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infernal machines posted:this raises so many questions i don't even know where to start. not even on the privacy front, just how that data could be useful for autonomous lane keeping and cruise control I don't really work in that space, so I can't tell you. At the time everyone made it out to be a big deal - if you consider how far other players are in that space now (waymo) I'm not convinced tesla has anything in the current gens that's even close to worthwhile. autonomous driving is a rabbit hole - another thread for that if people want to discuss that
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lmao that some cj (no offense op) can accidently remote brick your car with some badly written php, potentially forcing you to break a window to get out the future is here!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lmao that some cj (no offense op) can accidently remote brick your car with some badly written php, potentially forcing you to break a window to get out now that the teledildonics patent has expired buying a tesla can now result in literally getting hosed as well as figuratively
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Xealous posted:I don't really work in that space, so I can't tell you. At the time everyone made it out to be a big deal - if you consider how far other players are in that space now (waymo) I'm not convinced tesla has anything in the current gens that's even close to worthwhile. autonomous driving is a rabbit hole - another thread for that if people want to discuss that yes, please
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Xealous posted:now that the teledildonics patent has expired buying a tesla can now result in literally getting hosed as well as figuratively you're amazing and this thread is amazing
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thank you for your posts even if I don't understand the programming bits in the slightest.
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Endless Mike posted:thank you for your posts even if I don't understand the programming bits in the slightest. same!
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Endless Mike posted:thank you for your posts even if I don't understand the programming bits in the slightest. ayup
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I understand the programming bits but would also like to thank u for these posts, bless
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this thread was good already but Xealous you have made it great, ty
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good posts. i also power my car on farts (its bluemotion)
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what are people talking about with post-apple jobs? next and pixar are kindof big deals. yeah, no consumers bought next poo poo, but it still had it's place and was the precursor to osx. apple did a whole lot of stupid poo poo in between jobs times, but jobs became the largest single shareholder of disney because of his actions in the late 80s and into the 90s. what did steve do in the 90s that was such a big failure?
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Aug 24, 2018 15:12
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macs in the 90s were somehow even worse than current macs. I know its hard to imagine something that awful but its true.
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Shaggar posted:macs in the 90s were somehow even worse than current macs. I know its hard to imagine something that awful but its true. yeah, and macs in the 90s had virtually nothing to do with jobs. he came back into the company in 97 and had to cycle out all the garbage they were producing while also building osx in the background and getting ready to switch architecture. 90s era apple had fuckall to do with steve jobs.
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Mr. Nice! posted:what are people talking about with post-apple jobs? next and pixar are kindof big deals. yeah, no consumers bought next poo poo, but it still had it's place and was the precursor to osx. jobs tried to create a computer company and ended up making a movie studio then he tried to create another computer company and only made an operating system finally he returned to his original computer company and turned it into a phone company
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hobbesmaster posted:jobs tried to create a computer company and ended up making a movie studio Then everyone stood up and clapped, and that company's name was Tesla. Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Aug 24, 2018 |
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lol spending all the money on R&D design work only to let clone manufacturers cannibalize their margins was such a dumb move for a hardware company 90's apple was crazy
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hobbesmaster posted:jobs tried to create a computer company and ended up making a movie studio next stuff helped power a lot of early internet things and likewise was used on the backend of said studio. granted he didn't succeed with his original intent with pixar or next, he still was wildly successful from apple to apple.
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Endless Mike posted:thank you for your posts even if I don't understand the programming bits in the slightest. if it helps I understand most of the programming bits and let me tell you im absolutely horrified enough so to phone post italics for emphasis 
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hobbesmaster posted:jobs tried to create a computer company and ended up making a movie studio ackthually, everyone at Pixar wanted to make movies from day 1, all the rendering computer stuff was just them scrambling around to try and earn some kind of revenue until they got to the point of Toy Story being possible
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Wulfolme posted:ackthually, everyone at Pixar wanted to make movies from day 1, all the rendering computer stuff was just them scrambling around to try and earn some kind of revenue until they got to the point of Toy Story being possible just go with it it makes the joke work
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hobbesmaster posted:just go with it it makes the joke work if musk had tried to make a car company and ended up only making a powertrain manufacturer we would have nothing to laugh at
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Wulfolme posted:if musk had tried to make a car company and ended up only making a powertrain manufacturer we would have nothing to laugh at indeed, jobs's greatest skill was saying "that sucks we're not doing it" while musk just says "thats garbage let me fix it" *makes problem worse*
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Wulfolme posted:if musk had tried to make a car company and ended up only making a powertrain manufacturer we would have nothing to laugh at like, he could have been the next Bosch and cornered the market as the premiere electric powertrain supplier for the industry but instead he overshot and now every other car manufacturer has invested the time and money to re-create his work and are going to cannibalize his market. It's hilarious
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not a high bar to clear but I hope other manufacturers keep at EVs. I love my Chevy Volt
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Ciaphas posted:not a high bar to clear but I hope other manufacturers keep at EVs. I love my Chevy Volt I'm interested to see what happens with that charger network VW agreed to build because of the cheating lawsuits. They can't put their branding or products on any of it, so the one TV spot I saw promoting the brand just looked like some kind of industry consortium ad featuring multiple manufacturers. Hopefully the chargers aren't something they are going to sabotage or abandon the moment that they are no longer legally required to keep them up
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www and doom were unfortunately made on nextcubes
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Wulfolme posted:if musk had tried to make a car company and ended up only making a powertrain manufacturer we would have nothing to laugh at You say powertrain and I think  which also matches what Musk would promise about it.
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gschmidl posted:You say powertrain and I think its musk so it'd be more like 
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hobbesmaster posted:its musk so it'd be more like Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF?
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Schadenboner posted:Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF? thats what she said
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sorry to interrupt this amazing thread it has kept me rapt with attention for the last day
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Schadenboner posted:Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF? that was NBC's response to the love boat. it nearly bankrupted the network
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Schadenboner posted:Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF? uh its a sports train, gotta keep it low and wide
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hobbesmaster posted:that was NBC's response to the love boat. it nearly bankrupted the network lol. i'd not heard of this.
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hobbesmaster posted:that was NBC's response to the love boat. it nearly bankrupted the network I've really gotta find and watch that now. It's only like >8 hours it looks like (8 45 minute episodes plus what I assume is a 2-hour runtime/90 content-minute pilot)?
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Absolutely incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqgHaHDIjWs&t=5061s
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Schadenboner posted:Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF? its more stable like that - think of a bike vs truck in terms of TIP-OVERness. Checkmate, idiot.
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Schadenboner posted:I've really gotta find and watch that now. It's only like >8 hours it looks like (8 45 minute episodes plus what I assume is a 2-hour runtime/90 content-minute pilot)? woah wow i just remembered cartoon express.
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