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good boob madam
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Jul 26, 2018 07:58
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I'm torn because the shades sort of own.
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Jul 26, 2018 08:12
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Dillbag posted:I'm a bit late, but YES
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Jul 26, 2018 08:13
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We had a guy who's use our internet kiosks to YouTube various combinations of "ankle hurt foot massage hot women" and then slyly jerk off. This was at a backpackers info centre. Also found another old dude, somewhere in his 70s - 80s who'd be on gay porn websites in an internet kiosk at his local shopping centre.
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Jul 26, 2018 08:21
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How's the challenge gonna go? A group of people eat a big bunch of nasty food and then try not to shart? Rewards for the dryest fart. Maybe the contest is about the quality of the shart. Points given for range and timbre of the initial fart. Additional score for volume and consistency of the poo poo. I want to watch Shart.
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Jul 26, 2018 08:34
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Oh proudboys... 
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Jul 26, 2018 08:49
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:How's the challenge gonna go? A group of people eat a big bunch of nasty food and then try not to shart? Rewards for the dryest fart. Maybe the contest is about the quality of the shart. Points given for range and timbre of the initial fart. Additional score for volume and consistency of the poo poo. I think you've already written it. Speaking of, I just remembered my favourite poo poo story, which is when my friend David poo poo himself in the line for a carnival ride while on a date with a girl. Just out of nowhere, just pooped his goddamned shorts right in the middle of the grounds. Excused himself and went home and never talked to the girl again.
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Jul 26, 2018 08:56
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My brother's girlfriend passed out and poo poo herself in the middle of the Shanghai airport and no one would help them. Never go to China.
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Jul 26, 2018 09:11
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Good advice. Which is the best airport to poo poo yourself in?
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Jul 26, 2018 10:29
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Dillbag posted:My brother's girlfriend passed out and poo poo herself in the middle of the Shanghai airport and no one would help them. Never go to China. This is because (assuming she's Asian) she could have sued them. Under Chinese law any bystanders that help someone in need are assumed to be at fault, because why would you stop unless you felt guilty https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu
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Jul 26, 2018 10:48
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"I'm sorry for feeding you that Rohypnol-laxative combo, let me help you out."
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Jul 26, 2018 11:44
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bony tony posted:"I'm sorry for feeding you that Rohypnol-laxative combo, let me help you out." I mean, there are plenty of people who take advantage of it. See an old lady lying facedown on the sidewalk? Maybe she had a heart attack and needs help, or maybe she'll spring up and start demanding money from the first person to ask if she's okay. Best to just walk around her and pretend you didn't see anything. One of many reasons that china is hosed
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Jul 26, 2018 11:47
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Ziv Zulander posted:or maybe she'll spring up and start demanding money from the first person to ask if she's okay. ... come again?
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Jul 26, 2018 13:36
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 HONK JESUS HONK
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Jul 26, 2018 13:36
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Jesus? JESUS? JESUS!!!
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Jul 26, 2018 13:39
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HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS! oh god
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Jul 26, 2018 13:51
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Everyone probably already knows this, but this is what Proud Boys are named after (and what POYB stands for) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4YR3ItBsw e: I don't know what's with the patriotic cock though or the tattoo for that matter:wakkawakka: LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 13:56 on Jul 26, 2018 |
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Jul 26, 2018 13:53
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:HONK JESUS HONK I think I found this LP in my grandmother's record collection in between Hymns by Tennessee Ernie Ford and Paul Robeson Sings Negro Spirituals.
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Jul 26, 2018 13:58
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LawfulWaffle posted:Everyone probably already knows this, but this is what Proud Boys are named after (and what POYB stands for) POYB is the sound that guy would make if he fell over
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Jul 26, 2018 14:02
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Jul 26, 2018 14:22
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LawfulWaffle posted:Everyone probably already knows this, but this is what Proud Boys are named after (and what POYB stands for) good time to post the proud boys ballad, which i watch all the way through every time it's posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg
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Jul 26, 2018 14:23
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Every time I listen to it I get to the first loving verse and I cannot believe that it's not satire. "We always try to venerate the entrepreneur. And we can all name five brands of cereal." I mean, come on. It has to be fake as hell.
