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akadajet posted:tsla stock chart lookin good this morning Those darn shorts!!!
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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:is this a theme in your life because it certainly is for your posting this was a finance guy i sat next to in class. he often brought up how luxurious his uncles home and cars were, always following it up with his catch phrase “money all the way” which he repeated 2 or 3 times to make sure my silent, natural Botox Quick Release expression wasn’t because I didn’t hear him. i did hear him, and I heard him every time he told me his parents were all hedge fund manager and he was setting up bus own fund too. always busy, busy, busy. i guess he was so busy and well organized that he changed his Facebook occupation to CEO of an investment company. still, he had to repeatedly remind me that he couldn’t yet solicit investment advice until legal things were in order. i never asked once, so clearly his preemptive disclaimers worked. with busy class-filled days, and likely pressure from his family to succeed in his classes, he made up for his exhausting class schedule by sleeping in the classes themselves. sadly the class room environment was a distracting place to try catch some shut eye. he’d lightly droop his head for 3-4 minutes before needed to turn to me to ask “was i sleeping”. it’s a human desire to get validation from their peers, and apparently so for ability to appear sleeping in class. seemingly unsatisfied with my answer that i didn’t know, he tilted his forward head and closed his eyes again. a minute and a half later, a jolt and “was i just sleeping”? “i’m sorry, i didn’t notice,” i’d say. i hoped if i kept it up all semester he’d don pyjamas and kept in a sleeping back then pop back up to ask “oops, was i just sleeping?” “hmm? not that i noticed” i did most of our team project, and after polite reminders for weeks, texted him at 3AM on due date asking for his part of the assignment. his words? “i’m not like you. i’m a very important business person. I have meetings, not dumb kids stuff”. he handed in the work andrew minutes later but admitted it was simply done with an automatic feature in Excel and he had no idea what any of it meant. is beat him on every single exam and assignment, and told the professor he contributed nothing to the project at all. anyway thanks for reading, and “money all the way”
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PleasureKevin posted:this was a finance guy i sat next to in class. he often brought up how luxurious his uncles home and cars were, always following it up with his catch phrase “money all the way” which he repeated 2 or 3 times to make sure my silent, natural Botox Quick Release expression wasn’t because I didn’t hear him. i did hear him, and I heard him every time he told me his parents were all hedge fund manager and he was setting up bus own fund too. Sounds like a nerd got bullied into doing someone else's homework.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:12 |
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I know why Elon hates short sellers It's his entirely sincere socialist beliefs
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:14 |
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any real billionaire who still works at an actual job and isn't just a philanthropist, hobbyist or full time family person has brain worms "I have enough money to do literally whatever I want until I die but I'm going to attend this 4 hour meeting because ~*mY lEgAcY*~"
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:14 |
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PleasureKevin posted:this was a finance guy i sat next to in class. he often brought up how luxurious his uncles home and cars were, always following it up with his catch phrase “money all the way” which he repeated 2 or 3 times to make sure my silent, natural Botox Quick Release expression wasn’t because I didn’t hear him. i did hear him, and I heard him every time he told me his parents were all hedge fund manager and he was setting up bus own fund too. college is for suckers and baristas! school of hard knocks baby! learning those life lessons to be a successful entrepreneur!
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qirex posted:any real billionaire who still works at an actual job and isn't just a philanthropist, hobbyist or full time family person has brain worms capitalist in grips of capitalist propaganda / cannot enjoy insane good fortune, news at 11
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qirex posted:any real billionaire who still works at an actual job and isn't just a philanthropist, hobbyist or full time family person has brain worms not when that 4 hour meeting is your entire work week and you get to boss people around during it and can buy into the illusion that you're actually doing something to deserve making more money in an hour than the average person makes in a year
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:18 |
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Plank Walker posted:not when that 4 hour meeting is your entire work week and you get to boss people around during it and can buy into the illusion that you're actually doing something to deserve making more money in an hour than the average person makes in a year but at that point why are you even still bothering to performatively "earn" money? your money makes its own money you could boss around your household staff or a bunch of sex workers or idk build a star trek bridge and hire actors to be your crew [and maybe also have sex with them] but gently caress why would you go and do actual business stuff? brain worms I guess if your whole identity is "I'm a magic business genius" and you have no other life you'll just keep doing it but drat, wealth is wasted on the wealthy qirex fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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qirex posted:I guess if your whole identity is "I'm a magic business genius" and you have no other life you'll just keep doing it but drat, wealth is wasted on the wealthy Its that. Bossing around underlings is his fetish
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:50 |
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elon lon ranch
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 15:54 |
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flakeloaf posted:elon lon ranch
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flakeloaf posted:elon lon ranch grams! deh checkins have escaped deh peddeck once agan!
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infernal machines posted:it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to an sec investigation
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:03 |
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blessed be garph
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:12 |
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what was the original again? teleports you to jail?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:19 |
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https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1030453586050854913
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:19 |
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"friends"
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:20 |
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GamemasterElon
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:what was the original again? teleports you to jail? https://twitter.com/goons_txt/status/553204687751892992 (it was an erowid post though)
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:29 |
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Baxate posted:GamemasterElon I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN GUYS!!! *every agent from every federal watchdog and investigative bureau come in with everything for a HUGE subpoena*
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:34 |
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all of law enforcement pulls up in a chevy voltron
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:35 |
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Plank Walker posted:I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:39 |
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Plank Walker posted:I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420! crimemaster anthony
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:42 |
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Plank Walker posted:I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:45 |
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sec is shortseller
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:10 |
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Plank Walker posted:I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420! Lol
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:18 |
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why did you treat him w/ respect? youre’re problems would have been solved if u told him u think hes unmotivated and dont want to be associated w/ him
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:23 |
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qirex posted:I guess if your whole identity is "I'm a magic business genius" and you have no other life you'll just keep doing it but drat, wealth is wasted on the wealthy This is what it is, this is how the article about his sob story ends But, he added, “if you have anyone who can do a better job, please let me know. They can have the job. Is there someone who can do the job better? They can have the reins right now.”
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 17:32 |
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Musk even scolded a Tesla employee who missed an event to witness the birth of his child, Vance's book says. Here's the email Musk reportedly sent to a Tesla employee who wasn't identified by name in the book: That is no excuse. I am extremely disappointed. You need to figure out where your priorities are. We're changing the world and changing history, and you either commit or you don't. Which one is it elong? Family and friends or changing the world?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:49 |
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I'm the archangel in the background?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:50 |
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SIGSEGV posted:https://twitter.com/goons_txt/status/553204687751892992 god, i love "it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to an sec investigation" and it makes me sad i can't share it with most of my friends because it's such an in-joke
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:12 |
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just start hitting the ambien, it'll find it's way into conversation naturally
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:13 |
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https://twitter.com/johnwilliams713/status/1030477072618201089
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:30 |
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Im the half-empty orange juice.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:32 |
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i'm the suitcases of the woman in the hallway, clearly done with him and his poo poo
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:33 |
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an accurate representation of his birthday except he's trying to extinguish a battery fire instead of a candle
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:33 |
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Flirting with -9% right now.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:41 |
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mrmcd posted:Flirting with -9% right now. MEN OF
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