PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

DandyLion posted:

Doesn't everyone pee on their balls, I mean like when its trailing off and it just dribbles out for the last 45 seconds or so, then ya know, pee gets on the balls that way, everytime.

That only happens if you have a tiny dick

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:49

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

And some people have more than the average amount of balls. No judgements

# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:44

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

We Know Catheters posted:

That only happens if you have a tiny dick

Not true.

Elephantiasis of the balls can also be the culprit. Didn't you catch that Dr. Quinn episode?

# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:47

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I Have No Balls and Must Pee (On My Balls)

# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:59

Giant Isopod: Jan 30, 2010; Bathynomus giganteus; Yams Fan

cash crab posted:

And some people have more than the average amount of balls. No judgements

I mean, the average number of balls is going to be < 2 over a large population of men, so...

# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:24

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

So we have to have people grow more balls to compensate. Got it.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:31

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008

Sometimes you don't pee on your balls, but your balls touch the pee filled water. They are not sterile then.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:37

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:39

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor.

They told me to live with the pain.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:42

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor.

Because we keep pee there, both inside and out.

We can't help ourselves ok?

# ? Jul 23, 2018 22:45

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
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Mr Hootington posted:

Sometimes you don't pee on your balls, but your balls touch the pee filled water. They are not sterile then.

Can confirm. It's cold too.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:21

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

bitch I got more balls than Wimbledon

# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:28

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

So we have to have people grow more balls to compensate. Got it.

Um please don't. One-handing two balls is fine, three or more seems like an unnecessary challenge.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:33

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Why are goon testicles so goddamn messed up? Go see a ball doctor.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:35

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese

# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:46

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I got more balls than a copy of Paris is Burning except it is a sphere

# ? Jul 23, 2018 23:48

cadaver.: Oct 31, 2009

This place is opposite a prison lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:04

HukHukHuk: Jun 27, 2011; I am the sound of cats and hairballs.

cadaver. posted:

This place is opposite a prison lmao

No ring.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:13

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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cadaver. posted:

This place is opposite a prison lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:16

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese

They are weird colors and smell like vomit.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:17

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Hihohe posted:

They are weird colors and smell like vomit.

Don't be jealous!

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:19

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Someone here used to have an avatar of "World's smallest penis - Sometimes I pee on my balls" and it never failed to make laugh. I wonder whatever happened to them

Public transportation is frightening

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:21

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

That makes me think that I really shoulda taken pictures of all the weird gross poo poo we found before I sanitized the gently caress out of the bus.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:29

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

I can't even begin to imagine the horrors you encountered

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:33

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Reiche posted:

I can't even begin to imagine the horrors you encountered

Sounds like you've never worked with the public in any capacity.

You ever wonder why everybody that's been a janitor, a restaurant employee, or a convenience store worker has a thousand yard stare? We've seen poo poo, OK?

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:34

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Sounds like you've never worked with the public in any capacity.

You ever wonder why everybody that's been a janitor, a restaurant employee, or a convenience store worker has a thousand yard stare? We've seen poo poo, OK?

Yeahhh the worst I had to deal with when I worked fast food in high school was some douche who would pee in the trash can. Except he would pee under the trash bag so I had to take it out back and hose it down... Dude seriously needed to drink more water.

We finally caught him after the third or forth time in a couple months when my boss had us check the bathroom after every customer would exit. I was mad I wasn't working that shift to confront him

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:54

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Retail too. I often found poop in the store outside of the washrooms. One time I found a very large pile of human hair in the middle of the sock aisle.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:56

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

There's a former restaurant in the area that kept getting closed down for health code violations--I mean, over and over and over again. Finally the owners sold it, and it's reopening later this summer (a pop-up kind of thing) as strictly a bar, with no food. Someone unconnected to the place explained that they'll still have to address all the violations before they can serve food, and it'll take a long time getting rid of all the rats and mice. :gonk:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:56

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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i used to clean hot tubs that people had sex in, working the 6pm to 2am shift :shepicide:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:56

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese

no they call you that because you don't hose the cheese off the ones you have, cochino.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:00

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

bitch I got more balls than Wimbledon

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I got so many balls the ladies call me Chuck E. Cheese

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I got more balls than a copy of Paris is Burning except it is a sphere

I love you

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:09

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The Epcot ball is a 1:100 replica of ol' Lefty.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:14

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Supernumerary testes are a thing.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:14

an AOL chatroom: Oct 3, 2002

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Sounds like you've never worked with the public in any capacity.

You ever wonder why everybody that's been a janitor, a restaurant employee, or a convenience store worker has a thousand yard stare? We've seen poo poo, OK?

I used to work at McDonalds, and got stuck with the weekly duty of cleaning out the ball pit. The bottom was always full of bandaids and nickels.

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Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:29

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

an AOL chatroom posted:

I used to work at McDonalds, and got stuck with the weekly duty of cleaning out the ball pit. The bottom was always full of bandaids and nickels.

Wow, I didn't KNOW McDonald's offered regular bonuses and Healthcare for employees!

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:32

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Supernumerary testes are a thing.

Welp down the rabbit hole

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:36

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

That burning orb you see in the sky?

Yeah, that isn't the sun. :smaug:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:37

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That burning orb you see in the sky?

Yeah, that isn't the sun.

Sorry about your single irradiated ball.

E: spicy huevos

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Scathach posted:

Welp down the rabbit hole

dont doxx me

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