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Hihohe posted:whats happening here. are they molting? Judging by the camo pants and concrete floor, I'd guess that's a military barrack, and the hosed up feet are the result of a very long hike carrying a heavy pack.
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Jul 25, 2018 14:30
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The Bloop posted:Is this the thread where we post our fingerboxes? On purpose? Yes. By accident? IOSM.
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Jul 25, 2018 14:58
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I one time got an aircraft bathroom quarantined on an international flight, that's the extent of my personal poop stories. I was a janitor for a while, so I have seen things, but no specific stories because it's all blended together. The one thing I did learn is that women's restrooms are much, much worse than men's restrooms. Men's restrooms, you have a clogged toilet and a couple paper towels on the floor. Women's restrooms have used tampons stuck on the ceiling, half eaten sandwiches on the counter, and floors covered in various detritus. The worst bathroom incident I encountered was when I was a waiter. I did a bathroom check and it was covered in poo poo. I quickly closed the door and made the bussers fix it. It wasn't a stall, it was the entire bathroom, 2 stalls and 2 urinals. I really have no idea how such a poo poo explosion happened.
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Jul 25, 2018 15:23
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i love poo poo stories (everything about it)
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Jul 25, 2018 15:32
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When I worked in fast food as my first job, I was asked to go unclog a toilet. It was a tank style, with a reservoir on the back, and the bowl was overflowing. I took the lid of the tank off and pulled out a 4XL Dragonball Z t shirt that had been crammed inside, completely pasted down with creamy poo poo.
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Jul 25, 2018 15:51
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The Bloop posted:Is this the thread where we post our fingerboxes? Keep vagina pics in YLLS, I think.
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Jul 25, 2018 16:07
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:When I worked in fast food as my first job, I was asked to go unclog a toilet. It was a tank style, with a reservoir on the back, and the bowl was overflowing. I took the lid of the tank off and pulled out a 4XL Dragonball Z t shirt that had been crammed inside, completely pasted down with creamy poo poo. Do you still have it
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Jul 25, 2018 16:19
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Robokomodo posted:Ar I have just noticed your username and feel an odd kinship with you.
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Jul 25, 2018 17:35
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Once in the Navy it was my turn to clean the bathroom near the male birthing and someone had gone crazy. There was poo poo everywhere, the ceiling, stuck to the underside of lids, walls of the stalls. There were like 15 stalls in there. After a few minutes I wasn't even mad I was filled with awe and wonder for how it happened. Just absurd, took me hours to clean. Learned a few days later there had been a clog, and the hull techs (the job title they use to trick people into signing up for sewage work) had rather then like figuring out what was wrong just shut off some valves and run high pressure air line from downstream back to the bathroom. They put up a sign breifly so no one was in there when they set it off at least.
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Jul 25, 2018 17:42
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Spectral_beard posted:Once in the Navy it was my turn to clean the bathroom near the male birthing and someone had gone crazy. There was poo poo everywhere, the ceiling, stuck to the underside of lids, walls of the stalls. There were like 15 stalls in there. After a few minutes I wasn't even mad I was filled with awe and wonder for how it happened. Just absurd, took me hours to clean. I guess male birthing is a messy process.
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Jul 25, 2018 18:07
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 Thank you for your service.
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Jul 25, 2018 18:07
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slinkimalinki posted:I guess male birthing is a messy process. What does the Navy do with all the mpreg babies?
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Jul 25, 2018 18:26
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T-man posted:What does the Navy do with all the mpreg babies? I was right in the middle of posting this exact thing
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Jul 25, 2018 18:34
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Okay why the hell didn't Shart's parents make him wear diapers? Seems like that would have solved part of the issue. I am so glad I take care of old people and not kids.
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Jul 25, 2018 18:38
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Scathach posted:Okay why the hell didn't Shart's parents make him wear diapers? Seems like that would have solved part of the issue.  but cats
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Jul 25, 2018 18:59
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Iron Crowned posted:
Woa hold up they got diapers for cats now!?
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Jul 25, 2018 19:01
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DandyLion posted:Woa hold up they got diapers for cats now!? No, but they poo poo in a box
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Jul 25, 2018 19:20
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DandyLion posted:Woa hold up they got diapers for cats now!? What’s wrong brother?... 
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Jul 25, 2018 19:40
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When I worked at a local unemployement center there was a guy who would come in and unleash the nastiest farts while looking for someone, anyone, to gently caress on Craigslist back when their casual encounters section was still up and the computer system hadn't blocked it. I'd have to deal with other clients complaining about the smell but it never reached a point where my administrator would let us ask him to leave because she was worried about him suing us or something. I tossed multiple chairs he sat in because they were so saturated with rancid butt smells and one time because of explosive sharting. He did eventually get banned for using us as his one stop Craigslist sex shop.
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Jul 25, 2018 19:47
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Tulalip Tulips posted:When I worked at a local unemployement center there was a guy who would come in and unleash the nastiest farts while looking for someone, anyone, to gently caress on Craigslist back when their casual encounters section was still up and the computer system hadn't blocked it. I'd have to deal with other clients complaining about the smell but it never reached a point where my administrator would let us ask him to leave because she was worried about him suing us or something. I tossed multiple chairs he sat in because they were so saturated with rancid butt smells and one time because of explosive sharting. He did eventually get banned for using us as his one stop Craigslist sex shop. There was something about that casual encounters section on Craigslist that made weirdos think it was totally cool to just openly browse it while in the most public of places. I mean, I understand with the guy you're taking about that he probably didn't have a computer to use at home, but around that time I knew of multiple co-workers who would just brazenly have casual encounters ads up at work. And they'd correspond with the ads that way too, they'd use their work email and everything and there was almost zero attempt to hide it.
