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BiggerBoat posted:Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet?
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Its missing the violence. Straight Edge of Tomorrow
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Jul 24, 2018 21:05
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the worst toilets I've personally seen are the public ones at venice beach
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Jul 24, 2018 21:08
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Commuter train bathrooms! Metro North going in/out of NYC has been replacing old trains over the past few years, and the old trains had these bathrooms that were about 4 feet by 4 feet, half of which was taken over by a bench that had a "sink" closest to the door, then the toilet (porta potty style open pit) built right into the bench with about a foot of space left over to, I dunno, place your bag if you wanted to have traces of piss and poo poo on it. My brother said he was going to use the bathroom, and I decided to use it after him. He finishes, walks out and doesn't say a thing. I walked in to what I could best describe as some sort of toilet paper lasagna on the toilet seat. What I assume is that one person put layers of toilet paper in an open square formation around the seat in lieu of wiping the last occupant's piss drizzle off, didn't bother to toe it into the toilet when they were done, and it began a chain reaction of people layering pee/paper/pee/paper on top of the seat enough to form a thick, crusty art project. I'm positive there was also some poo poo glue in there, too. it was so discolored and smelly I wasn't about to inspect it any further than a disgusted glance. I waited until we got into Grand Central to pee.
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Jul 24, 2018 21:23
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Megabound posted:Some good ol' fashioned gross whats happening here. are they molting?
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Jul 24, 2018 21:26
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Sandals, pants and sunburn?
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Jul 24, 2018 21:37
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BiggerBoat posted:Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet?
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Jul 24, 2018 21:37
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Hihohe posted:whats happening here. are they molting? http://barefootislegal.org/
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Jul 24, 2018 21:42
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Megabound posted:Methtalica Someone in the funny pictures thread did this one and posted a logo but I can't find it. Pretty sure they won the thread.
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Jul 24, 2018 21:47
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BiggerBoat posted:Someone in the funny pictures thread did this one and posted a logo but I can't find it. Pretty sure they won the thread. Thank you - I was trying to figure out why this thread was re-doing the same jokes a few pages later and then i realized i was just seeing it in several threads.
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Jul 24, 2018 21:48
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Hihohe posted:whats happening here. are they molting? They’re wearing multicam pants so I’m guess Army person whose unit went on a stupid long ruck march and their boots/socks situation wasn’t up to it.
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Jul 25, 2018 00:49
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BiggerBoat posted:Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet? I got one Neckleback *drops the mic* BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 01:05 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Jul 25, 2018 00:58
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I am almost certain I saw somebody’s miscarriage in a toilet in my dorm building sophomore year. That building was notoriously gross and briefly housed a phantom pooper. I’m not sure if they were ever caught.
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Jul 25, 2018 01:36
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:The worst toilets in Chengdu IMHO were the ones in our school. The girls would leave these enormous maxi pads in the trash cans (they are open, and that's where your used buttwipes go.) These pads were so soaked in blood that they were basically squelching beefsteaks and the smell was loving ungodly. They must have been using one pad for days at a time. The smell of old period never really went away because it was really hot and humid in there, while also means we were breeding mosquitoes to feast on the teenaged pantsmeat. Your writing is compelling and terrifying.
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Jul 25, 2018 01:57
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ArFleta Mcgurn posted:The best public toilet AUG I ever experienced was the legendary Worst Public Toilet in Chengdu. Any Chengoons reading this know exactly the one I mean. Are the toilets in China co-ed? That seems problematic.
