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Jul 30, 2018 21:48
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forever a queens maid never a queen
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Jul 30, 2018 21:51
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Double posting isn't allowed so Spinster is the rightful ruler.
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Jul 30, 2018 21:55
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ok good bc I really don't want to see any of your bathrooms
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Jul 30, 2018 21:56
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Over There posted:Double posting isn't allowed so Spinster is the rightful ruler. AWESOME!!!!!!!! OK, here is what this page is: Cosmo magazine and the like always have stupid articles giving ladies bedroom advice: "Put his Dick Through a Donut and Eat It Before You Copulate" (And don't be surprised if the handcuffs come out, ladies.) What sexual advice SHOULD THEY REALLY GIVE in those magazines?
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Jul 30, 2018 22:32
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spinderella posted:AWESOME!!!!!!!! Pop Rocks in the pussy.  
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Jul 30, 2018 22:35
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Pop Rocks in the pussy. Ok. Thank you but NO.  I'm looking for info/ideas of what is a real turn on or feels good that I don't already know That won't corrode my ladybits....
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Jul 30, 2018 22:39
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spinderella posted:Ok. Thank you but NO. It doesn’t corrode your mouth.
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Jul 30, 2018 22:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It doesn’t corrode your mouth. Ok head with pop rocks. I would try that, sure.
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Jul 30, 2018 22:54
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Oral sex, vaginal sex, anal. Everything else is just a waste of time, honestly. If you really want to spice it up, wear some sexy clothes before you get in bed. Okay, so now that we're done with this topic, what's the next one?
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Jul 30, 2018 23:23
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1redflag posted:Oral sex, vaginal sex, anal. Everything else is just a waste of time, honestly. If you really want to spice it up, wear some sexy clothes before you get in bed. Okay, so now that we're done with this topic, what's the next one? 1redflag suggests light dom/sub, ok. 
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Jul 30, 2018 23:26
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Don't mock me for my vanilla sex! 
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Jul 30, 2018 23:31
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Dress up as his favorite anime and cry a lot i guess
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Jul 30, 2018 23:50
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Go to a sex & novelties shop together and each of you must buy something for the other person that they HAVE to use during the next sexy session.
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Jul 31, 2018 00:40
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Prince of Space posted:Go to a sex & novelties shop together and each of you must buy something for the other person that they HAVE to use during the next sexy session. Cute idea-----I can see how that could be eye-opening. 
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Jul 31, 2018 00:42
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The best advice that they don’t give in those kind of magazines is wait for marriage. Sex for anything other than reproduction is disgusting and immoral.
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Jul 31, 2018 00:43
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Mod your tongue so it's like a snake's and then stick it down his peehole during blowjobs
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Jul 31, 2018 00:44
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Devils Affricate posted:Mod your tongue so it's like a snake's and then stick it down his peehole during blowjobs Okay, i want to change my answer
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Jul 31, 2018 00:45
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Add a vibrating accessory to any position or act that you enjoy performing and your partner loves receiving and the pleasure shall...cum...full circle  Prince of Space posted:Go to a sex & novelties shop together and each of you must buy something for the other person that they HAVE to use during the next sexy session. Or this ContraBoss fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 31, 2018 |
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Jul 31, 2018 01:16
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I heard steroids used for fattening cows were pretty hardcore for sex drive. Man that thread was incredible.
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Jul 31, 2018 01:42
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celibacy
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Jul 31, 2018 02:21
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Jul 31, 2018 02:30
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spinderella posted:What sexual advice SHOULD THEY REALLY GIVE in those magazines? 15 rounds of 9mm.
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elmer chud posted:15 rounds of 9mm. Only 15? EPHEBOFIRE
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Jul 31, 2018 03:49
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spinderella posted:What sexual advice SHOULD THEY REALLY GIVE in those magazines? Hydrate. And guys like all that sensitive poo poo too, don't hold out on us.
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Jul 31, 2018 04:07
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JUST TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO IN THE BEDROOM DAMMIT!!! HE'S NOT A loving MIND-READER!!!
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Jul 31, 2018 05:16
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Ya doing alright bud?
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Jul 31, 2018 05:18
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spinderella posted:Ok head with pop rocks. I would try that, sure. Oh whoa i didn’t even think about that. Hey you got a real dirty mind. I dig that. 
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Jul 31, 2018 05:18
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Sugar in the penis sounds bad friends, and I am convinced it could happen in this pop rocks scenario.
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Jul 31, 2018 05:20
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1redflag posted:Ya doing alright bud? Yeah, I'm cool. It's more a vent about stupid sex-tip magazines. Best tip: Communicate honestly with your partner
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I sit in my dimly lit room inserting pop rocks into my urethra one at a time, the sizzling sound of the escaping carbonation growing ever deeper, more guttural. I flip through the pages of my cosmo with my free hand. I chuckle to myself. These idiots will never know what men really want.
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(thread queen has declared her abandonment of the forums, btw)
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Devils Affricate posted:I sit in my dimly lit room inserting pop rocks into my urethra one at a time, the sizzling sound of the escaping carbonation growing ever deeper, more guttural. I flip through the pages of my cosmo with my free hand. I chuckle to myself. These idiots will never know what men really want. are you my alt account
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Devils Affricate posted:I sit in my dimly lit room inserting pop rocks into my urethra one at a time, the sizzling sound of the escaping carbonation growing ever deeper, more guttural. I flip through the pages of my cosmo with my free hand. I chuckle to myself. These idiots will never know what men really want. She filled her mouth with equal amounts of pop rocks, chili peppers, and cocaine, and the sensation was something like snowboarding through burning thistle in a blizzard. 4/5. 
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gary oldmans diary posted:(thread queen has declared her abandonment of the forums, btw) What? Gatekeeper posted:are you my alt account lmao I thought of you when I read that post
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id like to say I'm sorry for my attempted doubleposting coup this morning spinster, you're a treasure and i felt very bad all day im not apologizing for posting Burbs gifs though, they were cool, but they should have been contained in a single post like a fetus absorbing the meatparts of its wombmate and to answer your highness' question, just get up on top a lot. it's not a laziness thing, not at all, it's just that im a sweaty man, and getting all physical with the thrusting and the moving around, it just pumps up my sweatjam big time and anyone lying beneath me is basically getting waterboarded. this causes me all sorts of mental anguish that interrupts the flow of my swerve. and doggy should always be a finishing move, like in mortal kombat I think? they had like finishing moves? that's what doggy is and should be. because (not that this is the only reason) it's ok if sweat drips in your hair or on your back William Henry Hairytaint posted:What? seriously like it's uncanny
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Jul 31, 2018 06:24
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Mortal Kombat had Fatalities. Slammin from behind like mans best friend should be intense but only rarely fatal
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Jul 31, 2018 06:32
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Obvs a big, plump cock, Thread King.
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King me E: gently caress a plump miscount on my part. Congrats to whoever gets it.
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