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I hope Tesla goes private by the Saudis buying 69% of the stock at $420.
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selling to the country that did 9/11 to own the libs
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Aug 7, 2018 21:20
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Suspicious Dish posted:Yeah but the buyback would require 53bil and I don't think even the Saudis are that big of idiots well they just threatened to 9/11 canada
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Aug 7, 2018 21:20
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what the gently caress private investor is dumb enough to buy out tesla at this massively inflated price?
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Aug 7, 2018 21:23
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twitter was a mistake
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Rex-Goliath posted:what the gently caress private investor is dumb enough to buy out tesla at this massively inflated price? the one that thought this was a good idea 
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Aug 7, 2018 21:25
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hobbesmaster posted:the one that thought this was a good idea lmfao
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Aug 7, 2018 21:25
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whoa
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Aug 7, 2018 21:26
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that seems like an idea that came from THE ORB
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Rex-Goliath posted:what the gently caress private investor is dumb enough to buy out tesla at this massively inflated price? someone with fake money
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that was posted to a verified twitter account run by the Saudi government yesterday. the national press has covered it. they deleted the tweet and reposted it without the airplane aimed at downtown toronto.
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Aug 7, 2018 21:28
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canyoneer posted:that seems like an idea that came from THE ORB orb confirmed as AM
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Aug 7, 2018 21:33
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PleasureKevin posted:i’m noticing a pattern with musk. he makes a statement that ought to be illegal, but he puts a joke in it, therefore if and when he is arrested he’ll just roll his eyes and all his followers will think the SEC is a bunch of humourless idiots it’s called a trial balloon, trump does it too 
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Aug 7, 2018 21:33
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musk's 5000 cars/week has finally found its match; a nigerian prince's $53 billion
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elon "tesla is being smeared non-stop by the oil companies" musk is going to sell tesla to the oil country forever growing thinking emoji
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Aug 7, 2018 21:42
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anybody checked on the SoftBank guy recently? p sure he’d be pissed if he’s not involved
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I don't doubt the sincerity of their post-oil plans but I don't think they're likely to succeed, especially not if the plans (in part) consist of buying Tesla
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Aug 7, 2018 21:55
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420 blaze it muskerfuckers
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Aug 7, 2018 22:39
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so wait is he actually being bought out or is he committing securities fraud once again
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Rex-Goliath posted:so wait is he actually being bought out or is he committing securities fraud once again given no one at tesla knew until after he tweeted it i'm gonna go with 'the book is gonna be like bad blood but even crazier'
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elon (noted huge piece of poo poo) has gone full delorean and found a cocaine cartel to fund model 3 production
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the talent deficit posted:given no one at tesla knew until after he tweeted it i'm gonna go with 'the book is gonna be like bad blood but even crazier' 
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mrmcd posted:I hope Tesla goes private by the Saudis buying 69% of the stock at $420. I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't go for $420.69 I mean if you're going to go go all out
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Munkeymon posted:I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't go for $420.69 at $420/share the estimated valuation is $69 billion approximately
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Captain Foo posted:bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks
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Shaggar posted:just add struts until it works iirc the java license prohibits using it in rocketry though?
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infernal machines posted:at $420/share the estimated valuation is $69 billion oh I missed that but I don't think the ~$113M extra would keep people from noticing the valuation is still 'heh close to $69B nice'
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using saudi arabian blood money to take your company private is just the cost of doing business in america
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PleasureKevin posted:using saudi arabian blood ... is ... business in america
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bump
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Aug 9, 2018 17:16
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elin muks is a colossal moron and extremely sucks
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he sucks bigly
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Aug 9, 2018 17:31
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elon sucsk
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Aug 9, 2018 17:43
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posting itt for it is true that elon musk really sucks
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I would give a Kudos to Tesla for that one. Hope that you have a good delivery experience in the end.
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in the audiobook version of the Algebraist that I have, the narrator pronounces kudos like “QDOS”
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California85D | August 8, 2018 On the bright side, it's good they didn't try to deliver the car if they found problems. rajmw | August 8, 2018 Agreed, I would give a Kudos to Tesla for that one. Hope that you have a good delivery experience in the end.
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somewhere inside tesla: "uh, guys, we're up to a 15% reject rate on initial deliveries. we should really double-check that all of the seats are in the car before we give the customer the keys, ya know?" elon: "THAT'S IT!! NO CAR IS TO LEAVE THIS FACTORY WITHOUT BEING PERSONALLY INSPECTED BY ME!"
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