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Sagebrush posted:Are you loving kidding let him do it it will make teslas illegal to drive until it's removed
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CBS says everything is fine https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-on-track-to-turn-a-profit-this-year/
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Aug 2, 2018 04:55
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just play ready player one on loop at full volume the entire time anybody is in the car
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1024758123406323712 wtf is going on
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elon make the tesla model rick and morty spaceship with rocket parts from spacex and pre-loaded with mcd szenchuan sauce!!
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1) vehicle accelerates into stationary objects 2) not enough video games we only have enough cash on hand to address one of these issues
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Pokemon Go for Tesla shiny monster egg appears on dash screen three lanes over a hundred yards ahead *COLLECT THE EGG FOR ELON ÉLAN* /wrenches wheel to left
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someone please photoshop this onto the dash of a tesla and then recursively into the dash of the outrun car tia edit: also flames edit 2:alternative game title "outrun your creditors "
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the demo mode of out run drives the car better than his self-driving tech does
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the only Outrun thing I would want my smart electric car to do would be to know when I was 1m30 from home and play ‘Last Wave’ so it finished as I pulled up on my driveway 
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hobbesmaster posted:what kind of options can you buy for tesla that approximate shorting? President Beep posted:iunno. some of their hosed up batteries?
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pokemon go at 80mph into a concrete wall
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Cocoa Crispies posted:pokemon go at 80mph into a concrete wall the wall was hidden behind snorlax
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car tried to learn BRAKE! but car can only know four moves forget which move to learn BRAKE? steer >escape trunk [advertisement]
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Jonny 290 posted:just play ready player one on loop at full volume the entire time anybody is in the car eh, the book was better
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Jonny 290 posted:just play ready player one on loop at full volume the entire time anybody is in the car as if tesla owners don't do that already
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Silver Alicorn posted:eh, the book was better Jesus how bad was the movie then?
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some traps being sprung this
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mrmcd posted:Jesus how bad was the movie then? I have avoided all contact with Ernest Cline
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I assume they skipped the part where zer0c00l or whoever has to recite the entirety of Monty python and the holy grail for the movie, so it is automatically worse
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Silver Alicorn posted:I have avoided all contact with Ernest Cline Ernest Goes to the 1980s
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flakeloaf posted:Ernest Goes to the 1980s where's the beef, vern?
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Video game crash of 2018 This article is about the Tesla crash caused by Atari video games. For the industry crash caused by Atari video games, see Video game crash of 1983.
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Zamujasa posted:Video game crash of 2018
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Zamujasa posted:Video game crash of 2018 model threes buried in the desert
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Zamujasa posted:Video game crash of 2018 snort
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ready player one was so bad, mst3k's mike nelson recorded a podcast series dissecting it from beginning to end http://372pages.com
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Zamujasa posted:Video game crash of 2018
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Zamujasa posted:Video game crash of 2018 e.t. the 300,000 extra defective teslas
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Toady posted:ready player one was so bad, mst3k's mike nelson recorded a podcast series dissecting it from beginning to end http://372pages.com did you keep listening through the series dissecting armada? even they were surprised that it could manage to be worse than rp1
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ready player one is "what if The Last Starfighter, but all of pop culture instead of just one video game" armada is "what if The Last Starfighter" like, that's it, it's just a 1:1 ripoff of that movie
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Sagebrush posted:ready player one is "what if The Last Starfighter, but all of pop culture instead of just one video game"
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Sagebrush posted:ready player one is "what if The Last Starfighter, but all of pop culture instead of just one video game" what if charlie and the chocolate factory but 80s pop culture instead of morals and second life instead of a factory
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FMguru posted:i think i read that theres a point in the novel where even the characters comment on how similar their situation is to the last starfighter yeah, i've seen it quoted. the podcast also mentioned a part where it is literally just a list of nerd things that came out by year. but, at risk of springing a trap: the rp1 movie is not good, but it is *vastly* better than the book.
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rp1 would have been vastly more tolerable if it was written by somebody who was not a hack, somebody who could take the tropes and concepts that cline literally xeroxed into his manuscript and riffed / edited / refactored them like, here quote:Say Anything...: Art3mis also mentions that the movie was playing on the weekend that Halliday and Karen went on their single date. Parzival is seen holding the boombox from the film, causing it to play music during the battle. it's...it's just the scene from Say Anything. There's no introspection, no interpretation. it's just a loving cut and paste
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