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Mooey Cow posted:Bond should definitely be black, and the villain should be a nazi the villain was a nazi in the novel of Moonraker, which was much better than the dumb movie they made
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wonder who the enemy will be this time. they have trouble finding those... maybe the menace of north korea...? maybe...
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lllllllllllllllllll posted:wonder who the enemy will be this time. they have trouble finding those... i think one of the brosnan movies had some steve jobs like villain with a submarine Ein cooler Typ posted:the villain was a nazi in the novel of Moonraker, which was much better than the dumb movie they made if you want to go back to space you could make elon musk a villain. but then you just get into "generic egomaniac rich guy" territory again which ... ehh also i never saw the last bond with cristoph waltz. i guess they hired him for the witty repartee, but that ultimately comes out of the script and waltz got famous in tarantino scripts. bond scripts? i mean these flicks are not winning best screenplay at the academy awards here. BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Aug 12, 2018 |
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Mooey Cow posted:Bond should definitely be black, and the villain should be a nazi
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anyways this is the best bond theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9p0FJnk2vM "a view to a kill" is a runner up because of the badass intro but i think the chorus is overwrought so "living daylights" edges it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWVbVT3igdw BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Aug 12, 2018 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:literally make the enemy america it'd blow everyone's minds serious Well they did make that Dalton movie where he hangs out and is buddies with not-Bin Laden 
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Aug 12, 2018 12:09
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The most woke choice for the next Bond, the personalization of fantasies of British international clout and ladykilling machismo, would be a Pakistani woman.
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you can do some poo poo and be like what the gently caress, but like, never on no sunday
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:if you want to go back to space you could make elon musk a villain this would definitely create some kind of feedback loop
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Aug 12, 2018 14:29
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Hugo Drax in the movie is already pretty much Elon Musk tho.
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oh god it's already happening
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Ein cooler Typ posted:nobody complained when they made Felix Leiter a black man in Casino Royale in 2006 Don't they recast Felix every movie to prevent him from getting too popular? Skyfall was funny because it basically had Bond turn into Batman and Solid Snake and then a Bond Villain himself; he retreats to his grandiose lair, filled with traps, a self-destruct device and an escape tunnel...
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jazzyhattrick posted:One of the earliest heads of the Secret Intelligence Service (also known as MI6) was a guy called Captain Sir Mansfield Smith-Cumming, he signed all of his correspondence in green ink with the letter C. By tradition every chief since him has done the same. The head of British Intelligence in James Bond always being called M is a nod to this.
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Aug 12, 2018 15:58
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*sees supervillian do something diabolically evil* aw hell naw
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Ein cooler Typ posted:nobody complained when they made Felix Leiter a black man in Casino Royale in 2006 Bernie Casey was Leiter in the un-Bond "Never Say Never Again". I was like "Whaaaaat?" at first but it was cool because Casey is cool. I like Jeffrey Wright as Leiter actually.
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Even the white Felixs (Felixi?) ranged from short skinny guys to Joe Don Baker. E: actually JDB was a different american. Pneub fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Aug 13, 2018 |
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Aug 13, 2018 04:10
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Felices is the plural of Felix
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Rip stringer bell nah, he's just working with MI6 to take out all those niggas keepin notes on criminal fuckin conspiracies
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james bong
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Milo and POTUS posted:james bong Cheech and Bond
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chandler bong
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"Miss" chanandler bog
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He collaborated with Macklemore which is like Austin Powers collaborating with Scott Evil.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:anyways this is the best bond theme This is the best bond theme.
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Aug 13, 2018 06:35
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Alex Jones should be the next Bond villain. But don't tell Alex Jones he's in the movie - film him in secret with Idris Elba doing spy poo poo near him.
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Just the rumor of a black Bond is triggering elderly white people so they should definitely cast Elba https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1028909633589653505
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Makes James Bond an Asian Hong Konger with that super proper and somewhat silly English accent that they have.
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Make Michael b Jordan the new bond but have him act nothing like bond but basically play him as killmonger; working in some class consciousness and black nationalism as well.
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bloom posted:Just the rumor of a black Bond is triggering elderly white people so they should definitely cast Elba
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