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Holy loving poo poo, did you guys see the news last night? They cloned dinosaurs. DINO-loving-SAURS. They cloned them and some rear end in a top hat's putting them on an island that he's turning into a theme park. We have loving DINOSAURS but you have to visit Disneyland Costa Rica or something to see them. Do you think I need a passport for this? Is it Costa Rican property? The dude's American, or maybe British, I dunno. You just know some dumb kid is gonna die and ruin it for everybody, so hopefully I can get a ticket before that happens.
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*is never mentioned or even acknowledged as one of the millions of victims of urban environmental destruction left behind by superheroes, just like everyone else*
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A Fancy Hat posted:Holy loving poo poo, did you guys see the news last night? They cloned dinosaurs. DINO-loving-SAURS. They cloned them and some rear end in a top hat's putting them on an island that he's turning into a theme park.
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Aug 10, 2018 13:25
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I blew Harvey Weinstein for THIS????
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Aug 10, 2018 13:31
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*starts cheering wildly amidst the bodies and wreckage cause some random loving guy got on top of a pile of junk and yelled something, or maybe cause i heard some soundbite on the radio* i guess im really still an optimist, even though my family is dead and everything i know is gone and/or on fire 
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Aug 10, 2018 13:32
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Aug 10, 2018 13:35
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Mr. Mayor, we seriously need an answer here. A teenage boy hung himself in a jail cell. Another one, according to his own mother, EXPLODED in his bedroom. My kids are scared to go to sleep, they keep talking about Fred Krueger. We all know the story, no need to rehash that. The man was a monster and got what he deserved. But somebody is out here telling our kids that his ghost is angry. I think we have some kind of copycat killer bullshit and it's freaking kids out to the point they're killing themselves. Or blowing themselves up, apparently.
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Aug 10, 2018 13:37
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suffers through dinner where friend explains that the big monster that destroyed San Francisco was sent by God to punish them for being gay
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Aug 10, 2018 13:38
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bradzilla posted:*shits pants*
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Aug 10, 2018 13:41
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*someone nearby bursts into song* "gently caress not this again!!" *grudgingly joins the dance coreography and chorus*
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Aug 10, 2018 13:57
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No, we are not aware of how ground cayenne pepper wound up in Mr. Dunmeyer's shrimp entree after he alerted us of his allergy. We are deeply and profoundly sorry for the physical and psychological damage that he or his loved ones might have suffered as a result of our oversight. The chef involved in making the dish was fired. We are unable to comment further on this case due to an ongoing police investigation and a wrongful termination suit. We've seen business decline dramatically since this incident was picked up by the San Francisco Chronicle and, given the substantial settlement that we've made with Mr. Dunmeyer and his family, are no longer able to keep our doors open. We thank the San Francisco community for their support over the last 10 years. Our last day of operation will be August 10th. QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Aug 10, 2018 |
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Aug 10, 2018 14:01
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*sees handsome man in wicked cool leather jacket walking in slow motion while a kick-rear end song plays* "What an rear end in a top hat.."
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Aug 10, 2018 14:05
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*sidles up to the bar* one beer please Perry Mason Jar fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Aug 10, 2018 |
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Aug 10, 2018 14:15
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*gets blown into space and cut in half by a massive space propeller*
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Aug 10, 2018 14:29
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Mr. Smith, I really have to apologize, some idiot held our plane up on the tarmac for 90 minutes. He just ran out there, screaming, holding a bunch of roses. I think his ex-girlfriend was on the plane because this woman starting yelling when she saw him. It was a whole big thing, she got off the plane and they started kissing or something, but then we couldn't move. Security issues, you know? Oh, so you went with another candidate for the job? No... I uh... I understand. I mean it's a great job, lots of interest. But you couldn't just interview me at a later date? No I get it, I uh.... I guess I'll just fly home. You have a great day and maybe uh.... maybe one day we'll get to work together. Thanks....
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Aug 10, 2018 14:45
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Eeeeyyyyyy I'm walkin' heah!
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Aug 10, 2018 14:46
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*pulls out this dick at a high school basketball game where one player actually turns into a werewolf*
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Aug 10, 2018 14:48
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*sips coffee in back of coffee shop*
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Aug 10, 2018 14:48
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*voted against all the dystopian stuff and is royally pissed off*
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Aug 10, 2018 14:51
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Mozi posted:i'm hungry, i wonder what sort of sandwiches we'll get today You do not, your grocery bag has a four-foot stick of french bread sticking out of it.
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Aug 10, 2018 14:55
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*is a Hassidic Jew cheering wildly for the Ghostbusters *
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Aug 10, 2018 15:11
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*is Donald Sutherland or Mary Tyler Moore or something*
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Aug 10, 2018 15:16
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*died years before the movie took place*
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Aug 10, 2018 15:19
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Has my car stereo stolen from a gang that somehow has an AI driven nuclear armed drone.
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Aug 10, 2018 15:43
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"Hey everyone I'm in that movie "Ordinary People", anyone seen my brother!?"
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Aug 10, 2018 15:44
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Where's my drat tools
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Ghosts are real? Actually really real, and there's proof and everything?? That means the afterlife is real??? But you stay where you are when you die???? I'm going to travel to a beautiful tropical beach and kill myself! No wait, I'm going to sell people travel packages to beautiful tropical beaches where they can kill themselves. Death doesn't mean anything anymore!
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Aug 10, 2018 15:47
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*throws dog in a river as the Hulkster cruises by on his hog*
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Aug 10, 2018 15:49
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nextlevelstart posted:Where's my drat tools We're going to Aruba
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Aug 10, 2018 15:50
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That fucker keeps showing up late to work every single day. The first few times I let it slide, even covered for him a few times. I remember when I was young and partied but I got it out of my system before I was 30! gently caress now he's got some poo poo on him that the CIA or FBI is coming in and asking questions. I pointed out his desk but OF COURSE he's not here yet. Oh wait there he is, what the gently caress is he doing? Does he think people don't see him crouching under his desk? Does he think he's being sneaky like a loving ninja? Yeah idiot go into the room with no exit. Bet you'd know that if you got to work on time and tried to make an effort to get to know any of us. Brenda just had her retirement party in there yesterday. Looks like the FBI guys found him. Hope he gets fired for this. gently caress you Thomas Anderson
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I was just set to close my shawarma shop because of, you know, the loving alien invasion, when these goofy looking freaks show up and want in. Like, there are ambulances and poo poo buzzing by every second, but sure, come on in and have a bite. loving NYC.
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Aug 10, 2018 16:12
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There goes superman again. Better get in the basement.
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OH! Spider-Man just stole that dude's pizza!
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Rudabega. Rudabega. Rudabega. *Is killed when the [superhero crashes /bomb goes off/natural disaster hits] into my [office building/street corner/car/sex dungeon]*
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*permanently disfigured and unable to work as direct result of protagonist's hijinks*
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ElectricSheep posted:OH! Spider-Man just stole that dude's pizza!
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crimson carrots! my pug and my cat are gone, how will my farm function without them?? i hope they return after the winter with wives and children
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"I've got a lock! FOX TWO!" *gets shot to pieces by aliens*
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