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Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

CountFosco posted:

If you don't believe me, you're welcome to ask my mom.

kroporkin traced his lineage back to saint nicholas and was so into it he would dress up as santa and give gifts to the local kids on christmas

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Senju Kannon posted:

kroporkin traced his lineage back to saint nicholas and was so into it he would dress up as santa and give gifts to the local kids on christmas

drat that owns

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Slimy Hog posted:

:justpost: What else is this thread for?

pidan posted:

Just post HEGEL
rosaries and prayer beads. i just bought some prayer beads (made with paracord lol) and i want to talk about 'em. post yours, post pretty pictures, talk about praying the rosary or the orthodo prayer rules that require beads, etc.

edit: speaking of architecture chat

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,46274.0.html

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 24, 2018

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

HEY GUNS posted:

rosaries and prayer beads. i just bought some prayer beads (made with paracord lol) and i want to talk about 'em. post yours, post pretty pictures, talk about praying the rosary or the orthodo prayer rules that require beads, etc.

I have 33, 100, and 300 Jesus prayer ‘ropes’ that are made of ebony (33) and olive wood (100, 300) beads. I use them to count the Trinitarian Jesus Prayer when I am having mental/emotional disturbances related to my bipolar because it helps me focus or simply give me a goal to reach. Otherwise, if I’m not swinging or anything, I don’t count I simply be in the presence of God. Oh, and I reserve my 300 ‘rope’ for retreats.

Thirteen Orphans fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Aug 24, 2018

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Thirteen Orphans posted:

“Uh... hello.... I’m from the internet...”

That's pretty much what my wife did last Sunday to Lutha Mahtin. I had told her how he described himself so I could meet up with him and show him the bell tower; when we got to church there was no parking so I dropped her and the baby off so I could find a spot and she goes up to him and says (verbatim) "Hi, I'm Slimy Hog's wife." Looking back at our text messages I'm still not 100% sure that Lutha Mahtin ever got my real name...

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

HEY GUNS posted:

rosaries and prayer beads. i just bought some prayer beads (made with paracord lol) and i want to talk about 'em. post yours, post pretty pictures, talk about praying the rosary or the orthodo prayer rules that require beads, etc.

edit: speaking of architecture chat

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,46274.0.html

I have a black wool prayer rope with 30 knots, and 3 beads breaking it up into 10-knot groups; poking out of one of the beads is the end of the rope tied into a simple cross without a tassel. It was made at an orphanage in Guatemala that my parish has supported financially and by going each year for around a decade.

I used to use it more often than I do now, and when I do, I alternate between using it to pray the Jesus Prayer for each knot and the Our Father for each bead. Doing something more complex, personal and unique when I get to the cross.

RE: that link:
I know a priest who does iconography for different churches (including my own) and it's really neat to be able to recognize his work in a couple of those photos.

Slimy Hog fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 24, 2018

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
I'd appreciate prayers for a grant proposal I'm helping submit soon and for my students this fall semester (starts next Monday). We're fortunate to have a very large incoming class of new freshmen and are trying a new retention program this year, so hopefully the college will be growing.

I will provide pictures involving animal husbandry and/or gardening as an offering of gratitude!

edit: for what it's worth the grant proposal is for expansion of and student research on the college's bison herd - animal health, restoration of native prairie, cultural and spiritual aspects of bison.

Pellisworth fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Aug 24, 2018

Tias
May 25, 2008

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HopperUK posted:

Look I'm all for reenactments but Tias, if you sail a bunch of longships across the sea and raid our shores again I'm going to be a bit cross.

Unless you're coming to abduct women to live in your Scandinavian high-QOL quasi-socialist paradise in which case, what time you comin?

The last twenty years of hard-right neo-conservatism and neo-liberalism may leave you kinda disappointed with the place I'll ravish you to :sigh::hf::black101:

Tias fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Aug 24, 2018

cerror
Feb 11, 2008

I have a bad feeling about this...

HEY GUNS posted:

rosaries and prayer beads. i just bought some prayer beads (made with paracord lol) and i want to talk about 'em. post yours, post pretty pictures, talk about praying the rosary or the orthodo prayer rules that require beads, etc.

edit: speaking of architecture chat

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,46274.0.html

I got this rope in my coat pocket.

cerror fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Aug 24, 2018

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Pellisworth posted:

I'd appreciate prayers for a grant proposal I'm helping submit soon and for my students this fall semester (starts next Monday). We're fortunate to have a very large incoming class of new freshmen and are trying a new retention program this year, so hopefully the college will be growing.

