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CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
He updates his blog all the time. The only reason to go to his site is because he has a few guest recappers who are quite good - Maffew for WWECW reviews and LSisco for old WE/WCW tv recaps.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Genericide posted:

It blows my mind that the netcop is still alive and still churning out the same content he was in 1998 (but with sarcastic commentary inserted because it's easier than editing).

The King Lear rant is a true classic, and even now Scooter describes it as his "most popular and famous essay".

The ramblings of a weird, weird individual. http://www.rspwfaq.net/2012/12/six-million-pageview-request-king-lear.html

There's also Lazarus, his inexplicable follow up: https://411mania.com/wrestling/lazarus-the-rise-of-the-wwf/

There was also his horrible history of the AWA which got pretty much everything wrong.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Scott Keith calling the Harts the closest thing Canada ever had to a royal family is still hilarious to me

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Scott Keith calling the Harts the closest thing Canada ever had to a royal family is still hilarious to me

Peed in each other’s mouths, tortured people, owned a bear, near daily attempts from the lesser Harts to usurp power from the higher ones... sounds like a royal family to me

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

This has all made me think of the nWWWo and Sean Shannon writing an essay in the wake of Owen Hart's death about how Bret was a scumbag who wanted him to die so he could marry his widow.

God, wrestling people are the worst.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

Peed in each other’s mouths, tortured people, owned a bear, near daily attempts from the lesser Harts to usurp power from the higher ones... sounds like a royal family to me

canada has an actual royal family though

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I am still willing to believe it

https://twitter.com/PaeterCarnivals/status/1024832171104772099

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Months later my Young Bucks tweets draw out the racists.

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1024656848195072000

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


Holy poo poo. I went down the rabbit hole of that guys Twitter timeline. What a loon.

Edit: The guy Rovert posted.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I signed an NDA with WWE recently but cannot disclose the nature of it

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
As a major #influencer and Twitter #journalist I decided it was my duty to get more details on the Roman Payoffs.

https://twitter.com/PaeterCarnivals/status/1024846768209620992

https://twitter.com/PaeterCarnivals/status/1024847183470833664

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Finally, incontrovertible proof of Roman Reigns’ habitual and shameless wank pheasantry

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roman Reigns loving suc-- wait, I just got a Paypal notification.

Roman Reigns is the best ever!! We all love Roman Reigns!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


that guy is like a parody of goons and it's amazing

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


With the incoming TV money you think WWE could pay more than 200!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Vince is just trying to let people know that Roman "Holocaust Denier" Reigns has some good ideas. It's like when you start a shift at a bar and you put a couple of your own bucks in the tip jar.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rare Magic card l00k posted:

that guy is like a parody of goons and it's amazing

It may actually be a parody :(

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

It may actually be a parody :(

no parody account would claim to be a fan of impact though

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

Defiance Industries posted:

Vince is just trying to let people know that Roman "Holocaust Denier" Reigns has some good ideas. It's like when you start a shift at a bar and you put a couple of your own bucks in the tip jar.

Wait what?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

It may actually be a parody :(

https://twitter.com/PaeterCarnivals/status/1024865363979378689

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Where do I sign up to get paid to shill for the Big Dog

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


They keep saying Roman sells a lot of merch but maybe they pulled the Hogan WCW trick and its other wrestlers ringing up as Reigns. Makes you think

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



What the hell, I've been pro-Roman for FREE???

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

It may actually be a parody :(

It better be because if not, uh...

quote:

TRUE wrestling fan. Proper insider. Website coming soon. Opinions my own. UK fan in an American body. gently caress WWE. NJPW, ROH, Impact for life. Single but looking.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

minor props to MRT for well done trolling

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

It better be because if not, uh...

Imagine a catch like that being single.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

This has to be a goon

https://twitter.com/PaeterCarnivals/status/1024735808807424001

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Dunkin Donuts, the Girl who Loves to gently caress

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Where is the anti Roman literature located?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Codependent Poster posted:

Where is the anti Roman literature located?

Carthage?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Codependent Poster posted:

Where is the anti Roman literature located?

Seth Rollins burnt it down

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



...dammit i'm laughing at this more than i should be

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I'd accept money to shill for Roman in a second, if you're listening, WWE.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Roman sucks*.


*Post subject to change pending payment.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


goddammit :negative:

Endless Mike posted:

What the hell, I've been pro-Roman for FREE???

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


niiice

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Aesop Poprock posted:

Dunkin Donuts, the Girl who Loves to gently caress

The Girl Who Loves To gently caress is a highly underrated episode of Doctor Who.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Posting from another thread

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The villanous Ivan Wong worked that dude into a shoot brother.

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Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

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