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Jul 26, 2018 14:27
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Ziv Zulander posted:This is because (assuming she's Asian) she could have sued them. Under Chinese law any bystanders that help someone in need are assumed to be at fault, because why would you stop unless you felt guilty My brother and I are halfies that look Greek or Mexican instead of Chinese (wtf, mom) and his girlfriend is super super white. It took 10 minutes for airport medics to show up with saline and people were stepping over them the entire time. He had to buy her grandma shorts from an airport store to replace her poo poo stained pants on the flight to HK because they had already checked their bags. Her jacket had poo poo on it too but she refused to throw it away. He claims it happened because she took Dukoral and he didn't. They both got food poisoning a few days earlier and he said he was able to poo poo it all out at the hotel the next day, while his gf was bunged up and unable to clear it out of her system (until the airport, obvs). I'm a fairly seasoned traveller but China and India are AUG enough to be near the bottom of my list of places to visit, only slightly above Haiti and Kazakhstan.
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Jul 26, 2018 17:48
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Is that rooster tattoo sporting a human micropenis?
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Jul 26, 2018 19:50
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Picnic Princess posted:Is that rooster tattoo sporting a human micropenis? No that's a proud boy.
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Jul 26, 2018 19:56
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LawfulWaffle posted:Every time I listen to it I get to the first loving verse and I cannot believe that it's not satire. "We always try to venerate the entrepreneur. And we can all name five brands of cereal." I mean, come on. It has to be fake as hell. Part of proud boy initiation is naming five cereal brands while being tickled by a group of fellow proud boys. I'm not making this up.
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Jul 26, 2018 20:18
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La Brea Carpet posted:No that's a proud boy. 
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Jul 26, 2018 20:26
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Wait I thought proud boys were some kind of fash thing but are they just some kind of gay nerd club? Like literally a club for homosexual nerds because it sounds fairly gay and also really sad. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 26, 2018 20:41
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OwlFancier posted:Wait I thought proud boys were some kind of fash thing but are they just some kind of gay nerd club? The whole thing is extremely homoerotic but none of them seem to realize it.
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Jul 26, 2018 20:43
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 pick another hill to die on, kids
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Jul 26, 2018 20:48
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LawfulWaffle posted:Everyone probably already knows this, but this is what Proud Boys are named after (and what POYB stands for)  I genuinely did not know that, and was legitimately thinking "POYB? Proud boys... proud of your boy? Like that unused Aladdin movie song? No haha that's dumb. It must be like... Proud Orange County Boys? No, it's a Y..." as I scrolled down to your post.
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Jul 26, 2018 20:54
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cash crab posted:pick another hill to die on, kids Its only funny because these are people who act like they're hardline bible thumpers who probably have lots of overlap with the God Hates F-gs crowd. Its just funny to think about how out of touch with their own identity most of them are.
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Jul 26, 2018 20:56
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#proudofyourboob
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Jul 26, 2018 20:57
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He had tiny Italian moobs. Well that's my story.
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Jul 26, 2018 20:59
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Basebf555 posted:Its only funny because these are people who act like they're hardline bible thumpers who probably have lots of overlap with the God Hates F-gs crowd. Its just funny to think about how out of touch with their own identity most of them are. Someone using "gay" as an initial epithet and the clarifying that they meant it literally, and explaining that this is part and parcel of joke, does not fall under this category.
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Jul 26, 2018 21:00
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cash crab posted:Someone using "gay" as an initial epithet and the clarifying that they meant it literally, and explaining that this is part and parcel of joke, does not fall under this category. I took that post as an honest question, I guess you're right though.
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Jul 26, 2018 21:06
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Nobody overlook this Greatest drag king act I've ever seen
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Jul 26, 2018 21:07
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cash crab posted:Someone using "gay" as an initial epithet and the clarifying that they meant it literally, and explaining that this is part and parcel of joke, does not fall under this category. I mean, it's not meant as an epithet given that I'm bi, I just realised it probably sounded like one hence the clarification. And that guy really looks like he's trying to pick someone up. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 23:45 on Jul 26, 2018 |
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Jul 26, 2018 23:43
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OwlFancier posted:I mean, it's not meant as an epithet given that I'm bi, I just realised it probably sounded like one hence the clarification. Hmm. You don’t have messages and I didn’t have context, and I’m away from my computer so you maybe have a probe I can’t retract for the moment. I will try and fix that.
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