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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

[Allyson] had heard some kids were going to have a "rainbow party," but had no idea what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun, and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived, several girls (all in the eighth grade) were given different shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on different boys to give them "rainbows." Once she realized what was happening, Allyson was too stunned and frightened to do anything. When a girl gave her some lipstick, she refused at first but, with repeated pressure, finally gave in. "It was one of the grossest things I've ever done."[3]

see also: sex bracelets

this, otoh, is really a thing (but not in the US)

The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."[4] A 1999 BBC article refers to "the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."[3]

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

theflyingorc posted:

For the first time I have read about this stupid thing and realized that the physics involved don't make sense

do these people think oral is a single aggressive kiss or something

I always figured each girl would successively do more or less deep throat than the previous one so you'd end up with a sort of resistor code on your shaft

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
sure why not, the 15 year old girls at these totally real parties are all skilled deep-throaters dedicated to exercising precise depth control in service to their art

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

haveblue posted:

I always figured each girl would successively do more or less deep throat than the previous one so you'd end up with a sort of resistor code on your shaft

i am horrified to type this sentence, but each one would ruin the previous one

i'm beginning to think this wasn't thought through, we need some porno scientists to find out if this is even possible

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I should clarify that I do not think rainbow parties actually happened, just that if someone did decide to attempt it as a sort of teen sex mythbusters then that's one way they could make the name sort of accurate

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

theflyingorc posted:

i am horrified to type this sentence, but each one would ruin the previous one
deepest first

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

The adult film star credited as the first known recipient of a donkey punch is Gia Paloma, who had the act performed on her by Alex Sanders in the 2004 film Gutter Mouths 30.[6]

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

wa27 posted:

The adult film star credited as the first known recipient of a donkey punch is Gia Paloma, who had the act performed on her by Alex Sanders in the 2004 film Gutter Mouths 30.[6]

lol

quote:

Zack Parsons of Something Awful (which awarded Donkey Punch a score of -49, where -50 is the worst score possible) wrote that the film was "one of the most morally repugnant pornographic movies I have seen" and "is the sort of movie that the government would cite when trying to arrest pornographers and outlaw pornography."[9][10]

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Oh hey, I think I remember resetting Dr. Bahr's password once. As I recall, by the standards of the MCoW user base (consisting as it does of Professors who were also MDs), he was actually p.deece to us?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

they punch a woman in a soft spot in her skull that she told them not to hit her in and she freaks out because it could really damage her and then the scene ends and they face back in to them forcing her to apologize to the camera for ruining the scene

it's really bad

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


what was the +1 that saved it from a -50

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

RZApublican posted:

what was the +1 that saved it from a -50

outstanding musical score

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

theflyingorc posted:

they punch a woman in a soft spot in her skull that she told them not to hit her in and she freaks out because it could really damage her and then the scene ends and they face back in to them forcing her to apologize to the camera for ruining the scene

it's really bad
what the hell

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Zack Parsons posted:

It ends with Sanders throwing a couple right hooks to Luv as he unloads in her colon. She then craps his offering into her hand (some of it misses her hand as she gets some good distance on her jizz crapping) and then eats it. Let me just take a second to say that making GBS threads out and then eating semen is one of the most grotesque things to ever become semi-mainstream in the porn world. It's not just limited to the award-winning "Cum Shitters" series of films; it will just crop up in a regular porno movie like "Interracial rear end Breeder 2."

edit:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tbf at least that article calls it fake as poo poo over and over

whenever i hear these made-up breathless panic stories about rainbow parties, the knockout game, razor blades in candy, HIV needles in movie theater seats, fiberglass in tampons, gangsters flashing their headlights, men in parking lots with chloroform, etc

i wonder what kind of a person spends their time coming up with that stuff and trying to spread it

are they malicious or just insane?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



eh it probably mostly starts with kids making poo poo up about each other and being dumb, and then dumb adults believing it (for the sex stuff). “x wore a bracelet therefore she does y”
dumbassery

the razor blades in candy poo poo is just people being afraid of the world. they think of a bad scenario and it scares them and they can’t understand that their fears might be unfounded. so they say they’re checking their kids’ candy and that morphs through a telephone game to “people are actually doing the thing”

