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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:such an INTJ thing to say this is some libra rear end bullshit
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ol qwerty bastard posted:lmbo pretty bold to try to manipulate the stock price then tell people to short tesla
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never go full fyad wtf
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Aug 11, 2018 07:53
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weird twitter is so passé, if elon wants to impress he needs to start making posts earnestly aimed at improving his community. constructive sincerity is the biggest troll of all these days
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Aug 11, 2018 13:32
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elon’s in more of the “stupid twitter” milieu tho.
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so it seems there is no “funding secured” Elon wants current investors to simply give him immunity from the laws and regulators that protect them. and his case for this seems to boil down to his personal annoyance with running a public company. there’s at least one lawsuit in the works https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45155268
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Aug 11, 2018 16:37
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geez maybe he should have not taken billions of dollars in other people’s money in investment and used his own wealth to fund his stupid vanity projects
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Aug 11, 2018 18:01
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“get rich off other people’s money, not your own” is basically the first commandment of business
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PleasureKevin posted:“get rich off other people’s money, not your own” is basically the first commandment of business I know it’s just hilarious to see a literal billionaire complain about it since when you use other people’s money they tend to want a say about what you’re doing with it
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man it’s always the cardinal sin of loving with rich peoples’ money. he was getting away with everything else but this will absolutely sink him.
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willing to bet Musk’s “plan” is to ask hardcore Musk cultists to give him money to buy out the investors who want to sell at $420 doing some rough math, if $30B worth of investors want to sell, Musk would need $100,000 from everyone subscribed to /r/teslamotors i have no idea how many sane investors would go “hmm i can sell all my shares for $100k and make a profit, or i can invest another $100k so Musk doesn’t have to report quarterly earnings to me anymore. hmm yes i’ll do the latter.”
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but whether it fails or not doesn’t really matter since the whole point is to boost the stock before his loans are due. he’ll just have to make a pretty dramatic effort to avoid jail
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Aug 11, 2018 21:04
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PleasureKevin posted:willing to bet Musk’s “plan” is to ask hardcore Musk cultists to give him money to buy out the investors who want to sell at $420 saying ‘funding secured’ means he’s already done this- full stop. he committed fraud and is gonna go to jail
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Aug 11, 2018 21:27
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by ‘funding secured’ i actually meant i was seeking funding god you lame short-sellers are so pedantic 
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Rex-Goliath posted:saying ‘funding secured’ means he’s already done this- full stop. he committed fraud and is gonna go to jail i’m sure he did his due diligence and ran the numbers in Calculator.app ahead of time
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Rex-Goliath posted:saying ‘funding secured’ means he’s already done this- full stop. he committed fraud yes Rex-Goliath posted:and is gonna go to jail hah
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Aug 11, 2018 21:39
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i stand by this. there was literally one rule he wasn’t allowed to break and he broke it.
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if i were the judge, id sentence him to 69 years in prison
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yeah he doesn't have poo poo https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1027994229904162816
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i’m waiting for someone over in sec enforcement to be really whiny about this whole thing you know it’s coming
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Rex-Goliath posted:i stand by this. there was literally one rule he wasn’t allowed to break and he broke it. it's true, what he has done is tantamount to the most heinous of all crimes, theft of money but he is whitey mcrich, so it's not happening.
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it's cool that in the past this kind of financial fraud required internal whistle blowers and intense, long-term investigations and so on to bring down company execs but now you can just go on twitter dot com forward slash mycrimes and it's all there
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Aug 11, 2018 22:11
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Rex-Goliath posted:saying ‘funding secured’ means he’s already done this- full stop. he committed fraud and is gonna go to jail lol. there’s no way he’ll go to jail.
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Rex-Goliath posted:i stand by this. there was literally one rule he wasn’t allowed to break and he broke it. I genuinely hope you’re right, and I’d be happy to be wrong, but I really don’t think anything material is going to happen to that fucker.
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creationist believer posted:if i were the judge, id sentence him to 69 years in prison id sentence him to be hanged, drawn, and 420thrd
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President Beep posted:id sentence him to be hanged, drawn, and 420thrd was literally writing a post saying him being imprisoned would just make it harder to guillotine him and for some reason i checked for a reply and here is the confirmation and my post ruined
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u’r welcome?????
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President Beep posted:u’r welcome????? no apology necessary comrade
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hey
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oh wow another hater!!!
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rithesh is obviously trying to short tesla
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holy lol 
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elmer chud posted:holy lol I'm dying
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ah, yes, I’m sure “rough road” has been defined via case law, if not statute. 
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Things you can't do in a Tesla Model 3: 1) Long road trips 2) Driving through rain puddles
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