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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Wise Learned Man posted:

Alan Belcher's Johnny Cash that looks like Roy Orbison (especially when it looked like it was gently kissing someone he had in an RNC, maybe Akiyama?)

e: it was cote



lol

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



It was immediately recognizable as Johnny Cash despite looking nothimg like him and more closely resembling Kim Jong Il. A truly great MMA tattoo.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Wise Learned Man posted:

Alan Belcher's Johnny Cash that looks like Roy Orbison (especially when it looked like it was gently kissing someone he had in an RNC, maybe Akiyama?)

e: it was cote



lol

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That picture is the most I’ve ever seen it look like Johnny Cash tbh

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Cyber Dog posted:

actually, that assault was about state's rights

lol

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

From what I've been able to find, Andrea Lee got her nickname because one of her coaches thought she looked Russian.

I mean, there's bad MMA nicknames, and...yeah.

she got it for a dumb reason but KGB Lee has a very pleasing series of internal rhymes, I like it

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Marching Powder posted:

https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1031626770661818368

is there really mma collector cards? what iconic ufc images would you insist become a sparkling super special foil card? dana redface? yoel shitpants?







Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.




Lid fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Aug 21, 2018

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Patrick Cote was a master of losing number one contender-ship fights.

And the fights to establish who gets into those fights.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Soothing Vapors posted:

she got it for a dumb reason but KGB Lee has a very pleasing series of internal rhymes, I like it

This is absolutely true.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

An MMA fan tries to get money for an autographed Tyron Woodley Welterweight Champion Topps card at a comic shop and gets turned down

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


That picture of Vitor taking Anderson's foot to his chops


And the gif where it turns into him giving a foot a good old slurp

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

you can't post this picture and not point out that this is keith jardine sprawling on a double

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
it's hypnotic in motion

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Foul Fowl posted:

you can't post this picture and not point out that this is keith jardine sprawling on a double

I can and I will because it's funnier that way

More so because it's a sprawl on a trip not a double

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011

DeLaGratte was just on Rogans podcast talking about this fight. Cotes knee was severly injured going into the fight. He didnt want to pull out because he felt that this could be once in a lifetime opportunity.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Once in a lifetime was technically correct the best kind if correct

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Foul Fowl posted:

you can't post this picture and not point out that this is keith jardine sprawling on a double

No doubt

The still image makes him look like he just took a face down slam that wasn't self administered lol

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Foul Fowl posted:

it's hypnotic in motion



whenever I see this i have to check the clock to see if it's the forward version or the backward version

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Foul Fowl posted:

it's hypnotic in motion



That's just how they teach you to fight in Butte, Montana :colbert:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

That's just how they teach you to fight in Butte, Montana :colbert:

can confirm, once used this technique at M&M

mewse
May 2, 2006

Mekchu posted:

How...how did you think that was Akiyama, a Korean-Japanese?

Cote and "Sexyama" both have dark hair and weird accents, an easy mistake

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

mewse posted:

Cote and "Sexyama" both have dark hair and weird accents, an easy mistake

And they're both actually welterweights.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
speaking of akiyama and all time great mma pictures (i can't find it without the watermark)

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Holographic limited edition Titodick trading card

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones

Wise Learned Man posted:

e: it was cote



Looks like Robbie Coltrane, maybe he's a fan of Cracker

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Bryce Mitchell is going to be out for a while due to severe self-inflicted sack trauma.

https://twitter.com/ThugnastyMMA/status/1032014226657878023

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Rigel posted:

Bryce Mitchell is going to be out for a while due to severe self-inflicted sack trauma.

https://twitter.com/ThugnastyMMA/status/1032014226657878023

He and Kyacyey Uyscyoylya should form a support group.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Rigel posted:

Bryce Mitchell is going to be out for a while due to severe self-inflicted sack trauma.

https://twitter.com/ThugnastyMMA/status/1032014226657878023

reversing the drill to untangle your nuts from it but ripping them in half in the processs

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I'm gonna throw the gently caress up

mewse
May 2, 2006

mewse
May 2, 2006

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem

Rigel posted:

Bryce Mitchell is going to be out for a while due to severe self-inflicted sack trauma.

https://twitter.com/ThugnastyMMA/status/1032014226657878023

Donald Cerrone's secret love-child confirmed.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol cool

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/ThugnastyMMA/status/1032023372249681920

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
that is a horrifying pic lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
feel kind of sick lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nuts shouldn't get torn in two, that is a bad thing! :aaa:

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
lmao thanks for sharing your gross pics random fighter dude

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


"out for a little bit" seems like an understatement

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