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that poor man should be put out of his misery imo
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Aug 17, 2018 07:23
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In the running for nicest meltdown of all time
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Aug 17, 2018 07:25
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He will be worth zero by the end of the year and a GoFundMe will reach several million Not even joking that's absolutely what is going to happen
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Aug 17, 2018 07:27
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He built the boring company because he didn't like traffic one day and he didn't remember the subway existed And he's spent millions on that poo poo only because he can't admit that
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Aug 17, 2018 07:29
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LegoMan posted:Ambien is just an easy scapegoat drug for "I did some poo poo I don't remember and shouldn't be held accountable" But it also owns. Last time I took it I hallucinated I was in a candylandesque room full of confectionaries.
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Aug 17, 2018 07:33
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Ytlaya posted:lol, the arrogant gently caress is basically all but explicitly stating that he's the best and most competent person to be Tesla's CEO (when he says "tell me if you can find anyone better"). "Journalists" everywhere: "pardon me, I stopped listening after 'rich'"
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Aug 17, 2018 07:35
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There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.
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Aug 17, 2018 07:37
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Bip Roberts posted:But it also owns. Last time I took it I hallucinated I was in a candylandesque room full of confectionaries. i once could suddenly hear everything people said as if they were singing with full musical accompaniment. how my brain processed that so quickly while i was struggling to work shelves i'll never know. but that poo poo does knock you the gently caress out.
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Aug 17, 2018 07:39
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My god Musk is melting down so incredibly fast and hard. At this rate we'll find out there's a rotting corpse in his attic by Halloween.
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Aug 17, 2018 07:48
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Azathoth posted:A lot of CEO types have this thing where they absolutely never ever disconnect and literally do spend every waking hour either sending or responding to emails, calls, and texts. It's a control thing, where they think of themselves as so vital that they can't delegate meaningful responsibility, so I'll buy that it's true, but it's a prison of his own making. This is true for the weird hellish robot types like jobs and bezos, but not for Elon and the vast majority of CEOs. They're just full of poo poo and they constantly go on vacations, then lie about it because a) they're deluded about how much work they do and b) being perceived as a workaholic is extremely good for their brand. For example, Elon claims that he hasn't had a vacation more than a week in over a decade, and has claimed to taking no vacations at all before, despite plenty of pictures of him on vacation existing, not to mention his extreme love for burning man and attending every year.
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Aug 17, 2018 07:52
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Elon also got some balls tweeted at him https://twitter.com/chick_in_kiev/status/1030344922933723136?s=19
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Aug 17, 2018 07:58
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I think he wants to escape Telsa and spend his time at SpaceX. Competing with car makers is much harder than competing with launch providers.
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Aug 17, 2018 08:04
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:In the interview, Mr. Musk said he had not had taken time off of more than a week since 2001, when he was bedridden with malaria. what possible good could he be contributing by being in the factory 24/7 micromanaging everything
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Aug 17, 2018 08:13
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babypolis posted:what possible good could he be contributing by being in the factory 24/7 micromanaging everything I don't think your familiar with the honored american management tradition of reminding your employee's who's ring to kiss every moment of everyworking hour and being 'tough but fair' by sticking your dick into every tiny detail they do and asking extremely practical questions like, "Aren't you so happy we added this thing for you to do?"
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Aug 17, 2018 08:16
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Tesla is suing Ontario as well.
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Aug 17, 2018 08:28
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babypolis posted:what possible good could he be contributing by being in the factory 24/7 micromanaging everything someone get this man factorio so he can leave his workers alone to actually do things
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Aug 17, 2018 08:43
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No Mods No Masters posted:In the running for nicest meltdown of all time its been a continual nonstop meltdown for like four or five months now
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Aug 17, 2018 09:09
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Bushiz posted:his extreme love for burning man Suddenly it all makes sense
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Aug 17, 2018 09:11
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lol
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Aug 17, 2018 09:13
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babypolis posted:what possible good could he be contributing by being in the factory 24/7 micromanaging everything He measures how fast the Teslas are moving through the stations, and the effects of air drag
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Aug 17, 2018 09:15
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the only productive things that musk could actually be doing right now if he actually was working 80 hours a week is calling in all kinds of favors to get the go-private money to let the company survive, or crafting a pitch deck to raise more cash, or heading the legal strategy war room re: the SEC investigations and investor lawsuits
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Aug 17, 2018 09:15
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steinrokkan posted:He measures how fast the Teslas are moving through the stations, and the effects of air drag Grahms doen't stind so cloese te the assimbly leen, yoer weird dumbo eirs are missing with the aierflow
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Aug 17, 2018 09:49
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A normal way to talk about people.quote:Referring to the short-sellers, he added: “They’re not dumb guys, but they’re not supersmart. They’re O.K. They’re smartish.”
