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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Does anyone remember the guy who was the same way about Brian Griffin?

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does anyone remember the guy who was the same way about Brian Griffin?

same guy I think. Tried to google but found some very nsfw/nms images and I need to take a break from the internet for a while.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Yeah, I'd be surprised if I saw someone willingly paying money for a Bloodhound Gang album, too...

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


text me a vag pic posted:

for all the fun reads I have read, I reward you all with hell





I see your homophobic classic and raise you a racist classic

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does anyone remember the guy who was the same way about Brian Griffin?

It's the same guy. His Internet handle is JohnOfE. Do not proceed further.

He also loves the dog from Footrot Flats.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's the same guy. His Internet handle is JohnOfE. Do not proceed further.

He also loves the dog from Footrot Flats.
Is he like assembling a harem of cartoon character boyfriends or does he at least break up with the last one before ordering a new giant plushie?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Prominent round noses and general disshevelment seem to be his kinks. Is it that hard to find a boyfriend with those qualities?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

look at how infected most of those plugs are ugh

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Dillbag posted:

look at how infected most of those plugs are ugh

He looks like he threw himself atop an IUD constructed at a particularly rough preschool.

EDIT: FUCKS SAKE I KEEP DOING THAT

Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 03:59 on Aug 9, 2018

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Did you mean IED, cause, uhh...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The last page was fantastic. Thank Chad for goons.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Screaming Idiot posted:

He looks like he threw himself atop an IUD constructed at a particularly rough preschool.


Skippy McPants posted:

Did you mean IED, cause, uhh...

This is a ROUGH preschool. They actually use kids in the Naughty Corner as convict labor, and the irony is part of the whole punishment. Makes the kids feel infinitely worse.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skippy McPants posted:

Did you mean IED, cause, uhh...
Although that might be what happens when your IUD is improperly inserted, made of substandard materials and/or cursed by a wizard you have offended.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Improvised Ugly Device

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ambitious Spider posted:

same guy I think. Tried to google but found some very nsfw/nms images and I need to take a break from the internet for a while.

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's the same guy. His Internet handle is JohnOfE. Do not proceed further.

He also loves the dog from Footrot Flats.

Can't believe he'd cheat on Norbert like that.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




chitoryu12 posted:

This was actually proven to be a fake using a woman's pictures without her permission.

I apologize for my bad sins



Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
AUG: Gay, incestuous, cartoon, animal porn. LARGE.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I feel very queasy now.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
It's upsetting how otherwise bland and harmless he looks

I'm going to have nightmares about the terrible kinks my office auditor is into after hours

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Panfilo posted:

Poz my Chad Hole

God drat I'm saving this one. Its like a sequel to Hemingway's shortest story.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Whatever the artist he commissioned was paid, it wasn't enough.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

....there’s more?

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


pretty sure that Angry Beavers guy was super into Brian Griffin from Family Guy and made some mad posts when they killed the character for a week.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mocking Bird posted:

It's upsetting how otherwise bland and harmless he looks

I'm going to have nightmares about the terrible kinks my office auditor is into after hours

There’s a lot of old dudes into really scary fetish stuff who look disturbingly like our customers.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Also lol if you look at that guy and see him as "harmless"

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

DandyLion posted:

God drat I'm saving this one. Its like a sequel to Hemingway's shortest story.

It's more of a prequel.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
AUG: I finally have it. My huge erotic painting.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


40-Degree Day posted:

pretty sure that Angry Beavers guy was super into Brian Griffin from Family Guy and made some mad posts when they killed the character for a week.

I remember this in the same vague, blocked out way that I remember traumatic childhood events.

Anyway, I'd like to give another round of applause to text me a vag pic for so consistently providing fresh and terrible content for this thread. I'm really proud of this iteration of the thread, kids.



Also, I recently learned a fun fact that I think you'll all enjoy: you know how you always hear about truly insane crime stories from Florida, like Florida man breaks into CVS and eats marshmallows and throws up on cashier? It's because Florida's crime records are open to the public. Imagine all the weird crimes we haven't heard of from other states!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
just imagine the filth that occurs in the desert southwest

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


china bot posted:

just imagine the filth that occurs in the desert southwest

Can confirm, spent almost three decades in the southwest. poo poo is weird there and I'm not even the only person I know that's found a body.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

text me a vag pic posted:

I apologize for my bad sins





He didn’t suck me into last week! He sucked me into the dawn of tiime!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:

Anyway, I'd like to give another round of applause to text me a vag pic

I read this three times before parsing it correctly

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


When I get saucy nudes I clap like an amused seal but provide no other input

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




40-Degree Day posted:

pretty sure that Angry Beavers guy was super into Brian Griffin from Family Guy and made some mad posts when they killed the character for a week.

Find the posts, coward

cash crab posted:

Anyway, I'd like to give another round of applause to text me a vag pic for so consistently providing fresh and terrible content for this thread. I'm really proud of this iteration of the thread, kids.

Aw thanks. my irl friends always get so mad at me for sending them this stuff, its gotta go somewhere

text me a vag pic has a new favorite as of 21:49 on Aug 8, 2018

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Scathach posted:

Can confirm, spent almost three decades in the southwest. poo poo is weird there and I'm not even the only person I know that's found a body.
Scathach Johnson is right!

Fontucky can probably match and exceed any comparably-sized Florida town.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


cash crab posted:

I remember this in the same vague, blocked out way that I remember traumatic childhood events.

Anyway, I'd like to give another round of applause to text me a vag pic for so consistently providing fresh and terrible content for this thread. I'm really proud of this iteration of the thread, kids.



Also, I recently learned a fun fact that I think you'll all enjoy: you know how you always hear about truly insane crime stories from Florida, like Florida man breaks into CVS and eats marshmallows and throws up on cashier? It's because Florida's crime records are open to the public. Imagine all the weird crimes we haven't heard of from other states!

Yeah, Florida has very strong sunshine laws, which means that an insane amount of government records are open to the public with ease. The downside is that, as a result, a cottage industry of essentially extortioners has set up that harvest police reports and mugshots each day, publish them on their website, and then require a removal fee in the range of ~$300 to take down the listing. Even if there's no conviction, even if the arrest was wrongful. This happens in several states, but Florida is particularly rife with it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
In Minnesota, it is illegal to have sex with a live fish.

This sounds strange.

HOWEVER

1. Lots of people fish in Minnesota
2. Minnesota is probably overall kind of boring.


Think about it.

Maybe we just don't want to know about the other states.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

In Minnesota, it is illegal to have sex with a live fish.

This sounds strange.

HOWEVER

1. Lots of people fish in Minnesota
2. Minnesota is probably overall kind of boring.


Think about it.

Maybe we just don't want to know about the other states.

Any strange law that's put in the books generally comes from either an unusual chronic problem or a legislator getting fed up by one really specific incident not technically being illegal and writing in a law to cover it. Which means it happened at least once to get written down.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Peeny Cheez posted:

Scathach Johnson is right!

I get that one.

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