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It's a double edged sword, where the handle is also a double edged sword.
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A massive sphere of improbable blades, cutting you constantly
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Aug 2, 2018 19:39
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Hihohe posted:Am I the only one who gets a weird sense of relief with that video. Like, its gross, but im imagining the release of pressure feeling really satisfying. Same Empathetical relief is a cool feeling for cool people
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Aug 2, 2018 19:52
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Fooge posted:Same You have no idea how good it feels to hear you say that.
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Fooge posted:Same 
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Aug 2, 2018 20:46
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For some reason a simple mouth abcess gets a bigger reaction out of me than that old gif of a man with a bisected penis cumming.
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Aug 2, 2018 22:54
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Question Mark Mound posted:For some reason a simple mouth abcess gets a bigger reaction out of me than that old gif of a man with a bisected penis cumming. 
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Aug 2, 2018 23:00
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Unrelated, I need a good img blocker for my iPad. Any suggestions?
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Aug 2, 2018 23:07
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my coworker told me how he got athletes foot in his ear a few years ago, Apparently its horrible in every way you can think and doesn't clear up easily at all with horrendous pain and you go deaf. He also said that you can feel it grow polyps as it shuts tight you're entire eardrum and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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UCS Hellmaker posted:my coworker told me how he got athletes foot in his ear a few years ago, Apparently its horrible in every way you can think and doesn't clear up easily at all with horrendous pain and you go deaf. He also said that you can feel it grow polyps as it shuts tight you're entire eardrum and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How?!
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Aug 2, 2018 23:42
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Rubbing his head on the change room floor, obviously (I do not know how you actually get athlete's foot but I believe walking on change room floors is involved)
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Bertrand Hustle posted:How?! Per Wikipedia, quote:Otomycosis is a fungal ear infection, a superficial mycotic infection of the outer ear canal. It is more common in the tropical countries. The infection may be either subacute or acute and is characterized by malodorous discharge, inflammation, pruritus, scaling, and severe discomfort. Suppuration can occur due to superimposed bacterial infection commonly due to pseudomonas species and proteus species. The mycosis results in inflammation, superficial epithelial exfoliation, masses of debris containing hyphae, suppuration, and pain. Fungal infections can spread through the air or direct contact, depending on the variety. So, if you touch a contaminated surface or scratch your infected foot and then stick that finger in your ear—BOOM—potential face fungus. Anyhoo, since this is the AUG thread, have a picture of some ear shrooms: 
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Aug 3, 2018 00:57
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Ugh, that looks so uncomfortable. I feel so bad for folks who aren’t able to get it cleaned out and resolved before it gets to that point 
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Aug 3, 2018 01:36
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I had a friend who got gonorrhea in his eye. Not clear on how that happened.
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Aug 3, 2018 03:23
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cash crab posted:I had a friend who got gonorrhea in his eye. Not clear on how that happened. Uh huh.
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No, seriously. He's got a long-term girlfriend. I hope to get to ask soon about what happened.
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Aug 3, 2018 03:31
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cash crab posted:I had a friend who got gonorrhea in his eye. Not clear on how that happened. well theres multiple ways 1, he has a secret boyfriend that got cum in his eye 2. girlfriend has it and sat on his face 3. he Role plays as a cum dumpster serious though how? and that has to suck to cure
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Aug 3, 2018 03:36
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Poz my neg eye indeed.
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Oh god, not that! I've met that! It bumped into me at Dragoncon one year. Polite, but equal parts mystifying and terrifying.
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Aug 3, 2018 04:27
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 This is a gif of a split penis cumming. You know exactly what you are going to see.
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Aug 3, 2018 08:08
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i aint gonna see poo poo
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Aug 3, 2018 08:55
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Question Mark Mound posted:
This video is older than God, but I still want to know: how? How did it cum?
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Aug 3, 2018 09:54
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Prostate stimulation
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clone on the phone posted:i aint gonna see poo poo Oh it's not that bad. Unless you are disgusted by a mutilated dick that look like slices of bacon tied together squirting jizz. Then it's kinda bad.
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Aug 3, 2018 11:44
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cash crab posted:I had a friend who got gonorrhea in his eye. Not clear on how that happened. Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Aug 3, 2018 12:08
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gleebster posted:Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Aug 3, 2018 12:23
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Example A for why not to fall in love with a band saw
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DandyLion posted:Example A for why not to fall in love with a band saw They never reciprocate 
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Aug 3, 2018 14:27
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new wife and i are one a hot date but we're keeping things open 
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Well at least he’s not a brony. What’s a gal got to lose?
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why did you make me read that with my own eyes
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Trabant posted:why did you make me read that with my own eyes I think reading that with someone else's eyes could get you sued
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Aug 3, 2018 14:57
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ARE YOU ABLE TO PROVIDE, VIA FLASH DRIVE, VARIOUS MEDIA (ABOVE BREASTS, BELOW NECK)
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I've got 6th period open.
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Aug 3, 2018 15:28
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Now see, this kid needs a giant pillow to cuddle while he learns that people aren’t things, then eventually build the confidence to do things like “hang out” and “build trust” which will lead to relationships where cuddling feels like a natural thing to do instead of a full-page unpaid after-school internship.
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Aug 3, 2018 15:35
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I love the girl in the background whose world is forever changed.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Now see, this kid needs a giant pillow to cuddle while he learns that people aren’t things, then eventually build the confidence to do things like “hang out” and “build trust” which will lead to relationships where cuddling feels like a natural thing to do instead of a full-page unpaid after-school internship.  pillows are deserve rights too 
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cash crab posted:No, seriously. He's got a long-term girlfriend. I hope to get to ask soon about what happened. My cousin is an ER doc in SF and he treated a patient with eye gonnorhea. They didn't know what was causing the green pus but the girlfriend piped up with, and I am quoting my cousin here, "I know what he got! He got the gongorrea in his eye because I got the gongorrea and I sat on his face!"
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As a philosophy degree holder I'm really curious what he means by "deep philosophy." It's probably babbys first ubermensch.
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