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Aug 17, 2018 09:53
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Lol drug cartels and Elon claiming drugs. Dudes a meth head for sure
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Aug 17, 2018 09:54
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Surely doing acid with Azalea Banks counts as a vacation.
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Aug 17, 2018 09:57
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reading this thread i really can't help but see elon musk as US president in 2032 tbh
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Aug 17, 2018 10:09
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flying to thailand to plumb caves both fleshy and earthern probably should be classified as an elon vacation
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Aug 17, 2018 10:09
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babypolis posted:what possible good could he be contributing by being in the factory 24/7 micromanaging everything Musk has been presenting himself as a billionaire genius so fervently that he started believing it. In reality he's an extremely incompetent engineer who is actively detrimental to his company's products. basically, he's Steve Jobsing it
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Aug 17, 2018 10:13
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Did they mention how he saved all those Thai kids and also Flint, Michigan?
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Aug 17, 2018 11:22
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orange sky posted:He built the boring company because he didn't like traffic one day and he didn't remember the subway existed He also forgot that tunneling companies exist, and know how to bore tunnels better than a dude from scratch. Kind of like how he forgot car manufacturing companies existed when he started Tesla
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Aug 17, 2018 11:23
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he also forgot that cults of personality already existed
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Aug 17, 2018 11:36
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Stefan Prodan posted:Ambien is actually seriously bad news and it took my wife a bunch of pretty difficult months to break an addiction to it but lmao my wife also managed to avoid doing major crimes or racism while on it somehow!!! lmao I always love those butterfly ads which list 100 random side effects at the end.
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Aug 17, 2018 11:40
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FCKGW posted:still not quite right. Why the gently caress would you use a solely electrical system for something in which a mechanical system would be simpler and more reliable?
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Aug 17, 2018 11:43
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etalian posted:Why the gently caress would you use a solely electrical system for something in which a mechanical system would be simpler and more reliable? too much ecid grames!
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Aug 17, 2018 11:47
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babypolis posted:what possible good could he be contributing by being in the factory 24/7 micromanaging everything
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Aug 17, 2018 11:48
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CoolCab posted:too much ecid grames! Maybe the drug ring was just to get Musk crystal method to sustain his 80 hour work weeks? It worked for the Nazis in WWII!
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Aug 17, 2018 11:51
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shiksa posted:has musk produced a single email or anything where someone says "please invent a boy tomb" to him? he keeps saying people asked him to help but it sounds like he kinda just stuck his nose in it and insisted he deserved a spot at the table because rich. this is loving forever ago but I don't loving care his weirdo cult was tweeting at him asking him to help with the whole cave situation for days before he said anything about it. as much as I'd love to believe he just came up with the idea out of pure narcissism, the truth is so much funnier because it was his awful fans weird image of him as tony stark that started this whole implosion by asking him to help with some poo poo he has no loving clue about
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Aug 17, 2018 11:51
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etalian posted:Why the gently caress would you use a solely electrical system for something in which a mechanical system would be simpler and more reliable? i think he's trying to take lessons from aerospace industry where everything these days is solid state and controlled by wires, for reliability. but aviation is rigorously tested and *everything* comes in threes (so if two thirds of your systems fail catastrophically, you're still good to go) or sometimes even more and there's still problems that pop up, whereas his shitcar has a single point of failure on every step of the way and the QA was cut to meet arbitrary production goals lol do we know yet, how much of the model S was prototyped before musk started being so personally invested in tesla? it'd explain why those seemed mostly fine, at least until recently. not saying tesla was *good* but they seemed less bad a couple years ago SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:as much as I'd love to believe he just came up with the idea out of pure narcissism, the truth is so much funnier because it was his awful fans weird image of him as tony stark that started this whole implosion by asking him to help with some poo poo he has no loving clue about yeah this is one of the funnier bits, people keep making him do poo poo on twitter because it sounds benevolent.
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Suspicious Dish posted:There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.
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