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Skippy McPants posted:Is there a dating site out there that has, like, a minimum competency test? Seems like there'd be a market for it. I mean, no, but the 1000000 questions on OKC were good enough to at least give you massive red flags on weirdos most of the time in my experience Mind you this was over a decade ago and things may have changed since I used it
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LingcodKilla posted:Seriously do any of these lines ever actually work? Or has one dude lied to another dude about it working and it’s just snowballed out of control? The good thing about those lines existing is that "you seem like a really interesting person, want to grab a drink sometime?" turns into the ultimate pick-up line by comparison because you're just a normal dude.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 15:40 |
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The Bloop posted:I mean, no, but the 1000000 questions on OKC were good enough to at least give you massive red flags on weirdos most of the time in my experience A friend who still uses it tells me it hasn't really changed. I had a few questions I always checked before reading anything else, stuff like "How often do you read books?" or "Is separation of church and state important?". Nowadays I'm sure that list would grow to include "Should vaccines be mandatory?" or "Who did you vote for in the 2016 election?".
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 15:43 |
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Dating apps are only as good as the people who use them. And people are garbage. Ergo: every dating app will always be garbage. Forever.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 16:16 |
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really excited to be newly single and still have no better option than OKCupid
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 16:21 |
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china bot posted:really excited to be newly single and still have no better option than OKCupid Go to stripclubs while wearing a GI cut and tee shirt that that says “ Yeah I have Tricare”.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 16:35 |
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I use ok cupid and I have a normal profile with fully clothed pictures of me or me and friends, and my messages are individually tailored to the recipient, always mentioning something from their profile, and never making comments about their looks or my attraction to them. And I get responses maybe 1 out of 100 times. The creeps might get better response rates than I do. Maybe there's something to it. Maybe I'm the AUG.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:30 |
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Maybe nobody is obligated to respond to you just because you weren't a creep.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:32 |
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Maybe your profile picture is bad.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:38 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Go to stripclubs while wearing a GI cut and tee shirt that that says “ Yeah I have Tricare”. I've learned that lasagna is pretty effective too
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:38 |
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I used to get drunk and send OkCupid people the Bagel Bites jingle
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:40 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Maybe nobody is obligated to respond to you just because you weren't a creep. Of course not. Never said they were. Just making a point that you can follow all the advice and do things right on online dating and it's still a horrible poo poo show.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:41 |
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fisting by many posted:Maybe your profile picture is of something bad.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 17:43 |
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If you want more of this, /r/niceguys is a perfect place to cringe. Heres the top post right now. Girlfriend goes to a festival while boyfriend is out of town. She meets a tourist, tourist asks her out, she says no i have a BF, guy won't leave her alone. Finally she relents and gives him her boyfriends number so they can hash it out.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:01 |
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Yeah that didn't happen Like under what circumstances would letting him talk to her boyfriend be a better solution than just blocking his number entirely
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:17 |
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Heath posted:Yeah that didn't happen Under the circumstance where she wants to gently caress him but wants to outsource the responsibility and negative feelings about that to someone else.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:24 |
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All these posts about the different nicknames for McDonald's and not one pointing out it's spelled brekkie (or brekky)? Unless you're Billy Ray Cyrus I suppose.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:29 |
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computer angel posted:Wow, two separate souls in two separate bodies. Beautifully poetic. Before the follow up, I sent that to a few friends for a laugh. ‘Two separate souls in two different bodies’ yeah, that’s just two different people.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:41 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Before the follow up, I sent that to a few friends for a laugh.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:42 |
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Lechtansi posted:If you want more of this, /r/niceguys is a perfect place to cringe. I never want to see my name in this thread again, eww.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 18:52 |
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Nice to meet you, Fuckboy Chad.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:17 |
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Tendai posted:Fuckboy Chad. Mods???
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:21 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Go to stripclubs while wearing a GI cut and tee shirt that that says “ Yeah I have Tricare”. ha haha HAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:23 |
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text me a vag pic posted:Mods??? Yeah?
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:34 |
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cash crab posted:Yeah? namechange to fuckboy chad, or text me a fuckboy chad or fuckboy chad a vag pic or
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:36 |
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text me a chad pic
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:49 |
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What's your number?
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:51 |
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LawfulWaffle posted:What's your number? You'll have to speak directly to my nice guy boyfriend.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:58 |
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beer me a Chad vag
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:03 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:text me a chad pic
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:18 |
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Poz my Chad Hole
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:22 |
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Chad texts, so what
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:24 |
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chad me daddy
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:beer me a Chad vag It's like Icing. You hide a Chad vag somewhere for a person to find.
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 20:38 |
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Chris-chad
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 21:22 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:and you could have it all This was the cover for the Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine. The look on the cashier's face when I bought was hilarious.
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We Know Catheters posted:This was the cover for the Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine. The look on the cashier's face when I bought was hilarious. Yeah, I'd be surprised if I saw someone willingly paying money for a Bloodhound Gang album, too...
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 21:51 |
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text chad a vag pic for all the fun reads I have read, I reward you all with hell KAWAA~BYIIIIIII
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# ? Aug 7, 2018 22:05 |
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Turbo describes the speed at which people run the gently caress away from him
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This was actually proven to be a fake using a woman's pictures without her permission.
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