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LingcodKilla posted:I don’t think your suppose to put it up your butt. gives "ants on a log" a whole new meaning 
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LingcodKilla posted:I don’t think your suppose to put it up your butt. Well where the hell are you supposed to put CD's nowadays, smart-guy?!?
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Aug 14, 2018 20:53
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LingcodKilla posted:I don’t think your suppose to put it up your butt. Also, let us not forget the important role played by celery in the history of art:
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Aug 14, 2018 21:06
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Peeny Cheez posted:Then how do you make a Butty Mary? This happens to me every morning on my way to work
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Aug 14, 2018 21:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VxHUfeEX5Q
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text me a vag pic posted:This happens to me every morning on my way to work you're going to run into something
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Aug 14, 2018 21:23
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Pick posted:you're going to run into something Well if I can make bad posts and drive, i think I can manage big fan  of bad posts
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Aug 14, 2018 21:44
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I'm the guy at parties who actually eats from the veggie tray, including the celery. Just pop some ranch on that bad boy and I'm gtg.
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Aug 14, 2018 21:49
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LingcodKilla posted:I don’t think your suppose to put it up your butt. Like that ever stops anybody. If it fits in an rear end it's been in one.
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Hunh, never knew Jimmy Neutron was Amish.
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Aug 14, 2018 22:39
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LingcodKilla posted:I don’t think your suppose to put it up your butt.  But I how else will I make that horrible itching go away?
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Panfilo posted:
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Tilda Swinton, what happened?
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Aug 15, 2018 00:15
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Did elastic really not exist until after the 40s? poo poo im gonna have to google this one.
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Aug 15, 2018 00:16
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Peeny Cheez posted:Then how do you make a Butty Mary? Out in the club Errybody lookin at me Panties on the ground My hands full of celery.
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Aug 15, 2018 00:27
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RickVoid posted:as they watch their child slowly wither away, and those loving mongrels What do you think that word means? hint: not the same as the derogatory term "mong", referring to people with Down syndrome eating only apples has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 00:45
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Nostradingus posted:Raw celery tastes the way a new spindle of CDs smells like syrup?
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eating only apples posted:What do you think that word means? It means non-purebred dog, doesn't it?
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Aug 15, 2018 00:54
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eating only apples posted:What do you think that word means? I am only aware of the term being derrogatory as related to dogs. If I have used it incorrectly, please enlighten me. I wish to be precise with my insults.
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RickVoid posted:I am only aware of the term being derrogatory as related to dogs. If I have used it incorrectly, please enlighten me. I wish to be precise with my insults. Just a weird word to use about the parents in question. I've only ever seen it used about dogs and the children of mixed-race couples. In dogs it means a mixed or unknown breed, hence its use as a racial epithet. That's why I thought you might have confused it with "mong", the UK derogatory term for people with Down syndrome. Not pleasant either way.
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eating only apples posted:Just a weird word to use about the parents in question. I've only ever seen it used about dogs and the children of mixed-race couples. In dogs it means a mixed or unknown breed, hence its use as a racial epithet. Mongrel sees common usage as a word to call someone you don't like for whatever reason, but it got its start as a racial insult.
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TheHomerTax posted:One of the doctors I work with is of the firm belief we need a good plague to cull the herd. I’m beginning to agree with her. Cool let's kill the young and immunocompromised and elderly just to get back at some dumbasses gently caress your doctor friend and gently caress you as well
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Aug 15, 2018 01:36
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Not the first doctor I've heard say something incredibly callous and dumb about humanity. It's like while they understand intellectually they'll be helping the vulnerable and less-educated-than-them all day, it doesn't always process through their empathy glands properly - and to be fair, having to actually be around people who need you, like need need you, all day every day can be incredibly emotionally draining. That, combined with the fact that day-in and day-out they're dealing with questions that seem simple, repetitive, or misguided, it leads to a mounting frustration and an unfair anger at humanity, wondering why people can't just DO X, Y, or Z on their own or understand how X works?? Forgetting that your entire role, your professional existence, is literally to be their guide through these issues. What I'm saying is we need shorter shifts for doctors so they can take breathers because eventually even the good ones start hating people if they don't get enough breathing room. But yes, doctors who think they're such amazing people while simultaneously looking down upon those they help are a special sort of terrible human being, and I wish hell existed because there'd be a special room in it for those folks. StrangersInTheNight has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Aug 15, 2018 01:46
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This might be surprising but some doctors are only in it for the money and don't give a poo poo about anything other than "am I making $250,000 a year?"
