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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!




Thing is if he says nothing people will keep tweeting him asking his opinion


but Lance is Lance and hes is indeed a robot

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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1023615041084563457

lol

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/real_steamboat/status/1023624119697530882

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!


My brain didn't parse this because I was thinking "what? he's too young, and besides he just got arrested for something stupid. God, his life sucks- oh." :smith:

quote:

Brian Christopher reportedly hanged himself in jail - Cageside Seats

If you're like me and had no idea.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/Goldust/status/1023646732222181379

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

:lol: Goldust is the best

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/ProjectCiampa/status/1022961771986833408

Look at this jerk, attacking little kids via social media now. :mad:

Called it a belt? There goes his push.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/Jordan_Devlin1/status/1023689447081172992?s=19

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Lana and Zelina are gonna gently caress each other up

https://twitter.com/LanaWWE/status/1023770453595369473

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/1023931319942893568

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

I love Jordan.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/newjackuncut187/status/1023815675192725504?s=19

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It's actually extremely cool how we're up to our loving ears in wrestler deaths and New Jack isn't one of them.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

VJeff posted:

It's actually extremely cool how we're up to our loving ears in wrestler deaths and New Jack isn't one of them.

New Jack lives off of the souls he's taken during his time as a bounty hunter

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
What does new jack have against brownie bakers??

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Wait can someone send me their brownie recipe?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

What does new jack have against brownie bakers??

i feel like there is a baker mayfield joke in here somewhere

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Endless Mike posted:

Wait can someone send me their brownie recipe?

Here you go.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Hell yeah

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

VJeff posted:

It's actually extremely cool how we're up to our loving ears in wrestler deaths and New Jack isn't one of them.

i can't tell if you're being sarcastic but i agree with this wholeheartedly.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
He also had the line "I went to college and have a criminal record, so I do know how to make decisions"...

Nut sure where I'm going with this, but it's such a great line.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

New Jack's batshit. I've heard the bounty hunter stuff was absolute bullshit but he rolls with it and no one tries to correct him because he's loving new jack

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I’ve said it before but New Jacks most brilliant crime was making Colt Cabana extremely uncomfortable on Art of Wrestling talking about jerking off with his friends when he was younger in long, enthusiastically detailed format

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



New Jack likes Molly Holly because she shared her sunflower seeds with him and for that I cannot fault the man.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/TLee910/status/1024075696723972096

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Endless Mike posted:

New Jack likes Molly Holly because she shared her sunflower seeds with him and for that I cannot fault the man.

It's legit one of the best things to hear him talk about her & how sweet she is. He could give a poo poo less about anyone else, but don't dare talk trash about Molly or he'll gently caress you up

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/drewgulak/status/1024067953933869057?s=21
:lol: At Gulak commissioning a fake Chick Tract for his gimmick

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
the people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

BOOTY-ADE posted:

It's legit one of the best things to hear him talk about her & how sweet she is. He could give a poo poo less about anyone else, but don't dare talk trash about Molly or he'll gently caress you up

I’ve known people like New Jack before where if you are the slightest bit hesitant or off-putting around them they will view you as an enemy but if you’re calm and open you’ll be treated like family. Trust doesn’t come easy for some people and they are the ones who will pick up on nervousness or hostility the quickest. I had a lot of friends like that and they are like puppy dogs around people who know how to act with that type of personality

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/drewgulak/status/1024067953933869057?s=21
:lol: At Gulak commissioning a fake Chick Tract for his gimmick

Drew Gulak is the GOAT.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
They hated Gulak because he told them the truth.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/drewgulak/status/1024067953933869057?s=21
:lol: At Gulak commissioning a fake Chick Tract for his gimmick

I've always liked Gulak but now he's my favorite of all time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/drewgulak/status/1024067953933869057?s=21
:lol: At Gulak commissioning a fake Chick Tract for his gimmick

Drew Gulak is a great man. A good man.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/drewgulak/status/1024067953933869057?s=21
:lol: At Gulak commissioning a fake Chick Tract for his gimmick

Imagine being one of the bad people who don't like Drew Gulak. How miserable they must be.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/HistoryofWrest/status/1024306698192920576

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


man that got filled quick

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Imagine being one of the bad people who don't like Drew Gulak. How miserable they must be.

Nah see this is great. But none of this has been on TV for months because on TV he's Generic Super Serious Grappler now.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/drewgulak/status/1024067953933869057?s=21
:lol: At Gulak commissioning a fake Chick Tract for his gimmick
Such dedication to his cause... :allears:

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

dsriggs posted:

They hated Gulak because he told them the truth.

Shut up!

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