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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

The Joe Maddon special

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
"Hey isn't this the part of the lineup that Kintzler failed to get out the other day?"
"It was, why Joe?"
*frantically dials the bullpen*
"Get Brandon up!"

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Glad he decided to go "eh gently caress it" and bring in Wilson.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Justin Wilson almost just did something cool

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Kintzler is terrible

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Time for the Cubs to put 1-2 runs

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Time for the Cubs to put 1-2 runs

Leafy lad's time is now.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Holy poo poo are they gonna walk off on the nats after all this ?

I AM A SEER

DR FRASIER KRANG fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Aug 13, 2018

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Holy poo poo are they gonna walk off on the nats after all this ?

No

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Holy poo poo are they gonna walk off on the nats after all this ?

lol

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
We'll get 2.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
BRING ME BOTE

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Holy poo poo!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Holy poo poo, just turned this game on, god drat.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


THE LEGEND OF DAVID BOTE

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy loving poo poo.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

OH MY GOD

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAVID BOTE!!!!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
WHAT

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Popete posted:

Cubs will never gain any cushion against Milwaukee.

Nice reverse jinx.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
THE LEGEND OF THE BOTE

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Holy loving poo poo

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Cubs!

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

holy mackeral that was a thing

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I need a gif of that stat

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
David Bote is actually unstoppable

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Kris Bryant who?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lmao the catcher's reaction

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I need a gif of that STAT as i only had the radio call.

David Bote is now my new favorite Cub.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

BOTE MCFUCKINGBOTEFACE

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
WHAT????

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
BOTE

MC

BOTEFACE

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
holy gently caress

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I was just thinking during his AB.

"Man wouldn't that be nuts if David Bote hit a grand slam. That would be too much though even for how great his season and been"

*Crack*

"Holy poo poo..."

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The book on Bote has already been established that he crushes low pitches and has trouble with high ones. loving :lol: at trying to strike him out with a sinker at the bottom of the zone.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i was sort of half-watching then i looked up and saw him flip the bat and i thought no fuckin' way

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
qq stopped watching in the top of the 9th.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

I was just thinking during his AB.

"Man wouldn't that be nuts if David Bote hit a grand slam. That would be too much though even for how great his season and been"

*Crack*

"Holy poo poo..."

Today was the capper on an awesome day for me. Today was loving awesome and now I get to go to bed grinning like an idiot.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

So that proves that 90.1% is the biggest possible win% swing on one plate appearance, right

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