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eating only apples posted:Just a weird word to use about the parents in question. I've only ever seen it used about dogs and the children of mixed-race couples. In dogs it means a mixed or unknown breed, hence its use as a racial epithet. Yeah, either of those reads are pretty bad. I didn't put any thought behind the word really. In my experience there are two types of anti-vaxxers: the Upper Middle-Class Anglo-Saxon woman that is into crystals, faith/spiritual healing, has a grudge against doctors (whether legitimate due to a traumatic event or they just didn't like something a doctor told them once), and is a closeted racist but thinks they are open minded because they are open to old "home remedies" from other countries and are therefore honoring those people (insert them using the word Namaste here), or poor minorities living with access to poor healthcare coverage and little income searching social media for "home remedies" in an attempt to take care of their kids with out breaking the bank and stumbling into a hug-box full of spiders in the form of the first examples peudoscience blog. My invective was directed at the WASP. Downs people can be literally the nicest people on Earth, I hate that they get treated like poo poo. 
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ToxicSlurpee posted:This might be surprising but some doctors are only in it for the money and don't give a poo poo about anything other than "am I making $250,000 a year?" Yes, and in a roundabout way I'm calling those sorts lazy, because they became doctors for the paycheck without realizing how much of an involved, difficult and constantly high-stress job it is, a career such that they'd be seeing some of the best and worst of humanity, and then dared to complain that they, UGH, need to, BLUGH, HELP PEOPLE. Then they poo poo on the people they are supposed to help, for daring to need help. gently caress those guys. Many do actually care about being doctors though. Good eggs.
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Picnic Princess posted:My mom would furnish our home with things from the retirement home she worked in. My mattress smelled like a hospital. I'm certain someone died on it too, and that's why I am cursed today. Oh the dude who shot himself on my bed didn't die. He just lost a leg from the knee down. He was cleaning a large caliber handgun and it went off into his knee.
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Untrustable posted:Oh the dude who shot himself on my bed didn't die. He just lost a leg from the knee down. He was cleaning a large caliber handgun and it went off into his knee. Sorry 'bout your haunted mattress. At least the worst it can do is kick your rear end in the middle of the night.
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Violet_Sky posted:
You don't want to be sexual interference with a minor.
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Aug 15, 2018 08:33
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LingcodKilla posted:Did elastic really not exist until after the 40s? My mum is 89 (born in 1929), so she was a pre-teen/teen in the early to mid 1940s -- when I was a kid in the 1970s, she was adamant that I wear only granny-pants under my school uniform (as opposed to bikini or hip-huggers) because 'They don't stay up! And there's nothing more embarrassing than to have your knickers fall down in public!!' Having your drawers or knickers fall down for whatever reason in the pre-modern elastic era was enough of a thing that it showed up in children's stories in the pre-decent elastic era and something 1940s tweens worried about because 'they knew someone it happened to!' (She claims it happened to her). Early elastics also tended to dry out in summer heat and become useless because they broke or stretched out and didn't snap back. And now I have the Rutles' 'Knicker-elastic King' stuck in my head. Brief (HA!) history of modern underwear https://blog.findmypast.co.uk/pants-9-ways-underwear-changed-forever-in-1939-1434540101.html KnickersFact! posted:Elastic became increasingly common in underwear, replacing the buttons and clasps of previous years and making everyone sing in the streets like a scene from the Billy Elliot musical. Unfortunately in many cases it wasn't actually sewn into the underwear, simply threaded through and held together at a single seam. This meant many people had the unfortunate experience of a seam popping and their underwear falling to the floor. Stoatbringer posted:It's nature's toothbrush, you ignoramus! So a missing episode of a Peter Davison Doctor Who serial? Huh. Ms Boods has a new favorite as of 08:46 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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Violet_Sky posted:
I feel bad the poor guy had to join a gang in prison just to survive and mutilate his face like that.
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Aug 15, 2018 11:50
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MageMage posted:I feel bad the poor guy had to join a gang in prison just to survive and mutilate his face like that. Naw he's just an idiot
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Aug 15, 2018 12:07
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MageMage posted:I feel bad the poor guy had to join a gang in prison just to survive and mutilate his face like that. He’s a sound cloud rapper. Also human garbage from admitted crimes.
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Aug 15, 2018 12:46
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I'm the windbreaker tucked haphazardly into the track pants. Is that really the best you could do, mate?
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Aug 15, 2018 15:23
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Peeny Cheez posted:Then how do you make a Butty Mary? LingcodKilla posted:Did elastic really not exist until after the 40s? Ahh, the timeless work of Art Frahm
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Aug 15, 2018 17:16
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MageMage posted:I feel bad the poor guy had to join a gang in prison just to survive and mutilate his face like that. No, he just wants to exude that tough guy image. He probably grew up in Wisconsin or something.
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Picnic Princess posted:No, he just wants to exude that tough guy image. He probably grew up in Wisconsin or something. Grew up in Brooklyn, got expelled from school in 8th grade and never went back. He stuck to dealing weed and making lovely rap. He's in court right now because he was on probation for filming himself and another guy having sex with a 13-year-old girl when he was 18, and then he broke his probation after choking a teenager in a mall in Houston.
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