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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

WatermelonGun posted:

What food comes with those three options

Shrimp

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Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CF3QER_h4

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a hole-y ghost posted:

The First Armenian James Bond
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
Cena is spanish for dinner, therefore bon appetit monsignor :science:

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a hole-y ghost posted:

Cena is spanish for dinner, therefore bon appetit monsignor :science:

Im going to put John Desayuno next time i need a fake name

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Im going to put John Desayuno next time i need a fake name
ah thats better than my idea of fohn fena

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
You could try Juan Cena

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I hope they send Bond to Brussels to thwart England's greatest enemy: the EU

Idris Elba as 007 in
THE HARDEST EXIT

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Icochet posted:

I hope they send Bond to Brussels to thwart England's greatest enemy: the EU

Idris Elba as 007 in
THE HARDEST EXIT

This unironically

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

"tiocfaidh ár lá"
—idris elba as seamus bond

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
anything that pisses off old white people is good

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

lizardman posted:

Making Bond a blondie was way more sacreligious than making him black IMO so now that that boundary is crossed have at it with the changes.

I don't know if it was ever mentioned in the books, but the first ever illustration of James Bond for the Casino Royale paperback showed him with blonde hair.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018


lmao

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Myc6HpJzgaU

naem
May 29, 2011

I like Daniel Craig as James Bond because I kind of look like him and I like to pretend I could punch a bad guy real hard (in the face), or have sex (with a lady), just like jams bonn

Idris elba is real big and tall and I bet he can punch someone real good too but it's harder for me to pretend I can have sex with a lady because I don't look like edris elbugh but he's probably still really good at it

I'm sure the shooting punch movies with the sex (ladies) will be good and fun

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
James Bond has had sex with one million women on the silver screen, yet the most erotic scene was when that guy hit him in the balls with rope.

I try to do that to myself but somehow can't get the angle right.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


I love tabloid bullshit.

Elba has said on multiple occasions that at some point he'd like to take on the role, but he doesn't want to be the first black person to do it, because all the talk of the movie would be about "the first black Bond" as opposed to his actual performance and take on the character.

He also said earlier this year that he feels he's now getting too old for it.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Chinatown posted:

anything that pisses off old white people is good
Jaeme Bond the mtf transgendered muslim

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Icochet posted:

James Bond has had sex with one million women on the silver screen, yet the most erotic scene was when that guy hit him in the balls with rope.

I try to do that to myself but somehow can't get the angle right.
sounds like u need a bond buddy

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the name's frond. james frond.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia

solution- remove all dialogue and add robots

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

WatermelonGun posted:

Moonraker good. Easily the best bond movie. A bird or a squirrel does a literal double take and jaws fucks a nerd girl in space

Lol. I like Moonraker too. It's also on all the purists short-list of worst ever Bond flix.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

curlys gold posted:

skyfall and casino are the only good craig bond movies so youre good

I share this opinion. Quantum is abborhent.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Christopher Walken's line delivery of "James.......BOND" and most of his other scenes is worth sitting through the not very good View To A Kill.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia

Black Panther actually did pretty good in China. Way better than Star Wars

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Navin Johnson posted:

I share this opinion. Quantum is abborhent.

Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace are one four-hour movie that is split apart 5/8 of the way through. Depending on how you take that, it either makes Casino worse or Quantum better. I'm of the latter opinion, but I can see it either way.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia

next james bond is andy lau.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
jackie chan james bond

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I think my fondness for Pierce Brosnan's Bond was 100% derived from N64: Goldeneye and had nothing to do with his acting skills as Bond.

Nah he was a great Bond, he just had loving terrible movies other than the excellent GoldenEye and the bad but full of potential The World is Not Enough.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Also a black Bond could b cool, I like Elba a lot and he'd play the character well.

Female Bond is stupid tho just make a female 00 agent and introduce her in a new Bond movie, if she's popular give her her own movie imo.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Unless the female Bond is literally just the same character and fucks a bunch of women w/ little regard for their feelings/to advance his chances of gettin the bad guy.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

esperterra posted:

Unless the female Bond is literally just the same character and fucks a bunch of women w/ little regard for their feelings/to advance his chances of gettin the bad guy.

she could sexually abuse men instead

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




WatermelonGun posted:

she could sexually abuse men instead

yeah but i'm gay so i don't want to see her sexually abusing men!!

what if we split the difference and she sexually abuses peoples of all genders?

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
bond and javier bardem should have sucked each others dicks

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I saw quantum in the theater and hated it for the longest time. I rewatched it recently and thought it was actually good. :shrug:

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Kuato posted:

I saw quantum in the theater and hated it for the longest time. I rewatched it recently and thought it was actually good. :shrug:

Quantum's not terrible, it suffers from following the excellent Casino Royale tho. It flows a lot better as a direct sequel tho if you go in with CR fresh in your mind. As a standalone tho it would be awful.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
The chick Jaws banged on the moon in moonraker didn't have metal teeth or braces. Thats the <<<<mandela effect>>>>

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ

Navin Johnson posted:

Lol. I like Moonraker too. It's also on all the purists short-list of worst ever Bond flix.

Moonraker is dumb fun. Die Another Day is the woat Bond.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

esperterra posted:

Nah he was a great Bond, he just had loving terrible movies other than the excellent GoldenEye and the bad but full of potential The World is Not Enough.

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