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

whenever i hear these made-up breathless panic stories about rainbow parties, the knockout game, razor blades in candy, HIV needles in movie theater seats, fiberglass in tampons, gangsters flashing their headlights, men in parking lots with chloroform, etc

i wonder what kind of a person spends their time coming up with that stuff and trying to spread it

are they malicious or just insane?

they’re reactionaries it’s what they do

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
Razor blades in Halloween treats was a real thing in the 60s, but basically all the cases seem to have been one kid loving around with another kid, or kids putting sharp objects in to scare their parents. But that became "omg there's 60000 sickos doing it every Halloween your kid is next" bs which is wat stuck around. I think there was one adult caught doing it ever and it was like some poo poo head dad in the 90s who'd heard about it and decided to do it for real.

Similarly the knockout game and happy slap stuff is like things a few random violent young adults did just as video sharing became practical, and then massively overblown by media sources who latched onto terms only those few random assholes were using. Like we're talking maybe a few hundred people tops participating in it globally over the whole time it's been known but fox News will say there's a million knockouts done against whites each year which is Ofc bs

Even the rainbow party stuff sounds like something a dumb frat would do and probably one place did do it. But over several decades of retelling it's claimed to have ever younger people involved and ever more hosed up poo poo so it becomes "your own 10 year olds might be going to sex parties where they win a medal for each position and the winner gets a sex slave"

fishmech fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jul 24, 2018

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_standoff#/media/File:Mexican_Standoff.jpg

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

time works the same way

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
i hope altoids can man wins

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Sagebrush posted:

whenever i hear these made-up breathless panic stories about rainbow parties, the knockout game, razor blades in candy, HIV needles in movie theater seats, fiberglass in tampons, gangsters flashing their headlights, men in parking lots with chloroform, etc

i wonder what kind of a person spends their time coming up with that stuff and trying to spread it

are they malicious or just insane?

They're paid by the Carmex corporation to keep people discounting the massive evidence of their putting fiberglass in carmex.

E: I serious-post still think a lot of 9/11 truther poo poo was spread or at least abetted by intelligence agencies to make it impossible to discuss the massive organizational gently caress-ups that made 9/11 possible.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
9/11 may have killed a lot of people, but it also helped kill a lot of bankers, so, it;s impossible to say if bush is bad or not,

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Wikipedians are salty that the "battle" infobox was removed from the Emu War article.

Talk page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emu_War#Semi-protected_edit_request_on_4_April_2018

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
and they goddamn well should be

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

there used to be a battle box on the vi versus emacs article, too

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
why aren't there boxes for canonical pokemon battles

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

quote:

David Willey, professor of physics at the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, says he believes firewalking is explainable in terms of basic physics and is neither supernatural nor paranormal.[19]


:thunk:

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Sham bam bamina! posted:

and they goddamn well should be

that and the removal of the helicopter icons from the prison escape page are the biggest wikipedia travesties

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

I'll never forgive wikipedia for removing the emacs vs vim infobox from the editor war page

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

always remind yourself that with the admission of that one joke you like comes an eternity of "nerd humor" on every single page

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

always remind yourself that with the admission of that one joke you like comes an eternity of "nerd humor" on every single page

So long as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_humor and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_culture are things this chicken remains hosed, though?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

always remind yourself that with the admission of that one joke you like comes an eternity of "nerd humor" on every single page

found the guy who reads this thread and removes fun things

also the real crime is the removal of [cetacean needed]

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

theflyingorc posted:

found the guy who reads this thread and removes fun things

also the real crime is the removal of [cetacean needed]

to be fair that was removed because cetaceans were provided which is itself a pretty good joke

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
I'm still upset the helicopter prison escape graphics were removed, especially since we recently had another successful one in France.

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
Yorkshire, Hampshire and other lighter colored pigs are known to be particularly low in the androstenone based taint while Duroc pigs are high in the taint.[citation needed]

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