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mischief
Jun 3, 2003
It's a Cup race at Michigan. It's going to suck all the nuts.

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Lost in all the poo poo this year is the season that Brett Moffitt is putting together. Friggin impressive stuff

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/status/1028402558950404102
https://twitter.com/r_harper/status/1028397495192363009

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



If fans were on pit road then the FIA should be banning this little poo poo from ever driving a race car ever again

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
BIG 3, CHASE ELLIOT MOST POPULAR, KIDS DRIVE NASCAR. DON'T LOOK AT THE GRANDSTANDS PLEASE

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Man, the concession stands must be packed today

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
AJ, Watkins glen was last week

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/MrFantasyNASCAR/status/1028754444647841793?s=19

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Oh cool Kevin Harvick Big 3 NASCAR more popular than ever

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
11th isn't a bad finish for Suarez starting in 40th, but yo turbo gently caress Harvick

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


LIL HARVICK IS MY HERO

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
A race so boring yahoo front page has the first search result from this year 5 results down.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


maffew buildings posted:

11th isn't a bad finish for Suarez starting in 40th, but yo turbo gently caress Harvick

They did 57 laps in the second segment and took the green in the last segment with 57 to go, they should have shown some balls and went for it.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Keelan Harvick best Harvick

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

N: Jimmie Johnson is on a 46 race winless streak and finished 28th today.

V: :getin:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

CBJSprague24 posted:

N: Jimmie Johnson is on a 46 race winless streak and finished 28th today.

V: :getin:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
He's getting number 8 this season

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

maffew buildings posted:

He's getting number 8 this season

:frogout:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
search your heart's brain, this is the only way

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



jimmie gonna do that thing he does where he runs like poo poo and then wins the race except he's gonna do it with the championship instead

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
Jimmie makes Homestead, the Big 3 wreck out racing for the win, Jimmie wins the championship with a 19th place finish, NASCAR blows their system up again and causes more chaos.


Did we ever figure out what Dillon hit? It exploded like it was a brake rotor or caliper.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SpitztheGreat posted:

Jimmie makes Homestead, the Big 3 wreck out racing for the win, Jimmie wins the championship with a 19th place finish, NASCAR blows their system up again and causes more chaos.


Did we ever figure out what Dillon hit? It exploded like it was a brake rotor or caliper.

Likewise Timothy Hill's 66 turned off during the race because it was missing a battery

Where did it go

:iiam:

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
I thought it looked awfully dense, squarish, and a bit like a battery myself.

Too spoopy.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
NASCAR still saying where the battery came from is a mystery. Hmm so confusing, did a fans battery end up on the track?

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
I turned the race off before the victory lane poo poo and as such just saw Harvick taking his kid out there and actually getting him on track. That's pretty awesome.

I poo poo on the guys carrying babies around victory lane earlier this season and stand by that opinion. Sticking your kid in the passenger window of a Cup car to hold the flag to victory lane? Bad rear end.
Get him in some go karts.



(I still named a kid Keelin first. rear end in a top hat.)

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


That was probably the worst race of the season

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



maffew buildings posted:

NASCAR still saying where the battery came from is a mystery. Hmm so confusing, did a fans battery end up on the track?

Presumably some Eagles fans got lost.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Ungratek posted:

That was probably the worst race of the season

It was thoroughly middle of the road, decent enough for a curbstomping. There have definitely been worse races this year.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


While stages have reduced phantom debris cautions, it does bunch up the racers.

What I'm saying is that if it wasn't for stages, we'd probably see the entire field lapped.

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


kidcoelacanth posted:

It was thoroughly middle of the road, decent enough for a curbstomping. There have definitely been worse races this year.

I don’t mind the curb stompings, but nobody could pass at all.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

iospace posted:

While stages have reduced phantom debris cautions, it does bunch up the racers.

What I'm saying is that if it wasn't for stages, we'd probably see the entire field lapped.

That'd own

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



It would, if only for the salt.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Ungratek posted:

I don’t mind the curb stompings, but nobody could pass at all.

one problem with michigan is that it's too easy to pass so the fast cars just end up out front

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


That may have been the case a while back, but since the repave there is only really one groove, and you can't get closer than 2-3 car lengths without stalling out.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I know it has to be done occasionally but there is nothing like a repave to completely poo poo up a track for years.


Imagine how bad Atlanta is going to suck when they finally can't put the repave off any longer.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



maybe if brian france fucks off or is forced out they'll finally take a ton of downforce off the cars and give them more mechanical grip so that they finally fix the issue of immediately slowing way the gently caress down as soon as you so much as sniff the dirty air from the car in front that has plagued the series since the car of tomorrow first came into being

also maybe i can snap my fingers and make unicorns fly out of my urethra

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
it should be hard to pass (so slow cars can defend from fast cars which is exciting) but the cars should be able to get close to each other, so the defense comes from driving skill and not just bad aero. i figure this is pretty obvious but nobody at NASCAR seems to care that much

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
I guess it was worth a try :shrug:

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/1029416372856672258

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Your 2019 Powershare QQQ 300 at Daytona champion,

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