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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
cats on glass tables

https://mobile.twitter.com/BichinhosFB/status/1025860174110707712

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/usakinako/status/1026463084540354561

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Thought this belonged in here not the fail thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMpV6r9JFNw

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I think you're overlooking the witchcraft at 1:39 though :stare:

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Archie you don't drive gimme the keys

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


Meowtosis.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Trabant posted:

I think you're overlooking the witchcraft at 1:39 though :stare:

Thats's a mirror under the bench.

Sorry for spoiling the trick, have some snuffly tigers
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmI9pvHHrm6

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1026782903039152128

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Catloaf

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
Those feet :3:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/8V04nDz.gifv

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/landpsychology/status/1026985873928343552

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I've never seen a dog with that combination of markings/colours.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Jippa posted:

I've never seen a dog with that combination of markings/colours.

It's a blue merle coat.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Did someone say Blue Merle!









lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

They have the best eyes.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/6R02VMI.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

lemonadesweetheart posted:

They have the best eyes.

Hey Mr. Plant, love your music!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Gynocentric Regime posted:

Did someone say Blue Merle!











Oh my poo poo I cannot stop laughing like an idiot at this dogge's FACE :kimchi:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/emrgencykittens/status/1027148954532802560?s=21

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://giant.gfycat.com/CavernousFeistyArachnid.webm

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Apparently Newfies do this purely on instinct - I remember a goon talking about his one who had to be locked up all summer to stop him breaking out and "rescuing" kids from neighbourhood pools.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Apparently Newfies do this purely on instinct - I remember a goon talking about his one who had to be locked up all summer to stop him breaking out and "rescuing" kids from neighbourhood pools.

My mother has a story about going canoeing when she was a kid and having the family Newfoundland swim out into the lake and all but overturn their boat trying to rescue her.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Newfies are the best dogs and, like all dogs, humans don't deserve them :(

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Are they mountain rescue dogs?

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Jippa posted:

Are they mountain rescue dogs?

They're water rescue dogs. Their instinct to save people from drowning is so strong that it's extremely common (see the gif above) for them to try to "save" their humans even if they're just going for a quick dip in the water. They're great swimmers and incredibly sweet, and have a habit of thinking that they're waaay smaller than they really are (they're a very large dog breed and often think they're lapdogs).

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Drone posted:

They're water rescue dogs. Their instinct to save people from drowning is so strong that it's extremely common (see the gif above) for them to try to "save" their humans even if they're just going for a quick dip in the water. They're great swimmers and incredibly sweet, and have a habit of thinking that they're waaay smaller than they really are (they're a very large dog breed and often think they're lapdogs).

Makes sense, they sort of remind me of a saint bernard.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/AmazonChique/status/1027240953516515328

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Apparently a Newfoundland saved Napoleon when he got knocked overboard during his escape from his exile to Elba.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jippa posted:

Makes sense, they sort of remind me of a saint bernard.

They're basically half-Labrador half-bear (they come from the same stock as Labs, which is really blatant once you know to look for it)

Stolen from the schadenfreude thread:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

My phone refuses to go anywhere on this site.

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Jippa posted:

Makes sense, they sort of remind me of a saint bernard.

I believe that the modern Saint Bernard line includes Newfie genes after an avalanche destroyed most of the old breeding stock, so they had to introduce new big doggos to keep the breed going :eng101:
Speaking of which;








Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The idea of 250 lbs dogs is legitimately scary and cute at the same time

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Mu Zeta posted:

The idea of 250 lbs dogs is legitimately scary and cute at the same time

When I was a kid my best mate had a huge golden retriever puppy who was really cute but so hard to handle as a 9 year old. He could knock us to the ground at will just through being a puppy and really excited to see us.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

DrSnakeLaser posted:

I believe that the modern Saint Bernard line includes Newfie genes after an avalanche destroyed most of the old breeding stock, so they had to introduce new big doggos to keep the breed going :eng101:
Speaking of which;










Yes. More big head cuddle bears! Bring them to me!




Pyrs and newfies know I'm idiot when it comes to them. They're always like,"I don't know you, but your lap is now a resting place for my giant head. Now let me gaze up at you adoringly."

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

Beerus is sad Pride month is over.





If you send me some measurements, I'll make Beerus a proper outfit. (Crossposting from cosplay thread.)

https://twitter.com/sun_ikuto/status/1026775689783988224/

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Hi, thread! I had a surgical procedure today in which I had a nerve block and a nasty reaction to propofol. At the moment I'm sitting here and I can't feel my left leg from the knee down (and it's REALLY loving unsettling), and I really, REALLY need black cats.

This is Puck keeping me company after the surgery 4 years ago that led to the procedure I had today. He stayed right by my side for the whole recovery (which was long and painful and not really the point). That surgery was August 2014; he died in January 2015. Broke my drat heart. He was the best loving cat ever and even though I have two cats now, I still miss his furry little rear end every loving day. There's just a big ol' Puck-shaped hole in my heart that's probably never gonna heal.

Black cats are awesome and I love them all. Share them with me please.

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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
Got my blurry boy, he's 9


And Sushi, the other one

https://imgur.com/jSw3cJ7

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