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Jul 25, 2018 02:48
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:That building was notoriously gross and briefly housed a phantom pooper. Since I've been teaching, we've had two of those. Both of them made it for months before getting caught. One would straight up poo poo on the floor next to the toilet while the other painted murals on the partition. Hey, while we're talking about gross and poop let me tell you about a couple other poopers. Luckily, one I only ever witnessed while walking down the hall and never had the kid in class. I'm walking down the hall during prep when I hear this kid yelling at one of our special ed teachers when all of a sudden he starts waving one of his legs around and poo poo starts going everywhere out the bottom of his pant leg. I talked to the teacher later and she said that was normal for him and that's how he tries to win arguments. The best was.....Shart (name changed to protect the innocent). Around my 5th year on the job, I had to arrange my room so that I could open the double doors at the back of the room that lead outside and my hallway door every day for at least one period. It made a diagonal wall of wind that separated my desk from Shart who was strategically placed at the table in the far corner on the other side of the breeze. Why? It was so I could teach without dry-heaving the entire period. I can't even begin to describe the smell and I've never smelled anything as bad after. He poo poo himself on a regular basis in class, during passing period, lunch, etc. His parents claimed that he didn't have nerves in his butt or something, however, the special ed coordinator questioned it and couldn't get verification on the missing rear end nerves. Administration would make Shart go to the PE showers every few days and the principal (she should be made a saint) would go in after he was done and hose it down. Why? Because the custodians finally after months of suiting up and hosing his poo poo off the shower walls, floors and ceiling told her to kindly go gently caress herself. In a team meeting one day, she said that they would send him in because of complaints about his smell and he would go in and unleash his bowels on every surface possible. The school nurse and truancy officer had to go to his house for some reason and they had to go back outside to talk to parents because of the smell of the matted, poo poo-stained carpets. They got the same "he ain't got no nerves back there" - story. Shart is now in his mid-20s and has been in and out of jail and I can't imagine being in a tiny cell with his smelly rear end. Sorry, I seem to have gotten a little long winded about poop.
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Jul 25, 2018 02:48
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Mammal Sauce posted:Sorry, I seem to have gotten a little long winded about poop. Thread title
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Jul 25, 2018 02:57
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I was at some touristy spot in Borneo, I don't remember exactly where, somewhere in Sarawak I believe. The squat toilets there didn't look like they were ever cleaned, and the majority of people either missed or were just explosive enough that they had no hope even with the best intentions and aim.
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Jul 25, 2018 03:13
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Robokomodo posted:Ar why, gently caress gendered restrooms.
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Jul 25, 2018 03:22
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BiggerBoat posted:Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet? Fiends of the Dope Age
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Jul 25, 2018 03:27
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T-man posted:why, gently caress gendered restrooms. There's no doors and I think we can all agree that straight dudes often get up to some shady rear end poo poo.
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Jul 25, 2018 04:07
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Megabound posted:Some good ol' fashioned gross Looks like the Flintstones are getting their brakes done.
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Jul 25, 2018 04:25
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Megabound posted:Some good ol' fashioned gross Just looks like a baby foot peel. 
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Jul 25, 2018 04:28
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I loving wish Baby Foot peeled that much for me. Still peels enough to be satisfying to pick at and gross out my family, though.
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Jul 25, 2018 04:36
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Wait, why do babies' feet peel? I've never seen nor heard of this.
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Jul 25, 2018 04:38
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DicktheCat posted:Wait, why do babies' feet peel? I've never seen nor heard of this. They gotta shed the outer layer so that the foot can grow bigger. The foot is then soft for a little while as the newly exposed carapace takes time to harden. Where do you think the term "soft spot" comes from?
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Jul 25, 2018 05:10
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Babies are like snakes
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Jul 25, 2018 05:13
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There's a toddler in my boot!
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Jul 25, 2018 06:56
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Reiche posted:
Imagine having that job. On your resume. 2001-2018: Professional Fartknocker (State transit authority).
