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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
who buys games before they're at least half off on steam

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
who even buys games

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


eonwe posted:

its bad

Eonwe, what happened to you? You look... more powerful than before.

What have you done?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hi message me on steam sometime

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

poo poo, I even find people stupid who preorder games. Like, any game. Wait until that poo poo comes out and wait for reviews so you know your not getting a lovely game.

Waiting until release is not always the best though. Over in MMO forum we specifically pre-order lovely games to get into the alpha/beta that we know is lovely in order to grief people. It's the most fun period with a lot of exploits and usually few ways to control mass organized PvP. After a new MMO game actually releases, it's always poo poo, and all the exploits are fixed and carebear controls are in. So everyone quits. But we're talking about a $30 investment here to have a lot of fun for a month. And it's $30 and you jump in right away to an almost finished game a month from release to grief people who take it too seriously. Shitizen morons spend thousands each year for 6 years straight to fly no clip in an empty CryEngine map running at 15fps.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Aug 11, 2018

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
they sell wearable compact gaming computers now so you can put it in a VR vest / backpack and walk around bumping into things which will probably break the mini computer as you pretend to be fighting a sand worm or whatever stupid poo poo you do with it

da comp
https://www.amazon.com/HP-Compact-Business-overclock-Thunderbolt/dp/B078MQN56M/

da vr vest
https://www.amazon.com/HP-PA1000-010-Compact-Desktop-Backpack/dp/B075THVV52/

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



If you spent more than twenty dollars on a videogame, you made a bad choice.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Maldoror posted:

they sell wearable compact gaming computers now so you can put it in a VR vest / backpack and walk around bumping into things which will probably break the mini computer as you pretend to be fighting a sand worm or whatever stupid poo poo you do with it

da comp
https://www.amazon.com/HP-Compact-Business-overclock-Thunderbolt/dp/B078MQN56M/

da vr vest
https://www.amazon.com/HP-PA1000-010-Compact-Desktop-Backpack/dp/B075THVV52/

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.



gargoyle

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.



it's only $3000 if you get it with 16 gigs of ram instead of 32 and 1 tb drive instead of 2 tb, but then it probably won't be able to best run the star citizen pre alpha experience

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.



gently caress this piece of poo poo. Where do I mount my fleshlight? Sad!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Hope you're playing Madden because i'm gonna loving tackle you on sight.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.



The Western response to suicide vests is lame af

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

steinrokkan posted:

The Western response to suicide vests is lame af

These just kill your gene pool.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Raku posted:

who buys games before they're at least half off on steam

It's me I'm the one who sometimes buys a game at full price sorry guys

Verranicus
Aug 18, 2009

by VideoGames

Somfin posted:

It's me I'm the one who sometimes buys a game at full price sorry guys

Mods??

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I buy all my games at full price because I like supporting the video game industry. It’s just disposable income after all.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

steinrokkan posted:

The Western response to suicide vests is lame af

This is a vest that protects your virginity.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



veiled boner fuel posted:

I buy all my games at full price because I like supporting the video game industry. It’s just disposable income after all.

Unless you donate $10,000+ to the studio hoping they'll use it to make a better game, you've contributed nothing.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Unless you donate $10,000+ to the studio hoping they'll use it to make a better game, you've contributed nothing.

Heaping helping of Poe slaw on this one

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I donate millions to hitler

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Rad-daddio posted:

This is a vest that protects your virginity.

-69 to sexterity

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you





Look at these cowards. They just need to sell $2000 ant jpgs on their website to pay for more strippers and alcoholcontinue game development and expand the scope.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.



Are you a bad enough dude to jerk it to vr hentai in public?

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
This is the future.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Lol for just the low low price of $5000 plus shipping, you too can look like a total doofus while you play bad VR games.



How much for the spinal dataport installation?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Fashionable Jorts posted:



Look at these cowards. They just need to sell $2000 ant jpgs on their website to pay for more strippers and alcoholcontinue game development and expand the scope.

More like grasshopper simulator.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ghost Leviathan posted:

More like grasshopper simulator.

:golfclap:

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
So when is this clusterfuck likely to finally die? It seems like we've been waiting forever and it's still somehow shambling on.

spacetoaster posted:

Would you like to see the spreadsheet? It's got forum names and the amount spent.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_lnSE8rt46ufKtOxATJFUEWGQZ9O9e2rCpisFLOV_DU/edit#gid=0

Holy poo poo, that can't be real.

Being generous, I guess I'd give a pass to the under $100 brigade but the 500+ Goons above them? Out of their loving minds.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Sentinel Red posted:

So when is this clusterfuck likely to finally die? It seems like we've been waiting forever and it's still somehow shambling on.

Two weeks! lol !

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

The more poorly defined and imaginary the game is, the longer it can last. The dream can remain alive forever - as long as they never officially release a finished version the citizens never have to confront reality and can always think it's just around the corner, as they have for the last five years.

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
487, day 1

biatch

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Sentinel Red posted:

So when is this clusterfuck likely to finally die? It seems like we've been waiting forever and it's still somehow shambling on.

Not for a while. Nothing is worse than being wrong when people have told you you're wrong, so those invested have to keep investing in hopes star citizen comes out so they can be right.

Everyone else can wait for it to go on sale for like 30 bucks.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what if the real star citizen was the friends we made along the way :unsmith:

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


The real star citizen was the posting we belched into the night along the way

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i wonder how much star citizen has made this week

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Star citizen didn't truly start development until last year though!
:goonsay:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

a new study bible! posted:

Star citizen didn't truly start development until last year though!
:goonsay:

how many years have they been saying that for

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Statutory Ape posted:

i wonder how much star citizen has made this week

Also curious about this, are people still putting money into this project? If so is it the same whales shoveling more money into the furnace or are there new suckers?

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I sometimes remember the goon who unironically said he would spend the rest of his life playing Star Citizen until he dropped dead, and that no amount of money was too much to fulfill his glorified suicide fantasy

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 13, 2018

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