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One thing I've never got is how wrestlers seem to think "big dog" makes you sound tough. I've known some bernese mountain dogs and Newfoundlands. Commentator calls a wrestler "the big dog" I'm not thinking "tough scary bastard", I'm thinking "big drooling softy probably gonna shed all over the furniture".
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 00:45 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 09:51 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Drake and the Big Dog both suck. then how come they both make a ton of money? check and mate
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 00:48 |
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https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns/status/1022248059441475584 God, Roman is so goddamn bad at twitter.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 01:08 |
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I want to see Tama call Roman a Hoe Muffin
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 01:12 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:then how come they both make a ton of money? check and mate :smug: Roman:Tama Tonga::Drake:Pusha T
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 01:49 |
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So what iffffff Tama and Roman switched places?
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 02:21 |
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Y'all are subtly racist enough that you won't tell the difference
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 02:21 |
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:So what iffffff Tama and Roman switched places? WWE would probably be happy because people would be begging for Roman to come back.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 02:41 |
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:Y'all are subtly racist enough that you won't tell the difference I feel like Tama'd last for 5 seconds before his first motherfucker! outs him.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 05:18 |
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I coudl see the WWE signing him thinking they have the best young Bullet Club member only to have to release him after his first promo
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 05:20 |
sportsgenius86 posted:WWE would probably be happy because people would be begging for Roman to come back. Tama is better than Roman in basically every way.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 06:24 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:WWE would probably be happy because people would be begging for Roman to come back. I know Firing Squad's storyline is kind of a dud, but Jesus Christ.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 06:29 |
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Vince MechMahon posted:Tama is better than Roman in basically every way. Roman is a much much better wrestler.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 07:28 |
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They're both being suffocated by lame booking right now and Tama is still way better.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 07:32 |
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:Roman is a much much better wrestler.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 07:40 |
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VJeff posted:They're both being suffocated by lame booking right now and Tama is still way better. I'm not sure Tama has ever had a really good singles match let alone a great one, and he's had the opportunity to work with guys like Okada, Omega, Ishii and Suzuki.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 07:59 |
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Remember that time a goon claimed that NJPW wouldn't hire Roman in a heartbeat if they had the chance lmao
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 07:59 |
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Roman would be a middling guy (performance-wise) in the G1 as opposed to Guy Who Shouldn’t Be There
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 08:03 |
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extradite THIS! posted:Remember that time a goon claimed that NJPW wouldn't hire Roman in a heartbeat if they had the chance lmao People are so loving stupid.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 08:46 |
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jesus WEP posted:Roman would be a middling guy (performance-wise) in the G1 as opposed to Guy Who Shouldn’t Be There Roman has really great timing in the ring so I could see him having real bangers with pretty much anyone in the tournament who can layout an exciting match. Which is to say everyone but Michael Elgin and Tama Tonga at this point. Yes, I really do think Roman would have a good match with YOSHI-HASHI.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 12:52 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:Roman has really great timing in the ring so I could see him having real bangers with pretty much anyone in the tournament who can layout an exciting match. Which is to say everyone but Michael Elgin and Tama Tonga at this point. Yes, I really do think Roman would have a good match with YOSHI-HASHI.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 13:09 |
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I think YOSHI-HASHI gets poo poo on a little too much sometimes. He's a victim of being surrounded by loving amazing wrestlers. And while he's not on the level of most of those other guys, he's totally fine and capable of having really good matches. He's a much better singles guy than Tama Tonga.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 13:22 |
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I'd be more excited to see Roman Reigns defect WWE and going to NJPW for a while than any current NJPW coming over to WWE except possibly Tanahashi to do a couple dream matches before he retires.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:17 |
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im imagining a condescending douche bag roman reigns in njpw and im gettin hype, i'd love to boo that fucker
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:21 |
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:I'm not sure Tama has ever had a really good singles match let alone a great one, and he's had the opportunity to work with guys like Okada, Omega, Ishii and Suzuki. And Roman has?
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:47 |
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VJeff posted:And Roman has?
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:48 |
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VJeff posted:And Roman has?
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:50 |
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oh sorry they probably don’t count since he was carried, Tom Magee-like, by noted ring general Braun Strowman
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:50 |
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Yeah, sorry, I meant actually great, not just passable by WWE's dire-rear end standards.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:52 |
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Roman has gotten better out of Braun Strowman than Tama has managed with the best workers in a generation
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 16:53 |
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jesus WEP posted:oh sorry they probably don’t count since he was carried, Tom Magee-like, by noted ring general Braun Strowman hes better than roman
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:19 |
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jesus WEP posted:oh sorry they probably don’t count since he was carried, Tom Magee-like, by noted ring general Braun Strowman my favorite part of this is that he's actually fully laying down on the rope and resting
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:20 |
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Roman stinks it up in the main event a dozen times but manages to have a Good Match against Braun Strowman and he's great, yeah that's exactly what I mean when I say WWE's dire-rear end standards.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:26 |
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I don't watch WWE so I can't comment on Roman's in ring but his twitter is the softest rear end kale flecked poo poo I've seen since a south florida girl got told she was in the NXT pipeline.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:36 |
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Napping aside, Roman can sell but his offense is pretty boring now that it's not just done as a hot tag. So a match where he was all sell being entertaining makes perfect sense.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:37 |
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VJeff posted:Roman stinks it up in the main event a dozen times but manages to have a Good Match against Braun Strowman and he's great, yeah that's exactly what I mean when I say WWE's dire-rear end standards.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:44 |
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Like, gently caress, nobody's saying he's Okada but it wouldn't kill you to say "oh, huh, that was pretty good despite my misgivings with how WWE puts matches together and have booked him." He'd be better served in another promotion, but so would literally everyone in WWE aside from Brock.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:46 |
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Roman's matches are slow and boring. He's not fluid at all and fails at even the most basic of moves. He's managed to have a few decent matches when they are heavily agented around his glaring flaws. Great? No way. Anyone who insists Roman has "great matches" has serious WWE Stockholm syndrome. I'd put him and Tama on about equal footing.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:47 |
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sleepwalkers posted:Like, gently caress, nobody's saying he's Okada but it wouldn't kill you to say "oh, huh, that was pretty good despite my misgivings with how WWE puts matches together and have booked him." He'd be better served in another promotion, but so would literally everyone in WWE aside from Brock. I'm not saying the guy loving sucks or anything, I'm saying that going "Tama's never had a great match" is dumb if you're comparing the two because neither has he. Roman has had matches I really liked like his Royal Rumble match with Owens but they were smoke and mirrored to gently caress.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:49 |
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VJeff posted:Yeah, sorry, I meant actually great, not just passable by WWE's dire-rear end standards. Shut up VJeff. They're not saying he's better than Okada or Kenny or something. Why are people stanning so hard for Tama Tonga's alleged ring generalship? Also WWE regularly puts on technically great matches all the time, they're just utterly overshadowed by poo poo booking.
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