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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i doubt I�m doing the fake south african accent right but i don�t care because it makes me laugh.

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:05

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:31

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

President Beep posted:

grams! it’s tam to go! plesma center closes ver soon!

lol

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:21

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

bill gates was the pinnacle of ethical tech ceos

cursed post

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:29

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

President Beep posted:

i doubt I�m doing the fake south african accent right but i don�t care because it makes me laugh.

i too have been giggling all week over "grahms....ive taken too much ecid...."

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

�grahms....ive taken too much ecid...."

lol

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I remember hearing audio from oscar pistorius� murder trial. he sounded like south african buffalo bill.

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:37

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

President Beep posted:

i doubt I�m doing the fake south african accent right but i don�t care because it makes me laugh.

seth ifrikin*

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

danke

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:39

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1030614964665348097

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:48

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

sauf efriken

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jack white has a house two blocks away from me. :smug:

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:52

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

I'm gonna write it off
The NTSB couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip me off
Taking their breaks right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind an ambien

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:54

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

Jonny 290 posted:

I'm gonna write it off
The NTSB couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip me off
Taking their breaks right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind an ambien

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

I'm gonna write it off
The NTSB couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip me off
Taking their breaks right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind an ambien

seven member panel, by the white hypes

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:56

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

thanks friends. ive been living in a homeless shelter for over a week. i just had my e-reader and backup HDD stolen, and the thief attacked me. she came back like 20 minutes later and im afraid shes gonna have muscle with her next time.

theres like one guy i (barely) trust and its totally a possibility he stole the stuff from me and sold it for meth. thought things could not be worse but now im suspicious of everyone, especially the ones i thought were half decent.

so thanks for the kind words.

should be getting $3200 over the next to weeks and im leaving this hell city

i don't know what's real any more. stay safe poverty kevin

# ? Aug 18, 2018 01:58

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

I'm gonna write it off
The NTSB couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip me off
Taking their breaks right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind an ambien

# ? Aug 18, 2018 02:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Jonny 290 posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1030614964665348097

is this real/who wants this at work

# ? Aug 18, 2018 02:25

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Ambien
When the stock is down and you can�t go on
It�s Ambien
When the pop star cries and you don�t know why
It�s hard to bear
With teslas to drive you
You�re going nowhere

# ? Aug 18, 2018 02:50

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; Can't post for 15 minutes!

Plank Walker posted:

I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN GUYS!!!

*every agent from every federal watchdog and investigative bureau come in with everything for a HUGE subpoena*

i just loled irl @ this

# ? Aug 18, 2018 02:52

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

i too have been giggling all week over "grahms....ive taken too much ecid...."

hoeld me

# ? Aug 18, 2018 03:12

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

PleasureKevin posted:

Botox Quick Release

quoting pleasurekevin from pages back to say that this is a sexual activity that is totally not worth the money but it is a good band name

also stay pleasured, kevin

# ? Aug 18, 2018 14:17

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1030662298698960896?s=21

# ? Aug 18, 2018 14:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i just can�t understand all this engineering gobbledygook. highly technical stuff.

# ? Aug 18, 2018 14:53

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

i just cant understand all this engineering gobbledygook. highly technical stuff.

do u work with computers, beep?

# ? Aug 18, 2018 14:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i do some GIS, so i guess I�m computer toucher adjacent? ?? ???????

# ? Aug 18, 2018 14:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

so, really, who the gently caress knows. not me!

# ? Aug 18, 2018 14:57

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

i do some GIS, so i guess Im computer toucher adjacent? ?? ???????

oh that's right, i'm a big fan of your work
http://simpsons.playgis.com/

# ? Aug 18, 2018 15:10

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1030662298698960896?s=21

Genius.

# ? Aug 18, 2018 15:14

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

akadajet posted:

http://simpsons.playgis.com/

holy loving poo poo. :aaaaa:

# ? Aug 18, 2018 15:14

Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1030662298698960896?s=21

christ is that thing gonna weight 8000lbs?

# ? Aug 18, 2018 15:23

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Jonny 290 posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1030614964665348097

the white door panel

# ? Aug 18, 2018 18:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

canyoneer posted:

the white door panel

lol

# ? Aug 18, 2018 19:10

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1030662298698960896?s=21

Almost like being an "eccentric engineering genius" CEO taking acid doesn't make for effective communication skills

# ? Aug 19, 2018 03:16

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

Jonny 290 posted:

i too have been giggling all week over "grahms....ive taken too much ecid...."

i hear it in the voice of sharlto copley as wikus and add a bit about prawns at the end.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 03:19

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

I'm really tempted to buy a "learn how to speak with accent" course now

# ? Aug 19, 2018 03:21

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

$25, cheap!

https://www.accenthelp.com/products/south-african

# ? Aug 19, 2018 03:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)