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poty posted:race car drivers are twinks racecar drivers don't buy the cars they drive. how many newly minted millionaires do the NFL and NBA drafts create each year?
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:11 |
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flakeloaf posted:securities fuckup megathread
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:29 |
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hobbesmaster posted:racecar drivers don't buy the cars they drive. well they factory gate quite a few at least
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:30 |
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Hmm, yes, I definitely cannot find any examples of athletes < 7 feet with weight over 200 lbs.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:36 |
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hobbesmaster posted:racecar drivers don't buy the cars they drive. i dont know. maybe a couple hundred? probably less than /r/wallstreetbets at any rate
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:37 |
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prisoner of waffles posted:Hmm, yes, I definitely cannot find any examples of athletes < 7 feet with weight over 200 lbs. we're not talking about athletes, we're talking about everyday people in particular, we're talking about tech nerds who are all grossly overweight, particularly the weightlifter types who fancy themselves athletes
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:38 |
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dont engage stymie remember your training
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:40 |
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also, as if there isn't a problem with obesity among athletes these days too
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:45 |
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well powerlifters and bodybuilders are all pretty much heart attacks waiting to happen, body compositions stats or no turns out just being heavy is still bad for you
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:50 |
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lol azalea banks
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:51 |
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https://twitter.com/sadhoeflo/status/1028869317213880320?s=21 it does seem to explain a few things
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:53 |
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thats why you want to be an endurance athlete and weigh the same as your pregnant wife and get lightheaded when you stand up too fast because your resting heart rate is too low and die from other heart issues because physicians can't tell if your heart has changed due to training or if you have a heart defect
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:53 |
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"those athletes are so fat," scowls stymie, as his bones collapse from the strain of putting on a light jacket
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:53 |
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hobbesmaster posted:https://twitter.com/sadhoeflo/status/1028869317213880320?s=21 hahaha
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:56 |
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graph posted:lol azalea banks lol holy poo poo yesssss
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:59 |
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https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1029057842341269515
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:05 |
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Sagebrush posted:"those athletes are so fat," scowls stymie, as his bones collapse from the strain of putting on a light jacket he typed, red in the face not from anger but from high blood pressure
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:06 |
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graph posted:lol azalea banks well that escalated quickly
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:08 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:13 |
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i feel like elon is probably really jealous of that sex cult dude
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:14 |
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https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1029058664101863424?s=19
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:14 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:18 |
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hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:19 |
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after calling a rescue diver a pedophile, 47 year old Musk asked his 30-year-old girlfriend to invite her 27-year-old friend over for a sex 3-some
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:21 |
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poty posted:hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all do it. we're overdue for a good yosgoon saga.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:27 |
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maybe being at best borderline incompetent to manage certain businesses and taking drugs is not a good way to be a tech tycoon? who knows grimes' boyfriend knows
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:29 |
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poty posted:hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all seems p obv you should be asking out azelia banks
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:31 |
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on the one extreme, elon could be turned into An Example on the other extreme, the SEC could act exactly as useless as everyone suspects it is somewhere in the middle lies getting a slap on the wrist as elon makes bombastic statements about how great he, $TSLA and spacex are alas, option 3 is the most likely
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:35 |
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PleasureKevin posted:after calling a rescue diver a pedophile, 47 year old Musk asked his 30-year-old girlfriend to invite her 27-year-old friend over for a sex 3-some then decided it’d be a good idea to get extremely online on acid writers for silicon valley are probably furious at having to scrap so much material they had ready for next season
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:20 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:then decided it’d be a good idea to get extremely online on acid
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:32 |
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FMguru posted:the writers for silicon valley have either the hardest or the easiest jobs in showbiz they have to tone down the real stories to make it believable
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:35 |
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Someone post the bit about Astro Teller trying to angrily open a conference room door while wearing rollerblades
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:41 |
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elon musk probably started microdosing like all the cool valley kids but let it spin out of control and now he's hitting 2 tabs a day
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:47 |
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lmao at that azalea banks stuff, twitter is the greatest website in the world
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:50 |
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I checked on this thread expecting a derail and instead found gold. holy poo poo
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:53 |
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today is a good day lmaooo
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:54 |
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Tech jesus turns out to be a druggie sex weird??????
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 22:02 |
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karms posted:Tech jesus turns out to be a druggie sex weird??????
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 22:06 |
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lol Elon got a hair panel gap
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 22:16 |
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FMguru posted:just like the actual jesus jesus didn’t have fast charging. took 3 days to recharge from being fully dead.
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