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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



yeah but thats gonna be every electric car for a while, 18650s are heavy when you have thousands of them

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/leedo25/status/1025151716956622848

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
what sort of mental illness would get you institutionalized to a tesla sales centre yikes.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

what sort of mental illness would get you institutionalized to a tesla sales centre yikes.

tbh, unless you actually read about elon, on the surface his endeavors seem noble. electric cars, space ships; it's better than plundering the earth for resources i guess. i thought he was ok for a while too until i learned he was just another shitlord billionaire.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
he's worse than your run of the mill shitlord billionaire though. zuck has 0 charisma and literally no friends on the planet. bezos is smart enought to kick some money to bros. wall street dudes have a hell of a community. but musk, musk has tapped the unceasingly pregnant tap of Nerds On The Internet, and they are his loving warriors, and they can and will die on these hills

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Sagebrush posted:

a single brief spurt of juice followed by extensive recuperation

just wait til you get old and see if you’re still laughing :mad:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

do Teslas get up to 185

lol

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Roosevelt posted:

tbh, unless you actually read about elon, on the surface his endeavors seem noble. electric cars, space ships; it's better than plundering the earth for resources i guess. i thought he was ok for a while too until i learned he was just another shitlord billionaire.

before i started really reading about his antics this is pretty much how i felt too. now the scales have fallen from my eyes.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
GOOD DAY, SIR

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

President Beep posted:

lol

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lol that tesla stock went up 16% yesterday

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

President Beep posted:

lol

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

lol

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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obstipator posted:

lol that tesla stock went up 16% yesterday

It's really crazy

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Roosevelt posted:

tbh, unless you actually read about elon, on the surface his endeavors seem noble. electric cars, space ships; it's better than plundering the earth for resources i guess. i thought he was ok for a while too until i learned he was just another shitlord billionaire.
what do you think is in the batteries

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


some sort of small nuclear reactor?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

rocks with holes inside

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i just started watching that Rich Rebuilds dude who's trying to rehab a flood damaged model S on youtube last night. it's really pretty interesting.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

President Beep posted:

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Endless Mike posted:

what do you think is in the batteries

a whole lot of hamster wheels

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Hamsters are a limited resource

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

Hamsters are a limited resource

hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



guys, the answer is "glue"

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cocoa Crispies posted:

hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress

They have the largest testicle to body mass ratio of any mammal. I'm very jealous

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Cocoa Crispies posted:

hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress

yeah but the 18,000 hamsters inside every tesla power pack are encapsulated and can't be used for breeding. we'll reach peak hamster any day now

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

elmer chud posted:

They have the largest testicle to body mass ratio of any mammal

it me

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

please stop calling danny devito "the hamster"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

elmer chud posted:

They have the largest testicle to body mass ratio of any mammal. I'm very jealous

fruit flies have the longest sperm to body length ratio of any animal (20:1)

like if human sperm was as long as a football field

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sagebrush posted:

fruit flies have the longest sperm to body length ratio of any animal (20:1)

like if human sperm was as long as a football field

have you shared this freely at your workplace

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sagebrush posted:

yeah but the 18,000 hamsters inside every tesla power pack are encapsulated and can't be used for breeding. we'll reach peak hamster any day now

when you plug the car into the charger it sucks out all the dead hamsters and replaces them with fresh ones

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

graph posted:

have you shared this freely at your workplace

the opportunity hasn't yet arisen

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

flakeloaf posted:

e.t. the 300,000 extra defective teslas

E.T. go home.
*airbag deploys, driving steering wheel into driver’s rib cage*
Elon’s Tesla: ~𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓘𝓼~

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Cocoa Crispies posted:

hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress

im sorry are we talking hamsters or southerners here

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Max Facetime posted:

E.T. go home.
*airbag deploys, driving steering wheel into driver’s rib cage*
Elon’s Tesla: ~𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓘𝓼~

Lol

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

im sorry are we talking hamsters or southerners here

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Jonny 290 posted:

im sorry are we talking hamsters or southerners here

ehehe

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Jonny 290 posted:

'knows nothing about cars, has a lot of money and wants to spend it all on a vehicle that's not remotely worth it' market

ford raptor owners are a big part of this market

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
i think you meant to say shelby svt cobra owners

or pretty much every svt output; if anything the raptor is the least awful one

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lancemantis posted:

i think you meant to say shelby svt cobra owners

or pretty much every svt output; if anything the raptor is the least awful one

i was gonna say the focus and fiesta st, but i guess they were developed by team rs in europe

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