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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Subjunctive posted:

That’s a really terrible photoshop.

Is it wrong, though?

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Is it wrong, though?

No!

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Owners/Chefs typically write the menus, so they got paid more than well enough.

The food industry is not a high-paying industry, including for most head chefs. For the owners, it depends on how successful the restaurant is (and how many they own).

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Please explain why this photograph of a flood in Uttarakhand, India that left people dead and homes destroyed is funny.

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I was gonna make fun of this rear end in a top hat for thinking broccoli is rich in protein but apparently 50 calories worth of broccoli has 4.2g of protein. Not a shitload, but more than I expected.

Spinach is apparently pretty high in protein too.

So his nutritional knowledge checks out but lmao that he thinks doctors don't learn anything about nutrition. The exchange probably did happen except for the doctor being shocked. Doc asks him where he gets his protein because it's super easy to be malnourished on a vegan diet, and smuggo takes it as the doctor is just ignorant and walks out of there congratulating himself for his superior knowledge.

I mean, I'm sure they learn a little bit related to nutritional deficiencies and what medical issues they cause, but medical doctors aren't dieticians. Registered dietician being the actual protected title of food science and diet professionals - unlike "nutritionist" which any rando on the internet suggesting you eat only meat can call themselves. Doctors CAN put in the extra study of food and nutrition if they want but plenty don't.

That being said, the story is still probably closer to your version than what was written.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Besesoth posted:

Please explain why this photograph of a flood in Uttarakhand, India that left people dead and homes destroyed is funny.

that dude doesn't seem bothered by it

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


You blew it up! You maniacs! drat you! drat you all to hell!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Guy Goodbody posted:

that dude doesn't seem bothered by it

Man, you were doing so well for a while there too.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

bony tony posted:

You blew it up! You maniacs! drat you! drat you all to hell!

Planet of the Rapes.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


This feels like the corollary to thisisfine.gif

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The mod rule regarding Guy Goodbody posts needs to be reinstated.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Collateral Damage posted:

The mod rule regarding Guy Goodbody posts needs to be reinstated.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
lovely rear end God couldn't even stop a flood

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Gods seem to be more interested in causing floods, historically

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Goons did always like Poopeye.

Where's the ring?

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"


facial expression looks like the "you think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?" guy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



:thunk:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Posting on Twitter with #relatable and #2018mood

See you when I'm verified

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


I think this was a boss in Asuras Wrath

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Memento posted:

2.9g/100g isn't really high.

not to mention the fact that 100g of broccoli is like an entire huge plate of it. veggies are all that dense

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Do you know how many bowls of regular bran cereal it would take to equal just one bowl of Super Colon Blow?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



zoux posted:

Gods seem to be more interested in causing floods, historically

this checks out

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

I've never before heard a band where every single member was out of tune and out of time in a different way than the other members.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

DandyLion posted:

Planet of the Rapes.

Please explain this joke to me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

I've never before heard a band where every single member was out of tune and out of time in a different way than the other members.

It's like a pluffnub video live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8452s6L_1s

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Zesty posted:

Please explain this joke to me.

Planet of the Apes reference + India's Rape problem.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


See, that just sounds like David Bowie being weird again. What you need to do is take that track and slightly shift every instrument and the vocals out of time by a few fractions of a second, in a different way than the other instruments.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

chitoryu12 posted:

See, that just sounds like David Bowie being weird again. What you need to do is take that track and slightly shift every instrument and the vocals out of time by a few fractions of a second, in a different way than the other instruments.

Okay, this then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8NQ5TNCPk

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

I've never before heard a band where every single member was out of tune and out of time in a different way than the other members.

I for one am glad that huge sign above the stage was there, otherwise i wouldn’t have had the foggiest what these fellas were up to

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Zesty posted:

Please explain this joke to me.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Besesoth posted:

Please explain why this photograph of a flood in Uttarakhand, India that left people dead and homes destroyed is funny.

The same reason he thought a tweet about Palestinians getting shot was funny.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Basically tribute.avi

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

DandyLion posted:

Planet of the Apes reference + India's Rape problem.

India's rape problem? Every source I can find shows the United States has a bigger rape problem. 15 times greater per capita. I grant you that unreported cases could change things but we don't know to what level. Regardless, I'd hardly insinuate India is the great land of rape in the Funny Pictures thread. Holy poo poo, dude.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Zesty posted:

India's rape problem? Every source I can find shows the United States has a bigger rape problem. 15 times greater per capita. I grant you that unreported cases could change things but we don't know to what level. Regardless, I'd hardly insinuate India is the great land of rape in the Funny Pictures thread. Holy poo poo, dude.
source your incredibly awful quotes

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Zesty posted:

Holy poo poo.

What are floaters in the Ganges, Alex?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Yeah, that's much closer. Also this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJ2vSslOLc

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

DACK FAYDEN posted:

source your incredibly awful quotes

, he said, bravely in support of someone trying to make a joke predicated on racism.

Here's 2010 for you.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
nm

gey muckle mowser has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Aug 2, 2018

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Can we please move on from talking about rape in the funny pictures thread? Jesus Christ, you people...

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