I will provide pictures involving animal husbandry and/or gardening as an offering of gratitude!

edit: for what it's worth the grant proposal is for expansion of and student research on the college's bison herd - animal health, restoration of native prairie, cultural and spiritual aspects of bison.
that kind of sounds like a St. George problem--patron of animal husbandry according to the Russians

My sister in law is getting married, please offer your prayers for the bride and groom and the bride's child! :)

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

HEY GUNS posted:

that kind of sounds like a St. George problem--patron of animal husbandry according to the Russians

My sister in law is getting married, please offer your prayers for the bride and groom and the bride's child! :)

Can do. :) Hope God doesn't mind prayers regarding "The sister in law's family of that pike lady I know on the internet."

https://i.imgur.com/E1FT5Zz.mp4

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Cythereal posted:

Can do. :) Hope God doesn't mind prayers regarding "The sister in law's family of that pike lady I know on the internet."
i am a pike dude now, my friend :toot:

keep them cat gifs coming

edit: pikeperson is appropriate and in fact one of my professors calls me this

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Aug 24, 2018

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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anyway, sometimes (like now) i feel a deep yearning to think about religious subjects and pray more than i usually do, but i heard that there's a danger you can fall into prelest if you don't do this in communication with other orthodox believers and your church, to check things against them.

my church is currently halfway across the world so i'm posting here with you all

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I get that feeling sometimes too. Sort of a yearning towards God. Never when it would be easy to chill out and pray for a while though.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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HopperUK posted:

I get that feeling sometimes too. Sort of a yearning towards God. Never when it would be easy to chill out and pray for a while though.
yeah exactly. almost like you want to slurp water down, or inhale smoke (back when i smoked).

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

HEY GUNS posted:

anyway, sometimes (like now) i feel a deep yearning to think about religious subjects and pray more than i usually do, but i heard that there's a danger you can fall into prelest if you don't do this in communication with other orthodox believers and your church, to check things against them.

that's just the patriarchs trying to hoard all the hesychasm for themselves (I feel like I've made this joke before)

At least the Orthodox have this though. Vatican II actually relaxed the requirements for being able to freely talk about private revelation without ecclesiastical approval and now there's a whole publishing industry of Charismatic Catholic weirdness, usually centering around Medjugorje.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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the tradcaths whose blogs i've looked at don't believe in medjugorje, but the devout and weird Vatican II Catholics i know are all about it. the tradcaths are more into fatima, i think. but it's been a long time since i've been out of that world


I never knew any Charismatic Catholics, but when i was in high school the parents of my two best friends were deeply devout and edging into weird territory. in retrospect I wonder if they might have been involved in that?

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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HEY GUNS posted:

the tradcaths whose blogs i've looked at don't believe in medjugorje, but the devout and weird Vatican II Catholics i know are all about it. the tradcaths are more into fatima, i think. but it's been a long time since i've been out of that world


I never knew any Charismatic Catholics, but when i was in high school the parents of my two best friends were deeply devout and edging into weird territory. in retrospect I wonder if they might have been involved in that?
I think I've mentioned it before, but my mom once visited a Charismatic Catholic church that was run by our old priest, and she mostly found it dull, and thought they were trying too hard.

I may have also mentioned the time my parents went to a shrine in Alabama I think is associated somehow with Medjugorje, and it creeped them right out.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Keromaru5 posted:

I think I've mentioned it before, but my mom once visited a Charismatic Catholic church that was run by our old priest, and she mostly found it dull, and thought they were trying too hard.

I may have also mentioned the time my parents went to a shrine in Alabama I think is associated somehow with Medjugorje, and it creeped them right out.
i am bored as heck and trapped in a small apartment with my partner's sister's family, dish

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 24, 2018

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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All I really remember is that there were apparently these kids working there, asking them these really intrusive questions. Not sexual, or anything, but beyond regular small talk. I'd have to ask them how much they remember. We had an extensive discussion on whether this had anything to do with the 37th parallel, which is apparently associated with the paranormal.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

HEY GUNS posted:

I never knew any Charismatic Catholics, but when i was in high school the parents of my two best friends were deeply devout and edging into weird territory. in retrospect I wonder if they might have been involved in that?

Probably, they'd be in the age group for it. We have a pretty vibrant Charismatic presence in our diocese compared to some others in the US but it's basically white baby boomers (mostly female) and immigrants who were used to that style of worship in their home countries.

I've always found the history of Pentecostalism pretty interesting in general. How'd Azusa Street, which absolutely scandalized everyone in Los Angeles since blacks and whites were worshiping together and women were preaching, almost immediately spawn a denomination that banned miscegenation and wouldn't allow women to wear pants?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Keromaru5 posted:

I may have also mentioned the time my parents went to a shrine in Alabama I think is associated somehow with Medjugorje, and it creeped them right out.

