. The person wasn't even doing the obnoxious "worst thing you've seen" question. That's even worse. Hell yeah I see cool stuff at work!
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Yeah, the nurse lady responded to 'have you ever seen anything cool?' with '*white hot screaming rage* THAT'S MY SUPERPOWER WHAT'S YOURS!?'
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Whenever someone tells me what their job is, I just say "Wow, what's that like?" It's a one-size-fits-all question that doesn't rely on stereotypes or misconceptions. Hasn't steered me wrong yet!
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Handsome Ralph posted:This whole thread reeks of STDH, like it's believable at first but then just cascades into Bigpeeler lite fiction. “He needs Obama to hate” in 2007? Did Fox care about Obama that early? Comptroll The Forums posted:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Indigo children reading Proust. I watched an inhuman child snap 39 pencils. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to lie. https://i.imgur.com/ynghfuf.jpg Jurgan has a new favorite as of 01:23 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I've seen a lot of memes recently using the wrong font You can just tell this dude started like "how can I pretend I harmed a woman but still seem like the hero"
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Jurgan posted:“He needs Obama to hate” in 2007? Did Fox care about Obama that early? Obama announced his presidential candidacy in February 2007.
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Jay Rust posted:pretended I'm autistic and I am 100% certain that would not save me if I kicked a child.
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I don't understand, do SJWs just congregate at the 7-11? Like they'd just come out of the woodwork and parachute from the sky and come up through invisible trap doors the moment you kick a child in the 7-11? And why on earth would it be just SJWs who have a problem with kicking a child? I can't think of anyone of any social view who wouldn't have a problem with that. Worst STDH ever.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Obama announced his presidential candidacy in February 2007. Yes, but at that point he was a dark horse with no chance of winning. I’m pretty sure Fox was still focused on attacking Hillary until he started winning caucuses/primaries.
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Pththya-lyi posted:Whenever someone tells me what their job is, I just say "Wow, what's that like?" It's a one-size-fits-all question that doesn't rely on stereotypes or misconceptions. Hasn't steered me wrong yet! I do this too, and I'm always genuinely interested so it makes for great bar/pub chat. Unfortunately, half the time I have to stop them and go "okay but what's your day-to-day actually like" and for people who are trying to "impress" me with whatever they do that's usually where it breaks down and we move on to something else 
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life is killing me posted:I don't understand, do SJWs just congregate at the 7-11? Like they'd just come out of the woodwork and parachute from the sky and come up through invisible trap doors the moment you kick a child in the 7-11? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZDK_LG9DuU
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Jurgan posted:Yes, but at that point he was a dark horse with no chance of winning. I’m pretty sure Fox was still focused on attacking Hillary until he started winning caucuses/primaries. I believe you're forgetting that he was a black man, and a Democratic Senator, and therefore Fox's natural enemy.
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I mean, I used to do that when I was a kid.  Handsome Ralph posted:This whole thread reeks of STDH, like it's believable at first but then just cascades into Bigpeeler lite fiction. I'm sure telling Dick Cheney he can waterboard you if he doesn't like waiting a week for cable, would not lose a low level tech their job. I'm the person who sees someone abuse their dog, and gets back at her by tripping her intentionally, instead of calling the cops. Or even just loudly and publicly yell at her for it. Assault is the obvious best choice here.
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Araenna posted:I'm the person who sees someone abuse their dog, and gets back at her by tripping her intentionally, instead of calling the cops. Or even just loudly and publicly yell at her for it. Assault is the obvious best choice here. Unironically punch people who abuse animals.
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chitoryu12 posted:Unironically punch people who abuse animals. But then you've become what you hate the most!
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