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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lmao

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


kimbo305 posted:

Thought link was gonna be about Dana and was curious what he had against rap.

PS has Khabib ever shouted out his wife in post fight interviews? I'm guessing not.

i believe he missed his son's birth for one of his last couple of fights which was the first time i was aware of his family. probably just private life kept private

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

hahahahaha

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Dana can be a massive oval office but he does a better job of making me laugh without trying than Brendan Schaub does as a comedian

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

He's against da riddum, apparently.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


My God, I'm white like Powder and I don't think I could summon such...white-itude.

Also, loving gently caress Khabib and his countrymen. (terrorists)

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SquirrelGrip posted:

Dana can be a massive oval office but he does a better job of making me laugh without trying than Brendan Schaub does as a comedian

Nothing I've heard out of Schaub can compare to Dana's rant about Mazzagatti a few years ago. It had the bonus aspect of Dana making GBS threads on Ariel in the middle of it too.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I love anytime someone goes in on Ariel and it's even funnier hearing him whine about it

Dude acts like the entire sport lives and dies by it's personal beefs with him

mewse
May 2, 2006

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I love anytime someone goes in on Ariel and it's even funnier hearing him whine about it

Dude acts like the entire sport lives and dies by it's personal beefs with him

*rampage voice* Who?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

mewse posted:

*rampage voice* Who?

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XsOkqOOvA

I love that there is a whole highlight reel of rampage making GBS threads on him

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm amazed I've somehow been left hoping Conor wins this fight, even if Conor will be (even more) insufferable afterwards.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I'm amazed I've somehow been left hoping Conor wins this fight, even if Conor will be (even more) insufferable afterwards.

Two egocentric shitheads that just happen to be great fighters beating on each other

No matter who loses, we all win

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Donald almost lost via Cave

https://www.mmamania.com/2018/8/17/17725854/ufcs-donald-cerrone-almost-dies-in-catastrophic-cave-dive-im-happy-to-be-alive-mma-ufc-perry

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Oh he named his kid Danger

Poor kid

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah for gently caress's sake, everybody knows you're supposed to make it the middle name.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Didn't know Reem was still doing his documentary thing still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePWvpxwN6nQ

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

caves, piracy, intestines in bowl of antiseptic next to his hospital bed, nothing can stop this man from possibly losing to mike perry

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Oh man this rampage/ariel highlight reel

"Oh yeah i was lookin at this facial hair like yours, thought I saw some crabs in there, you got crabs in yours"

You know Ariel is loving dying inside too lmfao

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


Holy poo poo look at those Blackberrys.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Conor’s going to win if Khabib even makes it to the day.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XsOkqOOvA

I love that there is a whole highlight reel of rampage making GBS threads on him

I'm suddenly so sorry I missed 95% of Rampage's career

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

Conor’s going to win if Khabib even makes it to the day.

i would love for khabib to give conor the kind of vicious beating that he gave barboza so i can actually enjoy it but i would also love for conor and nate to win so we can get the third.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Marching Powder posted:

i would love for khabib to give conor the kind of vicious beating that he gave barboza so i can actually enjoy it but i would also love for conor and nate to win so we can get the third.

i think that's coming win or lose for either. though nate prob has to beat dustin

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Soothing Vapors posted:

I'm suddenly so sorry I missed 95% of Rampage's career

He was always hysterical and pretty much a goon.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
if conor wins you know he is ognna fight gsp

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

if conor wins you know he is ognna fight gsp

that's probably the worst match up for conor in the world. hope it happens.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
gsp is freakin old

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Conor is gonna knock out Khabib and everyone's gonna say Khabib was never any good and got rocked against Michael fweaking Johnson and won the belt against a real estate broker. Then he's gonna knock out GSP (in 2020)and everyone's gonna say oh gsp was old and not motivated. I'm going to sit in a dark room and meditate until I transfer my consciousness to a universe where healthy Tony fought healthy Khabib, or maybe one where I'm dead

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

gsp is freakin old

yeah. his style and mental approach to fighting and winning (casting rocks into lakes) will age well and even if he walked into the cage at 42, fat, unmotivated, and with advanced rear end issues there would still be like a 60% chance that he instantly takes conor down and breakdances on his guard until he subbed conor imo

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Nate Diaz, the reigning, defending, Lightweight Champion of the World,

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

AmbassadorFriendly posted:

You can hang out with me in beautiful Lincoln. I went for $60 tickets because my friend just had a baby and I dropped a ton of money to go see GSP last year.

you seem like a friendly ambassador. please excuse my Iowa State fandom.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Skip My Posts posted:

gsp is freakin old

It's okay, he'll smoke some weed with Jimmy Cournoyer once Jimmy's out of prison, and then he'll be fine.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Conor would lose badly to GSP.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Dan Didio posted:

Conor would lose badly to GSP.

Maybe if by lose badly to you mean good sex with.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

spb posted:

Maybe if by lose badly to you mean good sex with.

He’d cum and lose.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Eat This Glob posted:

What's the general consensus on best value for UFC tickets? Plenty of tickets are still available for the Lincoln show, and I'm inclined to watch Gaethje murder or get murdered in person. Despite being a giant MMA nerd for the past decade plus, I've never been to a live UFC card.

It really depends on the arena. I got ‘cheap’ seats for the Perth Australia show earlier this year, and they were great. But stadiums with other configurations are going to be different.

Have you been to anything at that arena in Lincoln before?

AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

Eat This Glob posted:

you seem like a friendly ambassador. please excuse my Iowa State fandom.

Good news, I'm driving in to Lincoln from Iowa, so we're Iowa guys in enemy territory. Bad news, I went to the University of Iowa.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Brown Paper Bag posted:

It really depends on the arena. I got ‘cheap’ seats for the Perth Australia show earlier this year, and they were great. But stadiums with other configurations are going to be different.

Have you been to anything at that arena in Lincoln before?

I have not. I've never even been in the city. Generally if something comes to Nebraska, it's in Omaha.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Brown Paper Bag posted:

It really depends on the arena. I got ‘cheap’ seats for the Perth Australia show earlier this year, and they were great. But stadiums with other configurations are going to be different.

Have you been to anything at that arena in Lincoln before?

I don't know that arena, but I've been to a lot of fights. The best view tends to be one that puts you either on the same level as the cage floor or angled slightly above, with diminishing returns the further up into the nosebleeds you go. On the upside, there will be screens at UFC-level events so you can watch the broadcast view if the camera guy is blocking your eye-line or whatever.

I used to get floor table seats with my team back home, which is actually a horrible vantage point unless you're right up next to the apron of the cage/ring. We used to take turns running up into the stands to get video when our teammates were fighting because trying to film from the table was useless.

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
wait what did Khabib do that we don't like him anymore

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