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A real e-fed promo I just found posted:The camera turns on and walks to a dim lit room. There is a long table and on that table is a peice of paper that reads in big letters
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how is hitting the links not called "being engolfed"
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Aug 9, 2018 20:28
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RIP Veronica Moon, you got murked by an unintelligible contortionist
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Aug 9, 2018 20:31
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If someone starts an efed thread here I'm 100% going to play a wrestler version of Dan Quinn. Just a bunch of promos about cold fission, calling everyone out for using steroids, and how he pinned 5 guys at Juanita's. Jobbers will get knocked out with a quickness from his blazing hand speed, oh no poo poo Brock Lesnar.
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Aug 9, 2018 20:32
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A comedy efed would be totally my poo poo.
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Aug 9, 2018 21:04
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Raeg posted:I'll start it but the only character options are Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who you could mistake for Stone Cold Steve Austin. What about Tahani's head on Stone Cold Steve Austin's body?
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Aug 9, 2018 22:07
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Vince MechMahon posted:A comedy efed would be totally my poo poo. where were you in 2008 when I got constantly derided by people in the lovely efed I made into a comedy one
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Aug 9, 2018 22:19
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if anyone wants to join an efed that is scooby doo meets ghost busters meets naked gun then pleas let me know ty
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Aug 9, 2018 22:21
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when i was 11 i got pushed out of an e-fed by older kids who were writing 3,500 word novellas for every 'rp' about once a day. i asked the guy who ran the efed if my character could become a commentator and he said yes and put my character in for one show and then stopped. i was very sad about that e-fed.
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Aug 9, 2018 22:23
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thinking back on it the efed thing used a browser game type thing(???) to sim matches and I think I may have joined it via SA so maybe I pissed off a bunch of goons being an idiot like a decade ago
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MotU posted:thinking back on it the efed thing used a browser game type thing(???) to sim matches and I think I may have joined it via SA so maybe I pissed off a bunch of goons being an idiot like a decade ago A friend and myself ran an efed for a good year or so circa 1999 that used one of those. Hosted on expages, hell yeah brother
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Aug 9, 2018 22:35
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SA efed where instead of typed RPs you have to dress up as your character and film them.
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Aug 9, 2018 23:00
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Vince MechMahon posted:SA efed where instead of typed RPs you have to dress up as your character and film them. also you have to put it through a filter to make it look like a Sega CD game
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Aug 9, 2018 23:12
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Just to be sure we've covered all our bases, the actual belts and trophies and whatnot will be clumsy sprite art haphazardly edited into the hands/on the waists/over the shoulders of champions, right?
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Aug 9, 2018 23:27
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i was in an efed in 1999. i was Al Snow. I would write scripts where Head would interview Al Snow about his upcoming match. A recurring side character in my promos was the old head of security that wore a leather flat cap. I was the undefeated hardcore champion.
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Aug 9, 2018 23:30
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http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/dmefed/ Somehow some way my old highschool/early college efed is still (partially) up. So much fun was had and so much wasted time. I still have a picture of my character made in Heromachine.  100% original do not steal.
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Aug 10, 2018 00:34
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JK! posted:http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/dmefed/ I'm the two separate faces halved into one face
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Aug 10, 2018 00:42
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i was in another efed in 1998-1999 where the guy who played hardcore holly made fun of me when i said as rey mysterio that i am the most "agilistic" wrestler in the world
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Aug 10, 2018 00:45
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oh jesus hero maker now that brings me back
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Aug 10, 2018 00:58
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https://twitter.com/Quinn34272585/status/1027656862811021312 well someone had to go for the "its actually good that Punk is making Cabana pay for his legal bills" take
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Aug 10, 2018 01:44
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RZApublican posted:If someone starts an efed thread here I'm 100% going to play a wrestler version of Dan Quinn. Just a bunch of promos about cold fission, calling everyone out for using steroids, and how he pinned 5 guys at Juanita's. Jobbers will get knocked out with a quickness from his blazing hand speed, oh no poo poo Brock Lesnar. I dont know what the gently caress an efed is but put it like this, homeboy A Dan Quinn promo isn't a Dan Quinn promo without randomly breaking down into tears, either at the raw incredible majesty of turning stevia and water into something that can save the planet starting with saving a cat from the BRINK of cancer, or the raw emotion of dealing with being a black athlete trapped in this body. It's not a Dan Quinn promo without Notre Dame and makin the play. It's not a Dan Quinn promo without the original bad boy (ask boogaloo!) putting these hands on five guys, you feel me If you can't kick him, if you can't take him down, get on stevia.
