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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Captain Foo posted:

posting itt for it is true that elon musk really sucks

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


lol at thinking the law applies to rich people in america

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



https://twitter.com/grabthebutstick/status/1027264278636593152?s=19

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

my bitter bi rival posted:

lol at thinking the law applies to rich people in america

not following proper reporting procedures is a crime against rich people though

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
matt levine is very good

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i learned recently that these beards are literally painted on. sure there's some hair there but most of the density is just black hair dye



what a lie

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

my bitter bi rival posted:

lol at thinking the law applies to rich people in america

The SEC doesn't play around because it's dealing with the only thing more important than rich people (and their money) in America: banks (and their money).

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
putting the elon in felon

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

i learned recently that these beards are literally painted on. sure there's some hair there but most of the density is just black hair dye



what a lie

what beards are “these”

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

todays is even better

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-08-09/musk-s-money-mystery-intrigues-sec

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what beards are “these”

that extremely dense and closely lined up style like dj khaled has, or the one photoshopped onto elon's face

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

omg

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/1027662846346358784?s=21

he’s totally going to crash the meeting lol

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
"bazinga?!" elon elons in the door and just keeps eloning, sliding off around the board room, bouncing against walls. he elons against your speaker phone, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to tweet something to you but he's eloning at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm a science loving socialist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/1027662846346358784?s=21

he’s totally going to crash the meeting lol

lmao

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

classic wacky ellon

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

i learned recently that these beards are literally painted on. sure there's some hair there but most of the density is just black hair dye



what a lie

can’t wait to see your face when you discover mascara

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PleasureKevin posted:

can’t wait to see your face when you discover mascara

i bet he’ll look fabulous

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/1027662846346358784?s=21

he’s totally going to crash the meeting lol

shave that mossy poo poo off your neck you gross turd

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

my neck beard is so random loll #ama

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
no shave november!! :imunfunny:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

President Beep posted:

"bazinga?!" elon musks in the door and just keeps musking, sliding off around the board room, bouncing against walls. he musks against your speaker phone, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to tweet something to you but he's musking at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm a science loving socialist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

feel like this is better. what do u think

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
phew, yeah, the verb is kind of a tricky one here.

:thunk:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


President Beep posted:

"bazinga?!" elon elons in the door and just keeps eloning, sliding off around the board room, bouncing against walls. he elons against your speaker phone, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to tweet something to you but he's eloning at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm a science loving socialist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

wtf why isn't it 'musking' it rolls off the tongue so much more easily come the gently caress ON, dude

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
musking gently caress

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i dont know, okay!!!!!!!!!! im sorry!!!!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Roosevelt posted:

shave that mossy poo poo off your neck you gross turd

some mans are lasering off their neck hair

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Silver Alicorn posted:

some mans are lasering off their neck hair

>:-I

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
suk melon

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
sulk me on

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Roosevelt posted:

shave that mossy poo poo off your neck you gross turd

imagine that brushing up against grimes' salon-scaped twatterino IM SORRY IM SORRY IM TRYING TO DELETE IT

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
but really, lol, as if felon musk would eat pussy

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Jonny 290 posted:

but really, lol, as if felon musk would eat pussy

cannibalism joke

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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canyoneer posted:

cannibalism joke

p sure the cave children were boys

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

but really, lol, as if felon musk would eat pussy

quote:

As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship."

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