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i always say "hey babe you in the mood for some italian??" and when they say yes i take out my penis and wave it around like il salsiccioto but i follow it up with actual dinner so they don't think im gross or childish
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno I just find there's something flagrantly sexist about skylark's bait threads. Controversial opinion: men treating women well
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Jul 28, 2018 08:54
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This pic and Skylark's av are good j/o material.
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Jul 28, 2018 10:40
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Gatekeeper posted:ive noticed that when i smoke a cig whilst making GBS threads the combined odor reminds me of my dad when i was little and i don't want to put anyone through that so Your dad musta been a real piece of poo poo
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Jul 28, 2018 14:36
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I like girls with equal masculine and feminine qualities to their personalities and the behavior and desires extolled by OP constantly in my forum greatly disgust me.
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Jul 28, 2018 14:44
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Dont Touch ME posted:I like girls with equal masculine and feminine qualities same but also pegging
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Jul 28, 2018 15:05
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Booty Pageant posted:same but also pegging Pegging owns but the vagina being used as the dominant sex organ owns harder  Get you a girl who do both and treat her right.
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Jul 28, 2018 15:09
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Skylark posted:Also its always a good idea to give products / snacks lol Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that) Skylark posted:snacks are amazing thoughtful gifts. Skylark posted:he gives me In-N-Out. Skylark posted:Lmao well hopefuly you got some gifts/food/drinks Skylark, be honest. On a scale from “a little extra” to “curvy” how fat are you? NOT body shaming here, I’m just looking for some context to help me understand your threads a bit better.
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Jul 28, 2018 15:23
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Acres of Quakers posted:Skylark, be honest. On a scale from “a little extra” to “curvy” how fat are you? NOT body shaming here, I’m just looking for some context to help me understand your threads a bit better. Goonette
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Acres of Quakers posted:Skylark, be honest. On a scale from “a little extra” to “curvy” how fat are you? NOT body shaming here, I’m just looking for some context to help me understand your threads a bit better. It turns out women are also human and humans eat food. Hope that helps
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Acres of Quakers posted:Skylark, be honest. On a scale from “a little extra” to “curvy” how fat are you? NOT body shaming here, I’m just looking for some context to help me understand your threads a bit better. Im not even inside of that range of sizes.
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Jul 28, 2018 19:23
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Skylark posted:Im not even inside of that range of sizes. i believe your bones also are hollow to allow for flight? pls correct me if im telling tales out of school here
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Jul 28, 2018 19:39
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People who call their SO's "baby" or "babe": is it because you have dated so many people and it is just easier to call whoever you're with "babe" than by their name or a unique pet name? The only people I've witnessed doing this are people who are in new, "serious" relationships every couple of weeks.
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Jul 28, 2018 19:40
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I say baby and babe all the time and ive been with my man for years whats wrong with baby????
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Jul 28, 2018 19:41
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"Babygirl" is rare but I think its like extra "possessive" or sth, hence why it is maybe the most highly sought-after pet name.
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Jul 28, 2018 19:42
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Thirsty-rear end GBS embarrassing themselves again
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Jul 28, 2018 19:46
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 I can't find a gif of the taco that craps ice cream on a clear background, so this will have to do. Edit: well gently caress. It was clear in the preview.
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Jul 28, 2018 19:49
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This thread angers me
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Jul 28, 2018 19:50
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Dont Touch ME posted:Goonette Is it still probatable to question this? Asking for a friend, not that I'm questioning this.
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Jul 28, 2018 19:52
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i usually go with puttana or puttana schifosa or faccia brutta or even faccia puttana because italian is a romantic language
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Jul 28, 2018 19:58
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i did tricks on my partners here in arizona bc they don't know how to speak italian which is cool bc in NYC ppl hit me for calling them pussyface
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Jul 28, 2018 20:00
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FactsAreUseless posted:Thirsty-rear end GBS embarrassing themselves again I would embarrass myself a thousand times for a .001% chance to see a nipple
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Jul 28, 2018 20:35
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I snivel at my gf using stilted "sensitive" language until she texts me back and/or lets me see her nipple
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Jul 28, 2018 20:48
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blarzgh posted:I took a poo poo in the guest bathroom instead of the master bathroom so my wife didn't have to smell it when she went to bed who says romance is dead? Bonus points if you do this when you have guests over. "Yeah, I have to take a poo poo in this bathroom right here. See - I don't want my wife to smell my poo poo stench, but you're totally cool with it, right?"
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Cosmik Slop posted:I snivel at my gf using stilted "sensitive" language until she texts me back and/or lets me see her nipple ive found that whatever makes them happy sets me free they thank me for being there for them whatever keeps them in my arms y'know
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Jul 28, 2018 21:01
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Enemy Ace posted:Bonus points if you do this when you have guests over. "My house, my rules dirtbag."
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Jul 28, 2018 21:18
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Who What Now posted:Arrow sucks
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Jul 28, 2018 21:43
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i don't care what they text as long as they're driving because i saw the good crash at a formative time
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Jul 28, 2018 21:45
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FactsAreUseless posted:Thirsty-rear end GBS embarrassing themselves again hi I thought gimmick accts were banned PLEASE ban skylark thanks in advance god bless
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Jul 28, 2018 23:05
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Oh my god how are ppl still saying im a gimmick / troll whatever... Have you considered that maybe I actually like cuddling, food , and romantic stuff?? Things that everybody likes???
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Jul 28, 2018 23:10
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oh my god i no longer have a job, my lease is up for a renewal and the landlord is increasing the price of rent
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Jul 28, 2018 23:11
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Dont Touch ME posted:This thread angers me
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Jul 28, 2018 23:13
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Skylark posted:Oh my god how are ppl still saying im a gimmick / troll whatever... Have you considered that maybe I actually like cuddling, food , and romantic stuff?? Things that everybody likes???
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Jul 28, 2018 23:18
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Seriously this is the equivalent of GameQuoter constantly posting threads with nothing but an image from a video game
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Jul 28, 2018 23:20
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MageMage posted:Controversial opinion: men treating women well op isn't about men treating women well and if it doesn't come across at least a bit skeevy to you then I dunno what to say.
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Jul 28, 2018 23:21
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Skylark posted:This guy did it perfect. I love when guys say babygirl and I love the offer to snuggle and binge beta cuck
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Jul 28, 2018 23:22
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whoa forums cancer
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Jul 28, 2018 23:30
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I'm absolutely furious.
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Jul 28, 2018 23:32
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The Protagonist posted:whoa forums cancer That’s a hella rap sheet. So
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People who post badly the literal second they're taken off of a month long probation should probably be banned and also probated for 9999 days. Just my humble opinion.
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