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Aug 10, 2018 02:30
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Ad by Khad posted:I dont know what the gently caress an efed is but put it like this, homeboy Also angrily demanding validation of the Violin aka the Apology to Women after threatening to make gay revenge videos
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Aug 10, 2018 09:12
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I've never actually played in an efed before but will gladly indulge all the stereotypes My character will be a tall, brooding man in a trench coat and fingerless gloves, cutting 4,000-word promos about his tortured soul and how he will bring the darkness. His entire moveset is nothing but flippy poo poo despite being 6'10 and 280 pounds. His entrance music is (insert popular screamo band this month).
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Aug 10, 2018 09:15
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If your efed character doesn't have several Olympic medals, a four year long ufc undefeated streak, and a 0-3+ record against Kemonito then you're doing it wrong imo
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Aug 10, 2018 09:36
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If SA made an E-Fed it would be the most ironic shitposting imaginable, but i've already decided to pencil in my character, the Snowboy, a direct parody of Sandman who comes to the ring drinking bottles of water, vaping, and attacking people with innertubes instead of canes.
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Aug 10, 2018 13:01
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I think we’re all forgetting that he named the major PPV the Tournament of Bruises
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Aug 10, 2018 13:20
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If it was WWE it woulda been the Contusion Cup
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Aug 10, 2018 13:21
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This all reminds me of a thread we had a few years ago where there were several federations all competing to book a better show. I wish I could find it but I'm at work. That was when I first joined WH2K (rip in peace)
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Ad by Khad posted:I dont know what the gently caress an efed is but put it like this, homeboy Stevia is mutagenic in insanely high Dan Quinn like doses so he's probably immune to radiation and has ball cancer by now.
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Aug 10, 2018 14:59
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Dan Quinn is his own nightlight. Don't forget to floss.
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Aug 10, 2018 15:08
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Your Parents posted:Stevia is mutagenic in insanely high Dan Quinn like doses so he's probably immune to radiation and has ball cancer by now. He would also film himself inside tanning booths
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Aug 10, 2018 15:13
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Cage Kicker posted:This all reminds me of a thread we had a few years ago where there were several federations all competing to book a better show. I wish I could find it but I'm at work. That was when I first joined WH2K (rip in peace) This was real fun and I wish it had lasted longer/I'd been able to be involved
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Rarity posted:This was real fun and I wish it had lasted longer/I'd been able to be involved I got to write some really awesome stuff, if it got spun up again I'd love to be involved. Sadly I have no idea of who ran it and how they did it. It was a decent format.
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Aug 10, 2018 16:24
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There was an Efed game where you played like a little flash game of wrestling and you could customize your character and their stats by training but that's about it for actually being able to do stuff in game...what was it anyone remember?
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AkumaHokoru posted:There was an Efed game where you played like a little flash game of wrestling and you could customize your character and their stats by training but that's about it for actually being able to do stuff in game...what was it anyone remember? I remember it too, cannot remember the title though It was also one of the first pay-to-play scams I can remember because you could buy a monthly subscription that would half your training time
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Aug 10, 2018 17:39
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I never did an efed but if I had it would be an accountant who thought he was signing a deal to run the books for the promotion but ended up signing a wrestling contract instead. He would be able to get out of it once he lost a match but he keeps accidentally winning in increasingly unlikely ways despite not wanting to.
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Cage Kicker posted:I got to write some really awesome stuff, if it got spun up again I'd love to be involved. Sadly I have no idea of who ran it and how they did it. It was a decent format. It was a good time and I'd love to do another one, if onl because my storyline of The Observer, "Big" Dave Batista never got to debut
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I remember it too, cannot remember the title though I refused to pay for that poo poo too...which means I barely won any matches.
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Aug 10, 2018 18:28
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https://twitter.com/srondina/status/1028233062117568512 Now that's a stupid wrestling fan opinion.
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Woof. Shut ‘er down J-Ru, we aren’t topping that one in this thread
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