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DandyLion posted:Doesn't everyone pee on their balls, I mean like when its trailing off and it just dribbles out for the last 45 seconds or so, then ya know, pee gets on the balls that way, everytime. That only happens if you have a tiny dick
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And some people have more than the average amount of balls. No judgements
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We Know Catheters posted:That only happens if you have a tiny dick Not true. Elephantiasis of the balls can also be the culprit. Didn't you catch that Dr. Quinn episode?
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:47 |
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I Have No Balls and Must Pee (On My Balls)
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:59 |
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cash crab posted:And some people have more than the average amount of balls. No judgements I mean, the average number of balls is going to be < 2 over a large population of men, so...
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:24 |
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So we have to have people grow more balls to compensate. Got it.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:31 |
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Sometimes you don't pee on your balls, but your balls touch the pee filled water. They are not sterile then.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:37 |
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Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor. They told me to live with the pain.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor. Because we keep pee there, both inside and out. We can't help ourselves ok?
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Mr Hootington posted:Sometimes you don't pee on your balls, but your balls touch the pee filled water. They are not sterile then. Can confirm. It's cold too.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:21 |
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bitch I got more balls than Wimbledon
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:28 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:So we have to have people grow more balls to compensate. Got it. Um please don't. One-handing two balls is fine, three or more seems like an unnecessary challenge.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:35 |
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I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:46 |
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I got more balls than a copy of Paris is Burning except it is a sphere
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:48 |
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This place is opposite a prison lmao
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:04 |
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cadaver. posted:
No ring.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:13 |
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cadaver. posted:
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese They are weird colors and smell like vomit.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:17 |
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Hihohe posted:They are weird colors and smell like vomit. Don't be jealous!
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:19 |
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Someone here used to have an avatar of "World's smallest penis - Sometimes I pee on my balls" and it never failed to make laugh. I wonder whatever happened to them Public transportation is frightening
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:21 |
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That makes me think that I really shoulda taken pictures of all the weird gross poo poo we found before I sanitized the gently caress out of the bus.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:29 |
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I can't even begin to imagine the horrors you encountered
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:33 |
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Reiche posted:I can't even begin to imagine the horrors you encountered Sounds like you've never worked with the public in any capacity. You ever wonder why everybody that's been a janitor, a restaurant employee, or a convenience store worker has a thousand yard stare? We've seen poo poo, OK?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:34 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Sounds like you've never worked with the public in any capacity. Yeahhh the worst I had to deal with when I worked fast food in high school was some douche who would pee in the trash can. Except he would pee under the trash bag so I had to take it out back and hose it down... Dude seriously needed to drink more water. We finally caught him after the third or forth time in a couple months when my boss had us check the bathroom after every customer would exit. I was mad I wasn't working that shift to confront him
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:54 |
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Retail too. I often found poop in the store outside of the washrooms. One time I found a very large pile of human hair in the middle of the sock aisle.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:56 |
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There's a former restaurant in the area that kept getting closed down for health code violations--I mean, over and over and over again. Finally the owners sold it, and it's reopening later this summer (a pop-up kind of thing) as strictly a bar, with no food. Someone unconnected to the place explained that they'll still have to address all the violations before they can serve food, and it'll take a long time getting rid of all the rats and mice.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:56 |
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i used to clean hot tubs that people had sex in, working the 6pm to 2am shift
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:56 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:bitch I got more balls than Wimbledon Fleta Mcgurn posted:I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese Fleta Mcgurn posted:I got more balls than a copy of Paris is Burning except it is a sphere I love you
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:09 |
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The Epcot ball is a 1:100 replica of ol' Lefty.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:14 |
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Supernumerary testes are a thing.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Sounds like you've never worked with the public in any capacity. I used to work at McDonalds, and got stuck with the weekly duty of cleaning out the ball pit. The bottom was always full of bandaids and nickels.
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https://i.imgur.com/x4yakvx.gifv
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an AOL chatroom posted:I used to work at McDonalds, and got stuck with the weekly duty of cleaning out the ball pit. The bottom was always full of bandaids and nickels. Wow, I didn't KNOW McDonald's offered regular bonuses and Healthcare for employees!
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AlbieQuirky posted:Supernumerary testes are a thing. Welp down the rabbit hole
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:36 |
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That burning orb you see in the sky? Yeah, that isn't the sun.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:37 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That burning orb you see in the sky? Sorry about your single irradiated ball. E: spicy huevos
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Scathach posted:Welp down the rabbit hole dont doxx me
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