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red19fire
May 26, 2010

Menstrual Show posted:

I am loving losing it at that Azalea Banks poo poo

So anyone can just walk into his house? Does he still keep loose emeralds around? asking for a friend.

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PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


Elon chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

azealia is an awful person too she really deserves to be w/ musky and grimey

hope she sacrifices them next, at least

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

triple sulk posted:

in the suburbs i,
i let the tesla drive
cause elon told me that i could survive
didn't think he'd be deceivin'

he always seemed so sure
that every day we'd be ridin'
with our bumpers secure,
your electric car against mine

if you don't own one, you must be quite poor,
but by the time the stocks fell
we were already, already gored,
we were already, already gored,

smashed up against the ceiling,
autopilot has me bleeding,

smashed up against the ceiling,
unconscious, lost all feeling, i'm dead

....song?

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

So the short shorts tweets were the product of an acid trip

Just normal CEO stuff, hanging out with grimes, tweeting about short shorts, pedo divers, and 420 weed jokes that get you investigated by the SEC, while on acid

Actually I'm sure that's pretty standard for CEOs

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Just normal CEO stuff, hanging out with grimes, tweeting about short shorts, pedo divers, and 420 weed jokes that get you investigated by the SEC, while on acid

Actually I'm sure that's pretty standard for CEOs

he probably decided to disrupt the microdosing industry by taking what he's taken to calling a "macrodose" of LSD

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

he's an innovator you see

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Just normal CEO stuff, hanging out with grimes, tweeting about short shorts, pedo divers, and 420 weed jokes that get you investigated by the SEC, while on acid

Actually I'm sure that's pretty standard for CEOs

tech CEOs love doing hallucinogens and having a vision for improving their app's architecture

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
lsd and methamphetamine, the hot new neutropic stack for 10x rockstar devs and disruptive ceos

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

... it's The Suburbs

by arcade fire

some great parodies this go-round y'all i love it when stress patterns align :3:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

you nerds done with your weird al songs yet?

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Feranon posted:

azealia is an awful person too she really deserves to be w/ musky and grimey

hope she sacrifices them next, at least

she’s working on it

https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1029057842341269515?s=21

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
There I was so safely driving, merging lanes alive
All inside it's so frustrating that my car won't let me die
Feel as though somebody cares if do survive
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

Buy a Tesla, Buy a Tesla
Buy a Tesla, Buy a Tesla
Buy a Tesla, Buy a Tesla
Buy a Tesla, Buy a Tesla

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Elon Musk should have taken more acid

Then he'd develop some empathy

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feranon posted:

azealia is an awful person too she really deserves to be w/ musky and grimey

hope she sacrifices them next, at least

azealia banks is the closest thing to a "drama and games" elemental and is to be treasured

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

this is so goddamn funny, like can you imagine saying these things about anyone irl

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Fried Watermelon posted:

Elon Musk should have taken more acid
He knows how much aspirin is enough.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Those of you unaware of azealia banks many public feuds and extremely inflammatory bridge burnings should educate yourselves

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Those of you unaware of azealia banks many public feuds and extremely inflammatory bridge burnings should educate yourselves

I think I may be becoming a fan

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
so he was doing acid with grimes when he tweeted out the 420/69 tweet and committed massive fraud? that's canon now, i do not care if it's somehow demonstrated otherwise in future.

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Those of you unaware of azealia banks many public feuds and extremely inflammatory bridge burnings should educate yourselves

can someone summarize for lazies

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
he was obviously stoned when he did the 420 tweet

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rated PG-34 posted:

can someone summarize for lazies

Somebody else has

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/8455742/azealia-banks-vs-the-world-comprehensive-social-media-feud-history

Best one:

Iggy Azalea

Tons of tension and subtweets pepper the troubled connection between the two Azaleas. Most crudely, Banks responded to an interview in which Azalea revealed that the criticism she had received since breaking into music made her contemplate suicide. Banks commented on Instagram encouraging Azalea's suicide.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Agronox posted:

I think I may be becoming a fan

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
this is fantastic drama, id watch this

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Tesla's top engineer - who was the brains behind most of things - left recently and kept his stock.

He used the Funding Secure tweet as cover for his insider information and dumped his 9 million in stock.

https://twitter.com/BSA19741/status/1029048360290922497?s=19

:rip:

That's the real Tesla news of the day. There's no light at the end of the tunnel.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Wulfolme posted:

musk has borrowed (hundreds of?) millions with his tesla shares as collateral, his chunk can't just slide into being a private asset

https://twitter.com/MotherCabriniNY/status/1029037777579585541

E: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimcol...d/#15b6c0a27099

yeah like >$650,000,000 borrowed against his tesla shares

Holy poo poo. $650million.

I can't even fathom a world where you can just bullshit your way into that kind of money.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Menstrual Show posted:

this is so goddamn funny, like can you imagine saying these things about anyone irl

Azealia Banks literally slits chickens throats and sprays their blood in her witchcraft closet she is hardcore

And owns - the best kind of celebrity

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
the fact that the trial of elon musk might have azealia banks recounting the weekend where he tried to get grimes to get her to fly across the country for a weird sex thing is so 2018 I cannot wait for what happens next.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I can't even fathom a world where you can just bullshit your way into that kind of money.

imagine a world where your dad owns a diamond mine....

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

<3 u azalea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bring back old gbs posted:

imagine a world where your dad owns a diamond mine....

The only true only path to wealth is to already have it :sigh:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
It was an emerald mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWGMJGcJLGU

edit: and it was in Zambia

twoday has issued a correction as of 20:25 on Aug 13, 2018

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the actual azalea banks images are amazing:






:magical:

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene


this one is just *italian chef fingers*

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I know the thread title just changed and I'm loving the parody song lyrics, but I think we have to take a title from one of those posts.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > C-SPAM: Dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan > Elon Musk Own Zone: He on the Down syndrome spectrum FOR SURE

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
un uniformed vehicle delivery pattern

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

yikes

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Morphix posted:



this one is just *italian chef fingers*

looks like I found my bit of calligraphy practice for the day

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Holy poo poo. $650million.

I can't even fathom a world where you can just bullshit your way into that kind of money.

its this one

Morphix posted:



this one is just *italian chef fingers*

:vince:

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