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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
for the record it took Larson 100 races he qualified for to win his first race

then he fainted at Martinsville one year so he only started 99 of those races

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

exploded mummy posted:

Buescher, Jones, and Blaney

Dillon, Stenhouse, and Larson as well.

e- Read all of his tweets in the accent which uttered "Bug-Eyed Dummy":
https://twitter.com/SMR_114/status/1026203664455806981

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Aug 6, 2018

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

shame on an IGA posted:

Chase Elliott... is cool? :aaaaa:

:whatup:

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

shame on an IGA posted:

Chase Elliott... is cool? :aaaaa:
I met him once and told him my coworker who I was with wanted to jump his dad's bones. He seemed nonplussed.

That's my Chase Elliot story.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Chase Elliot can eat my whole rear end.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


iospace posted:

Chase Elliot can eat my whole rear end.

Make rear end Gobbled Again

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/06/brian-france-nascar-ceo-arrested-dui/

quote:

Brian France -- the CEO and Chairman of NASCAR -- was arrested for DUI on Sunday evening in The Hamptons and cops say he was also in possession of oxycodone .. TMZ Sports has learned.

The 56-year-old -- one of the most powerful people in professional sports -- was initially stopped in Sag Harbor, NY while driving a 2017 Lexus. Cops say he blew through a stop sign at 7:30 PM.

During the stop, we're told officers suspected France was intoxicated and conducted a field sobriety test ... which France bombed.

We're told France's blood alcohol level was more than TWICE the legal limit. Cops say during the stop, they found oxycodone pills during a search of his person.

France was arrested and hauled to a nearby station where he was book for DUI and criminal possession of a controlled substance in the 7th degree. France spent the night in jail and was released Monday morning after his arraignment.

And sources tell us ... during the process, France was name-dropping all of the powerful people he knew and even mentioned his relationship with President Donald Trump.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

:munch:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Awesome.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:laffo:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Hell yes

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Drunken Brian France was the real Brian France all along...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Normally, I hate TMZ, but I'm firmly in their corner here. :fap:

Police report:
https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/status/1026503114470420480

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Oh man, the schadenfreude is so delicious.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
Turns out Spencer just got called to the hauler because they wanted to know who his lawyer was...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Are NASCAR executives eligible for Road to Recovery? Asking for a friend...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

Dillon, Stenhouse, and Larson as well.

e- Read all of his tweets in the accent which uttered "Bug-Eyed Dummy":
https://twitter.com/SMR_114/status/1026203664455806981

Dillon and Stenhouse win a race sooner than Chase, but they also did it much later in their careers. Like Stemhouse did it 2 full seasons later

Larson arguably did the same as Chase, but only because he didnt start a race he qualified for.




:bisonyes:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I don't see how Brian France survives this. I'm looking forward to the creative way they weasel out of it

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1026519296753557504

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.
Only way this news could have been any more earth shattering was if he got picked up at Watkins Glen. Very France of him to be chilling in the Hamptons sauced off his rear end.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Busch, the official beer of NASCAR

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I love how any news of FIRST TIME WINNER CHASE ELLIOT is completely overshadowed by the top brass stepping on a massive rake.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



:rip: in piss France

Hit the road Jack to recovery

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

News outlets are finding some excellent photos of France to use for these articles.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
to be fair France was just trying to watch a race from the fans' perspective

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


NASCAR IS BACK BABY

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1026508360173072384

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Saw like 25 new posts and expected to see someone died or someone else trying to argue that the confederate flag is OK.

This is way funnier.

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.
Sorry Chase. You won't be forgotten.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Saw like 25 new posts and expected to see someone died or someone else trying to argue that the confederate flag is OK.

This is way funnier.

Same but assumed Chase failed inspection or some poo poo

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/RyanRuggiero/status/1026526931624312832

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


"Drunk :smug:"

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
early reports out of this are NASCAR is more popular than ever and it's great racing like the BIG 3 that have helped drive this resurgence

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Someone GIF Ryan Blaney from the Running Down a Dream promo pointing at Brian's mugshot.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Hahaha, you know you've hosed up when the Oregonian reports on it, and there's like zero Portland connection whatsoever.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
nascar.com is still stroking the Chase win

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

mischief posted:

nascar.com is still stroking the Chase win

Well you don't tar and feather your own CEO. Speaking of him, he's gone... for now.
https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1026573928590802945

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

BMB5150 posted:

Well you don't tar and feather your own CEO. Speaking of him, he's gone... for now.
https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1026573928590802945

:byewhore:

E- they're just going to paint it as a triumph when he comes back, though. :(

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Aug 6, 2018

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Overcome adversity: activate!

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