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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

So was I. Who cares?

I don’t care at all if you were in BloodRayne.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

cash crab posted:

http://whereforartromeo.blogspot.com/

Apparently our pal Romeo is "toothless and pretending to work at Tiffany's" because naturally.

you drat kids with your autist stalking sites are gonna be the dang ol end of us i swear

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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oldpainless posted:

I don’t care at all if you were in BloodRayne.

Nah I’m just playing. Congratulations on your film experience

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

still could be, don't kinkshame saad

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Who puts a watch on a dog?

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Measly Twerp posted:

Who puts a watch on a dog?

Rich kids who want to show off their dog's apple watches.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Former DILF posted:

you drat kids with your autist stalking sites are gonna be the dang ol end of us i swear

Chill, man. I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll take your pictures down.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

So was I. Who cares?

Were you one of the ladies in bed with Meat Loaf? Uwe said they were all Romanian prostitutes because it was cheaper than hiring actresses for the day and they had no problem with nudity.

Not that there's anything wrong with being a Romanian prostitute. I mean everybody's gotta make a living.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

oldpainless posted:

I don’t care at all if you were in BloodRayne.

More like oldcareless.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Meatloaf had a few good songs but he's a conservative chud who deserves plenty of mockery.

gently caress anyone who disses his role in Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny though, that movie was funny and good and I will have a sissy slapfight with anyone who disagrees.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
You guys don't even know it, but Meat Loaf is actually the loving master of rear end GARBAGE VIDEOS and we should all respect him.

Watch this magnificent crap: Dead Ringer for Love. Thank god Cher is there to keep our souls alive, although the attractiveness disparity does really ruin the underlying romantic tension of the video.

And if you haven't seen the video for I Would Do Anything for Love, then you haven't lived.


These are my go-to "I am very drunk and random things are hilarious" videos.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
Meat Loaf
Meat Loaf
Double Beat Loaf
I hate Meat Loaf

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

More like oldcareless.

Dropped the ball on this one, ahem...

MORE LIKE OLDRAYNELESS!

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Once upon a time Meat had a helluva set of pipes, Bat out of Hell is an amazing and amazingly sung hit. But that was like in the 70s, too many drugs and too many pies have ruined him

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And if you haven't seen the video for I Would Do Anything for Love, then you haven't lived.

Did Michael Bay direct this one? I know he directed the video for "Objects In the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are" (the only thing longer than the title is the song, which is about 10 minutes long and is mostly just him singing the title).

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dillbag posted:

Were you one of the ladies in bed with Meat Loaf? Uwe said they were all Romanian prostitutes because it was cheaper than hiring actresses for the day and they had no problem with nudity.

Not that there's anything wrong with being a Romanian prostitute. I mean everybody's gotta make a living.

I actually wasn't, I just felt like responding with that.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Meat Loaf
Meat Loaf
Double Beat Loaf
I hate Meat Loaf

Just lay there like a slug. It's your only defense.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Screaming Idiot posted:

Meatloaf had a few good songs but he's a conservative chud who deserves plenty of mockery.

gently caress anyone who disses his role in Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny though, that movie was funny and good and I will have a sissy slapfight with anyone who disagrees.

Not as good as Dio's role in it.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
:nms: for abscess

https://m.imgur.com/r/WTF/OI8y19M

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



That must of been so relieving.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Sloth Life posted:

Once upon a time Meat had a helluva set of pipes, Bat out of Hell is an amazing and amazingly sung hit. But that was like in the 70s, too many drugs and too many pies have ruined him

PIPES VS. PIES
The Meat Loaf Story

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



So many questions. At least with the bad trigger discipline I’m fairly sure it isn’t military.

Fairly.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

So many questions. At least with the bad trigger discipline I’m fairly sure it isn’t military.

Fairly.

Indeed, people in the military are never stupid or careless

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

The gently caress is that big mass he pulls out of the abscess? Is that packing gauze?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Bloop posted:

Indeed, people in the military are never stupid or careless

Certain things get beat out of you.


Literally.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

So many questions. At least with the bad trigger discipline I’m fairly sure it isn’t military.

Fairly.

Their finger is pretty clearly straight and against the side of the trigger guard, but obscured by the strap.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
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Picnic Princess posted:

I actually wasn't, I just felt like responding with that.

I know I was just joshin' ya

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Meat Loaf was good in Fight Club. :colbert:

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Not bad in Ghost Wars either. His autobiog says he always considered himself an actor rather than a singer and got real frustrated that no-one would bite.
I am the AUG I have his autobiog

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Is it a good one?

Also, holy poo poo that abscess video was much more extreme than I thought

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Oh my god that was... something...

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
What the hell did he pull out?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

T-man posted:

still could be, don't kinkshame saad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


this makes me want to run a D&D game where the party's most valuable possession is a cow

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

vampire and werewolf on a date. all i can see.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

StrangersInTheNight posted:

vampire and werewolf on a date. all i can see.

Twilight prequel looking good.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

StrangersInTheNight posted:

vampire and werewolf on a date. all i can see.

A very heartfelt and spooky username/post combo.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
An oldie, but(t) worth revisiting:



HOW DARE YOU ASK A RELEVANT QUESTION! YOU WOULD NEVER ASK ME SUCH A QUESTION IF IT WEREN'T PERTINENT TO THE SITUATION! Har-loving-rumph.

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