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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Zipperelli. posted:

Looks like an abscess that was ready to go. I originally thought he was gonna push out a giant tonsil stone, but uh, yeah. This is tenfold more disgusting.

Thank you for the words of caution. I will now avoid clicking on that link - hopefully forever.

green chicken feet has a new favorite as of 13:31 on Jul 29, 2018

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

green chicken feet posted:

Thank you for the words of caution. I will now avoid clicking on that link - hopefully forever.

one of these isn't safe guess which one

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:mad:

Still not clicking that

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

That's one of the grossest things I've seen in all my years on the internet.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's times like this I'm glad mp4s don't embed in the Awful app

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

You'd make a good supervillain. I'm thinking The Joker or maybe the guy from Saw.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
he is so confident when he pops it, like he has done it many times before

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

green chicken feet posted:

You'd make a good supervillain. I'm thinking The Joker or maybe the guy from Saw.

I was actually just very lazy. I only kept posting it until I ran out of words in the sentence. I genuinely wanted to stop earlier.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

walrusman posted:

That's one of the grossest things I've seen in all my years on the internet.

Agreed. These last two or three pages have been something else.

The Cursed images thread isn't doing me any favors either.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

Hysteria machines were invented because doctors got tired of jerking women off, right during a period of English history when the photograph had been invented and we went right to documenting watersports. Man is filled with multitudes.

There's an interesting article here debunking this. The author is a Ph.D who teaches the history of sexuality.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Safety Biscuits posted:

There's an interesting article here debunking this. The author is a Ph.D who teaches the history of sexuality.

Please tell me his last name is Love.


Edit: Jones is also acceptable.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


aug that gif

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Miss posted:

that gif aug

ftfy

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Woof, went and gave myself a concussion and now I gotta catch up to all this thread I missed!

Wish me luck on my recovery, here's a photo of me and my ma

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

that mouth abscess was the first non-nazi-symbol image I've adblocked in a long time

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

cash crab posted:

Hysteria machines were invented because doctors got tired of jerking women off......

Sometimes I feel like Doctors back then were just lazy.....

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


text me a vag pic posted:

Woof, went and gave myself a concussion and now I gotta catch up to all this thread I missed!

Wish me luck on my recovery, here's a photo of me and my ma



Someone should hit on his mom at the bar.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

Someone should hit on his mom at the bar.

You volunteering?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Miss posted:

aug that gif

21st Century Abscess Man

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Iron Crowned posted:

You volunteering?

I’m in it for the yucks.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




it's ok everyone
my mom found a girl for me and we are getting marrried

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

text me a vag pic posted:

it's ok everyone
my mom found a girl for me and we are getting marrried



Now clearly there's a dude who's mastered the blockchain. Priorities people!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It's not even a formal kilt!

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's not even a formal kilt!

It's a terrible sword, too. It's not even properly basket-hilted!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Safety Biscuits posted:

There's an interesting article here debunking this. The author is a Ph.D who teaches the history of sexuality.

Great article, thank you for posting. Also:

quote:

I like to define a ‘kink minute’ as the insanely short length of time between the introduction of new technology and its adaptation for sexual purposes.

LMAO

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Perestroika posted:

It's a terrible sword, too. It's not even properly basket-hilted!

Her dress is a shittly made polyester crap fest. :colbert:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Should have gone with linen and cotton.



Crap-fest: Wedding Edition

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Scathach posted:

Should have gone with linen and cotton.



Crap-fest: Wedding Edition

Missing the ever crucial "lift" step of that procedure.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
wanna flee from that cleave

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Scathach posted:

Should have gone with linen and cotton.



Crap-fest: Wedding Edition


No ring

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

That would have been the correct choice, yes.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Scathach posted:

Should have gone with linen and cotton.



Crap-fest: Wedding Edition

those bloobs make me wanna puke all orge

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I like that the bottle that represents her is dressed appropriately and she is not, even for her own wedding.

Like if she showed up nude that woulda been less offensive.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Scathach posted:

I like that the bottle that represents her is dressed appropriately and she is not, even for her own wedding.

Like if she showed up nude that woulda been less offensive.

Not every woman is blessed with having a champagne bottle figure now

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

text me a vag pic posted:

it's ok everyone
my mom found a girl for me and we are getting marrried



I have a friend whose wedding pictures look like this, and they always rush to proclaim gently caress OFF to the haters because it was THEIR DAY and they LOVED IT

that response itself speaks volumes for what people have been saying. having to have a built-in defense for wedding photos: proof you 'rocked your day'.

(it's never 'your day', you're pulling other people along so it's a community day that people will have opinions on and we all know it)

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Scathach posted:

Should have gone with linen and cotton.



Crap-fest: Wedding Edition

a true definition of mournful tittis

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I am going to have a wedding you all make fun of on here but it is going to be ironic.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

text me a vag pic posted:

it's ok everyone
my mom found a girl for me and we are getting marrried



The guy from the Eurythmics still looks terrible.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Decrepus posted:

I am going to have a wedding you all make fun of on here but it is going to be ironic.

Can I come to your Lord of the Rings themed wedding where the groomsmen dress like orcs and attack the bridal party during the wedding march and the husband (dressed as Legolas, of course) fends them off to save the bride?

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