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Robokomodo posted:Are the toilets in China co-ed? That seems problematic. Sometimes, if you're on the metro in our city or if you're using a small public washroom. No doors is also not that unusual. However, that one public toilet was the only place I went to in Chengdu that served both challenges at the same time. Rural China, I'd wager, would be very relaxed about bodily functions, but thankfully I did not live in rural China. Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:Your writing is compelling and terrifying. Thank you! Mammal Sauce posted:Shart I've heard of kids with all sorts of developmental issues making GBS threads on purpose for various social reasons before. It's interesting from a psychological standpoint, but I am glad I don't teach Special Ed. Also, Shart reminds me of a kid that just got expelled from our ELL program. He would deliberately powerbomb his classmates with the most ungodly disgusting farts I've ever smelled, and I have endometriosis-induced IBS. I tried everything: putting him at the back of line, making him sit next to the door and ordering him out when I saw him making his pre-fart face, air fresheners...gently caress, this kid had turned farting on his classmates into a science. It was the only thing he put effort towards. By the end of the summer session, I literally had his rear end in quarantine. I got so mad that I took a cardboard box from the recycling bin, gave it to him, and said, "Sit on this and save your farts for recess." He did. It worked for a few days, and then he got expelled for ripping a kid's shirt off.
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Jul 25, 2018 10:27
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Also, Shart reminds me of a kid that just got expelled from our ELL program. He would deliberately powerbomb his classmates with the most ungodly disgusting farts I've ever smelled, and I have endometriosis-induced IBS. I tried everything: putting him at the back of line, making him sit next to the door and ordering him out when I saw him making his pre-fart face, air fresheners...gently caress, this kid had turned farting on his classmates into a science. It was the only thing he put effort towards. With a fart? Was it this guy?  don't ever blame a fart on a gypsy
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Jul 25, 2018 10:43
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Sponge Baathist posted:With a fart? Was it this guy? They don't look dissimilar, frighteningly enough.  e: how did he get creepier and creepier as he aged?!
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Jul 25, 2018 10:57
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Mammal Sauce posted:Hey, while we're talking about gross and poop let me tell you about a couple other poopers. Luckily, one I only ever witnessed while walking down the hall and never had the kid in class. I'm walking down the hall during prep when I hear this kid yelling at one of our special ed teachers when all of a sudden he starts waving one of his legs around and poo poo starts going everywhere out the bottom of his pant leg. 
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Jul 25, 2018 11:27
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DicktheCat posted:Wait, why do babies' feet peel? I've never seen nor heard of this. Baby Foot peels are exfoliating acid solutions that you apply to your feet and then the skin peels off over a few days. They're called "baby foot" because your feet are supposed to be as soft as a baby's after you've molted.
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Jul 25, 2018 11:55
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cash crab posted:I went in there against my better judgement, and was while waiting, was pushed by an irate pregnant woman. Once I got in, I realized the seat was covered in blood. I just held it in. I went back a few months ago, and someone had peed against the pop dispenser, amongst other things. 
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Jul 25, 2018 12:11
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Fashionable Jorts posted:They gotta shed the outer layer so that the foot can grow bigger. The foot is then soft for a little while as the newly exposed carapace takes time to harden. Where do you think the term "soft spot" comes from? what? the soft spot refers to the babys skull. there is an area in the skull that hasnt hardened/formed so that babies can exit through the birth canal. i mean yo mom may be loose and can spit out a hard-skull but the rest of us have malleable skulls. soft skulls are how we make cone heads
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Jul 25, 2018 13:14
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:what? the soft spot refers to the babys skull. there is an area in the skull that hasnt hardened/formed so that babies can exit through the birth canal. i mean yo mom may be loose and can spit out a hard-skull but the rest of us have malleable skulls. soft skulls are how we make cone heads No, I trust the Jorts
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Jul 25, 2018 13:19
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:what? the soft spot refers to the babys skull. there is an area in the skull that hasnt hardened/formed so that babies can exit through the birth canal. i mean yo mom may be loose and can spit out a hard-skull but the rest of us have malleable skulls. soft skulls are how we make cone heads I have literally never heard this explanation before, I had always heard the one Fashionable Jorts said.
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Jul 25, 2018 13:20
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Soft spots have always referred to the baby's feet peeling. How is this even a discussion? Goons believe some really stupid poo poo.
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I thought a fontanelle was a small fountain wtf  you guys are dumbfux!
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