They're the creepy cult guys who are fighting with the Bishop and EWTN, right?

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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Epicurius posted:

They're the creepy cult guys who are fighting with the Bishop and EWTN, right?

I believe it's the exact one.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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internet

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


Is that fr. Josiah's church?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I saw this and immediately thought of Hey Gal:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1008027/Prince-Charles-news-abdication-king-charles-religion-later

quote:

In the bombshell documentary, titled, The Madness of Prince Charles, the voiceover says: “For the last 500 years, the reigning British Monarch is crowned the title of supreme governor of the Church of England and Defender of the Faith, Henry VIII by the Pope in 1521 for his early support for Roman Catholicism.

“However, Charles views on religion go against a long-standing tradition in the Royal Family, after the Prince of Wales declared to be the defender of all faiths.

“He has praised Islam, Sikhism, Buddhism, the Greek Orthodox church and other un-Orthodox beliefs, going against the traditional stance taken since the reign of Henry VIII.”

That's all, bye.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

OwlFancier posted:

That's all, bye.
you can stay as long as you like, we're all (usually) chill

what's your opinion on absurd hats

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
confirmation is a fake sacrament that only exists because at some point seven sacraments was important

change my mind

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.
Lol it's got orthodox right there in the name.

On a serious note, prayers would be appreciated for my cousin Michael. He was born with a vanishingly rare genetic immune system anomaly and recently it's gotten much worse.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

Senju Kannon posted:

kroporkin traced his lineage back to saint nicholas and was so into it he would dress up as santa and give gifts to the local kids on christmas

I'm a direct descendant of Rebecca Nurse, this probably means nothing.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Senju Kannon posted:

confirmation is a fake sacrament that only exists because at some point seven sacraments was important

change my mind

it was separated from baptism in the west in the 4th century when a bunch of pagans were being baptized into the church all at once and the bishops had to go around and make sure (hence, confirm) the pagans weren't breastfeeding wolves at church or whatever they do for fun

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Slimy Hog posted:

That's pretty much what my wife did last Sunday to Lutha Mahtin. I had told her how he described himself so I could meet up with him and show him the bell tower; when we got to church there was no parking so I dropped her and the baby off so I could find a spot and she goes up to him and says (verbatim) "Hi, I'm Slimy Hog's wife." Looking back at our text messages I'm still not 100% sure that Lutha Mahtin ever got my real name...

I did get your name, but I didn't hear what she said... I assumed she was telling me her name. This would explain why it sounded completely different when she introduced herself after the service :lol:

Also yes it's true, I got to climb up slimy hog's bell tower to see some serious ding-dong maneuvers

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i also restrained myself from yelling "AND THE SON, am i right folks?? westerners IN DA HOUZZE" during the creed

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

I feel distressingly skipped.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i also restrained myself from yelling "AND THE SON, am i right folks?? westerners IN DA HOUZZE" during the creed

This is a lie. He did yell this and it was embarrassing for everyone. We all crossed ourselves and said the Jesus prayer 100 times so it's all cool.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

CountFosco posted:

On a serious note, prayers would be appreciated for my cousin Michael. He was born with a vanishingly rare genetic immune system anomaly and recently it's gotten much worse.

I got this and all the previous requests from the past 2 pages.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

On a much heavier note, the child Andrew for whom I asked for prayers in the last thread died last week, so I ask for more prayers for him from those of you who pray for the dead.

A little lighter of an aside: Does anyone else dislike the phrase "fell asleep in the lord"?

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Slimy Hog posted:

On a much heavier note, the child Andrew for whom I asked for prayers in the last thread died last week, so I ask for more prayers for him from those of you who pray for the dead.

A little lighter of an aside: Does anyone else dislike the phrase "fell asleep in the lord"?

I am very sorry for your loss, I will pray for you and Andrew.

I think “fell asleep in the Lord” is an excellent way to describe the Dormition of Mary, but that’s about it.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Slimy Hog posted:

A little lighter of an aside: Does anyone else dislike the phrase "fell asleep in the lord"?

This is the first I've heard the phrase, I assume from the context you're mentioning it in that it refers to death? I wouldn't have guessed it if I'd casually heard it.

https://i.imgur.com/DJGCKdy.mp4

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Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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That's exactly what it means; it tends to be pretty common in Orthodoxy. I have nothing against it, though I haven't exactly taken it as my own. I still stick with "passed away" or "died."

May Andrew's memory be eternal.

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