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Jul 25, 2018 19:50
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I have no shame and I must blush
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Jul 25, 2018 19:58
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Basebf555 posted:There was something about that casual encounters section on Craigslist that made weirdos think it was totally cool to just openly browse it while in the most public of places. I mean, I understand with the guy you're taking about that he probably didn't have a computer to use at home, but around that time I knew of multiple co-workers who would just brazenly have casual encounters ads up at work. And they'd correspond with the ads that way too, they'd use their work email and everything and there was almost zero attempt to hide it. Craigslist fascinated me around 2010. One time out of curiosity I posted the most generic strictly platonic f4m ad with nothing sexual, and got at least 200 responses in the first day. I'd say at least 1/2 of them were just pictures of dicks, and about 10 of the dicks were from company email addresses, they weren't all small businesses either a few were large multinational companies 
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Jul 25, 2018 20:00
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Basebf555 posted:There was something about that casual encounters section on Craigslist that made weirdos think it was totally cool to just openly browse it while in the most public of places. I mean, I understand with the guy you're taking about that he probably didn't have a computer to use at home, but around that time I knew of multiple co-workers who would just brazenly have casual encounters ads up at work. And they'd correspond with the ads that way too, they'd use their work email and everything and there was almost zero attempt to hide it. Pretty much. Since it was also before smartphones got cheaper we had a lot of folks who would come in to look for jobs and browse casual encounters looking for titties and rear end shots since we at least blocked actual porn sites. They usually printed off some pics to jerk off to later but I caught a number of guys straight jacking off in the computer room that was my space for teaching basic computer skills and resume writing. Our farting friend from earlier took it a bit farther and got caught getting a blowjob on the side of the building twice and that's what led to his ban. We figured he probably got plenty more weird craigslist sex that no one caught which is why he was so casual about it.
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Jul 25, 2018 20:15
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That reminds me, I caught a particularly rancid coworker downloading Family Guy parody porn at work once. I think that’s all he watched because everytime he left his laptop open it was torrenting parody porn.
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Jul 25, 2018 20:50
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cash crab posted:That reminds me, I caught a particularly rancid coworker downloading Family Guy parody porn at work once. I think that’s all he watched because everytime he left his laptop open it was torrenting parody porn. That's uncalled for. I also downloaded regular Family Guy episodes as well.
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Jul 25, 2018 20:52
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DandyLion posted:That's uncalled for. I also downloaded regular Family Guy episodes as well. This may be the AUG thread, but please have at least a shred of decency.
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Jul 25, 2018 21:02
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T-man posted:This may be the AUG thread, but please have at least a shred of decency. I own seasons 1 - 3 and Stewie Griffin the Untold Story on DVD
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Jul 25, 2018 21:15
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Mammal Sauce posted:Since I've been teaching, we've had two of those. Both of them made it for months before getting caught. One would straight up poo poo on the floor next to the toilet while the other painted murals on the partition. Our dude was advanced. The poops would be placed in hard to reach areas, like behind doors or on top of signs. There was also a hamburger that lived in one of the stairwells for a couple of weeks before it finally disappeared. New Paltz is gross. Go Hawks!  edit to include the Bouton Choker, who was a girl who would brush her teeth so aggressively that she would gag and choke. She wouldn’t stop, just kept making noises like she was being strangled while brushing away.
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Jul 25, 2018 23:23
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Iron Crowned posted:I own seasons 1 - 3 and Stewie Griffin the Untold Story on DVD Truly horrifying Also toothbrush girl must have some anger issues
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Jul 25, 2018 23:33
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Aperture Priority posted:What’s wrong brother?... This diaper-fur poo poo is getting way out of hand.
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Jul 25, 2018 23:36
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Iron Crowned posted:Craigslist fascinated me around 2010. One time out of curiosity I posted the most generic strictly platonic f4m ad with nothing sexual, and got at least 200 responses in the first day. I'd say at least 1/2 of them were just pictures of dicks, and about 10 of the dicks were from company email addresses, they weren't all small businesses either a few were large multinational companies So how was your casual encounter?
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Jul 26, 2018 00:27
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BiggerBoat posted:So how was your casual encounter? Pretty good but the guy kept asking me for Speed Racer episode recaps for some reason
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Jul 26, 2018 00:40
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Iron Crowned posted:Craigslist fascinated me around 2010. One time out of curiosity I posted the most generic strictly platonic f4m ad with nothing sexual, and got at least 200 responses in the first day. I'd say at least 1/2 of them were just pictures of dicks, and about 10 of the dicks were from company email addresses, they weren't all small businesses either a few were large multinational companies Weird metaphor for penis size, but whatever works to help you talk about it, I guess.
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Jul 26, 2018 01:34
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When the list of Ashley Madison accounts leaked a while back, there were multiple people that had signed up for the site with their official email accounts at multiple special operations units and intelligence agencies. Horny creeps are not exactly discrete.
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Jul 26, 2018 01:39
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Aperture Priority posted:What’s wrong brother?... Gotta harvest those parasites that will give me confidence
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Jul 26, 2018 01:41
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MageMage posted:Gotta harvest those parasites that will give me confidence Too late, they all work in the White House and Fox News
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Jul 26, 2018 02:04
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BiggerBoat posted:Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet? Megameth
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Jul 26, 2018 02:12
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Four Hot JO Bros
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I'm a bit late, but ... I accept.
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