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WatermelonGun posted:What food comes with those three options Shrimp
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lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CF3QER_h4
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:00 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:The First Armenian James Bond
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:03 |
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numberoneposter posted:AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:08 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Cena is spanish for dinner, therefore bon appetit monsignor Im going to put John Desayuno next time i need a fake name
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:10 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Im going to put John Desayuno next time i need a fake name
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:15 |
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You could try Juan Cena
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:16 |
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I hope they send Bond to Brussels to thwart England's greatest enemy: the EU Idris Elba as 007 in THE HARDEST EXIT
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:17 |
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Icochet posted:I hope they send Bond to Brussels to thwart England's greatest enemy: the EU This unironically
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:18 |
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"tiocfaidh ár lá" —idris elba as seamus bond
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:21 |
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anything that pisses off old white people is good
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:24 |
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lizardman posted:Making Bond a blondie was way more sacreligious than making him black IMO so now that that boundary is crossed have at it with the changes. I don't know if it was ever mentioned in the books, but the first ever illustration of James Bond for the Casino Royale paperback showed him with blonde hair.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:26 |
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lmao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Myc6HpJzgaU
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:31 |
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I like Daniel Craig as James Bond because I kind of look like him and I like to pretend I could punch a bad guy real hard (in the face), or have sex (with a lady), just like jams bonn Idris elba is real big and tall and I bet he can punch someone real good too but it's harder for me to pretend I can have sex with a lady because I don't look like edris elbugh but he's probably still really good at it I'm sure the shooting punch movies with the sex (ladies) will be good and fun
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:32 |
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James Bond has had sex with one million women on the silver screen, yet the most erotic scene was when that guy hit him in the balls with rope. I try to do that to myself but somehow can't get the angle right.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:39 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Bingo: I love tabloid bullshit. Elba has said on multiple occasions that at some point he'd like to take on the role, but he doesn't want to be the first black person to do it, because all the talk of the movie would be about "the first black Bond" as opposed to his actual performance and take on the character. He also said earlier this year that he feels he's now getting too old for it.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:57 |
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Chinatown posted:anything that pisses off old white people is good
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:58 |
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Icochet posted:James Bond has had sex with one million women on the silver screen, yet the most erotic scene was when that guy hit him in the balls with rope.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:58 |
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A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:58 |
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the name's frond. james frond.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:59 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia
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SciFiDownBeat posted:A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia solution- remove all dialogue and add robots
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:16 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Moonraker good. Easily the best bond movie. A bird or a squirrel does a literal double take and jaws fucks a nerd girl in space Lol. I like Moonraker too. It's also on all the purists short-list of worst ever Bond flix.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:19 |
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curlys gold posted:skyfall and casino are the only good craig bond movies so youre good I share this opinion. Quantum is abborhent.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:22 |
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Christopher Walken's line delivery of "James.......BOND" and most of his other scenes is worth sitting through the not very good View To A Kill.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:24 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia Black Panther actually did pretty good in China. Way better than Star Wars
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:24 |
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Navin Johnson posted:I share this opinion. Quantum is abborhent. Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace are one four-hour movie that is split apart 5/8 of the way through. Depending on how you take that, it either makes Casino worse or Quantum better. I'm of the latter opinion, but I can see it either way.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:34 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:A James Bond movie with Idris Elba would be cool but it would make zero money in Asia next james bond is andy lau.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:36 |
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jackie chan james bond
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:37 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I think my fondness for Pierce Brosnan's Bond was 100% derived from N64: Goldeneye and had nothing to do with his acting skills as Bond. Nah he was a great Bond, he just had loving terrible movies other than the excellent GoldenEye and the bad but full of potential The World is Not Enough.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:43 |
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Also a black Bond could b cool, I like Elba a lot and he'd play the character well. Female Bond is stupid tho just make a female 00 agent and introduce her in a new Bond movie, if she's popular give her her own movie imo.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:45 |
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Unless the female Bond is literally just the same character and fucks a bunch of women w/ little regard for their feelings/to advance his chances of gettin the bad guy.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:46 |
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esperterra posted:Unless the female Bond is literally just the same character and fucks a bunch of women w/ little regard for their feelings/to advance his chances of gettin the bad guy. she could sexually abuse men instead
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:48 |
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WatermelonGun posted:she could sexually abuse men instead yeah but i'm gay so i don't want to see her sexually abusing men!! what if we split the difference and she sexually abuses peoples of all genders?
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:49 |
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bond and javier bardem should have sucked each others dicks
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:52 |
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I saw quantum in the theater and hated it for the longest time. I rewatched it recently and thought it was actually good.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:54 |
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Kuato posted:I saw quantum in the theater and hated it for the longest time. I rewatched it recently and thought it was actually good. Quantum's not terrible, it suffers from following the excellent Casino Royale tho. It flows a lot better as a direct sequel tho if you go in with CR fresh in your mind. As a standalone tho it would be awful.
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 20:58 |
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The chick Jaws banged on the moon in moonraker didn't have metal teeth or braces. Thats the <<<<mandela effect>>>>
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# ? Aug 10, 2018 21:32 |
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Navin Johnson posted:Lol. I like Moonraker too. It's also on all the purists short-list of worst ever Bond flix. Moonraker is dumb fun. Die Another Day is the woat Bond.
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esperterra posted:Nah he was a great Bond, he just had loving terrible movies other than the excellent GoldenEye and the bad but full of potential The World is Not Enough.
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